Karate Kid. Saw this on my dashboard. So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to tint) out that it was the story all about Karate Kid will smith Jayden Smith
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Karate Kid. Saw this on my dashboard. So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to tint) out that it was the story all about

Saw this on my dashboard

So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased
to tint) out that it was the story all about how Eden Smith' s life got flipped
turned upside dawn_ You see, he was chilling out, razzing, relaxing all cool,
shooting were email outside his school, when a couple guys [we were
upto no ___geed} started making trouble in his neighbourhood He got in one
little tight and his mm got scared! and said "Youde going to learn
trom the maintenance man downstairs_"
THAT C) Oh/ lhv/
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User avatar #11 - stonedtothebone
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I HATED this movie. Not because hes black. Actually probably.
But anyways, it's sortve ******** how
-Mother comes to CHINA on a WORKERS VISA
who the **** works in china, ******? get payed literally 1 dollar a day
-Has a cell phone
Americans cannot have celluar devices or any electronic devices in China b/c of security ********
-Learns KUNG FU not KARATE
took him a few months to learn all the skills he needs to compete against chinese kids who have been training their whole life...
-Its pretty much retarded acting "PICK UP UR COAT HURR DURR"
what the ****

Im done.
User avatar #15 to #11 - oskados
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i agree good sir, this movie was a discrace to the original movies and all copies plus the director should be publically burned.
#22 to #11 - FUNlover
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#65 to #11 - anon id: 2943e900
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and like how cliche is the ending? doing a badass somersault kick while he has a broken leg? i mean come on..
User avatar #56 to #11 - badmonkey
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Your salary depends on your job. My father takes regular business trips to China and some of his colleagues in China earn no less than 50 thousand a year. There is no problem for anyone in China to have and call from a mobile phone. It's China, not North Korea, get your facts straight.
#14 to #11 - ctia
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Maybe because Kung Fu is chinese meanwhile karate is ******* JAPANESE ?
#16 to #14 - anon id: 247532db
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yeah but it's not the kung-fu kid.
They could have fixed this by making them move to Japan.

it would have made more sense to because Japan is a better place to work than China and in Japan people don't like people moving there from other countries so the kids fighting him would still be a possibility. Also it would be cooler because I'm Wapanese.
#12 to #11 - idedu
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User avatar #17 to #11 - DaBullshiter
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So you hated this movie for being unrealistic?
Breaking news to you bro...there is not a single realistic movie...

Action movies: Have you ever seen recoil when someone shots a gun in a movie? I seriously doubt that....i've seen bitches shooting god damn shotguns without getting any back force whatsoever...But i guess it's just a detail right?
Not to mention **** like steven seagal..the dude get's in a bar..kicks everybody's ass..and get's out without a single scratch..IN EVERYSINGLE MOVIE...np with me..great comedy..but wtf?

Romance: Always happy ending...nough said

Thrillers: "Oh that's a creepy ass house ..yea and i heard people that gone there have dissapeared in the last 2 years...let's go in!"
Sounds legit.

Anyway..to tell you the truth i don't even remember if i really liked this movie...it just seemed funny that you hated it cause it was unrealistic
Breaking news bro..unless you watch documentaries you should hate 99% of the movies out there.
User avatar #86 to #17 - ImSuchaSillyGoose
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Saving private ryan? most realistic action-war movie out their...even WWII vets who saw it were impressed with how realistic it was...
User avatar #277 to #86 - DaBullshiter
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That's why i said 99% and not 100% good sir..
#207 to #86 - EdwardReggae
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They even had australian ww2 vets who had amputated limbs act on the omaha beach scene, its alot easier to act like you lost a limb when you really did. xD
#70 to #17 - anon id: 7575042a
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romance-wut about romeo and juliet its a romance and they end killing them selves at the end??
#283 to #70 - DaBullshiter
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....you know..i haven't read many books or anything...but holy ****...  
  
Gif unrelated
....you know..i haven't read many books or anything...but holy ****...

Gif unrelated
User avatar #26 to #11 - shapow
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I didn't like it because it was just plain ****, like seriously, who puts "Dad died" on their ******* CALENDER? It was cheap thing to make the audience feel for him, stupid 13 year old girls liked it, nobody else.
#39 to #26 - tomesponja
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Damn it I hate these unrealistic martial arts movies.
#24 to #11 - moltenman
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you have opened my eyes to this ********!
you have opened my eyes to this ********!
#18 to #11 - EekADog
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uuh, I live in China and everything you just said is ********...
User avatar #115 to #18 - blahness
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its due to random stereotypes
dont mind them :)
#177 to #18 - makeuhsalad
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Your name and comment have me very confused.
User avatar #72 - CossetteXRose
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**CossetteXRose rolls 6** <-- 2+4
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#78 to #72 - tylerxchoice
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WELL PLAYED
WELL PLAYED
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#73 - idunevenknow
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Was I the only one who sang along to it in my head?
#261 - PotsYouPaint
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Oh! I get it! It's funny because he meant domination on Modern Warfare 2, not domination as in S&M!
User avatar #264 to #261 - bornofharvest
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LMFAO, nice. XD hahaha
#281 to #261 - anon id: 5c36d2d1
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1. Look at front page post
2. Comment on another front page post with something to do with that post
3.??????
4.Profit.
#263 to #261 - mikakalyptus
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That's such an original joke!
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#124 - fatony
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**fatony rolls 4,899**
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#168 to #124 - shakesupa
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**shakesupa rolls 41**
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User avatar #153 to #123 - guntoat
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fresh prince thread go
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User avatar #6 - pleasureabledino
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Refused to see this movie just on principle. They call it 'The Karate Kid', and he studies Kung Fu. Seriously? Two completely different styles. And they call it a "remake"...********. This isn't a remake, it's a cock-up of the original which was tank as all hell.
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User avatar #34 to #21 - pleasureabledino
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You sir, are nothing but a tosser.

A) The two movies are completely different in what styles they use. Anyone with their head out of their own ass would be able to see that. You can't see it, so you must have your head up your ass.

B) I've been studying and traing in Kung Fu for 10 years now. The difference between Kung Fu and Karate is that Karate is mostly hard, sharp movements and is more about conveying power with your body than anything else. Kung Fu is more about using softer movements and the body's own inertia for movements.

C) What I said is truth. It's not a remake; it's a cock up; and he studies Kung Fu, not Karate.

Pull your head in and learn your **** before you criticize someone else. No two styles are the same. One style is not better than the other. All have disadvantages and advantages. Besides, you're not exactly Jackie Chan yourself, are you? I can admit that I'm not the most knowledgeable person on this subject, but at least I don't sound like a massive douchefag when I talk about it. I'm not a black belt either, but I probably know more about this **** than you do. I'm not saying I do, just I PROBABLY know more. Which, let's face it, is closer to truth than fiction.
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User avatar #122 to #80 - pleasureabledino
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Good thing I don't play button mashers. Your ignorance is becoming so apparent now, that even a blind, deaf quadriplegic can notice it. I never said I was an expert. Pull your head out of your arse and put your helmet and water wings on before you drown in a bowl of soup.
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User avatar #369 to #368 - pleasureabledino
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Why should I feel the need to appease the demands of ONE person on a system filled with millions of people? The point is that you don't know what you're talking about, so just leave it there and be done with it.
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