The Official Man Rules. Hopefully all the guys learn something and if any women see this then they will know why we act the way we do. creds to whoever made the raybone man rule
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The Official Man Rules

The Official Man Rules. Hopefully all the guys learn something and if any women see this then they will know why we act the way we do. creds to whoever made the

Hopefully all the guys learn something and if any women see this then they will know why we act the way we do.
creds to whoever made the rules, I just put them into a picture for you guys

HEYGUYS,
SHOULD
SHARE, ENJOY.
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#280 to #265 - steezmachine (06/12/2011) [-]
only 1? wtf man?
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#1 - ktmktm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#2 to #1 - raybone Comment deleted by raybone [-]
User avatar #10 to #2 - jackthecracker (06/11/2011) [-]
Rule 29 - Real men break the rules to prove how manly they are.
User avatar #197 to #10 - Whipstyle (06/12/2011) [-]
you need more thumbs
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#3 to #2 - ktmktm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - raybone (06/11/2011) [-]
That sir, is a quad-bike.
#5 to #4 - Rascal (06/11/2011) [-]
you would have to be an idiot hick to believe these stupid and sexist rules make you anywhere near a real man.
#8 to #5 - yunoacceptnumbers (06/11/2011) [-]
those rules may not make a real man
but real men make those rules :>
#26 to #5 - nierydoc (06/11/2011) [-]
You are, in fact, aware that this was to get a laugh out of those who perceived is as funny, the target audience here being men. So stuff it. And they are hardly sexist at all.
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#6 to #5 - raybone Comment deleted by raybone [-]
User avatar #30 to #2 - steelbubble (06/11/2011) [-]
it's not lime green anyway
#416 - bowen (06/12/2011) [-]
Rule 26.
not even a ninja?
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#419 to #416 - meltdownlol has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #421 to #419 - bowen (06/12/2011) [-]
good thing all my motorbikes so far are have been black, i was gona get a green ninja, looks like ill have to get a black one :)
#368 to #324 - Rascal (06/12/2011) [-]
Lol V6. Nice try...
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#355 to #324 - massivejelly **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #329 to #324 - KoCChampion (06/12/2011) [-]
certain cars are acceptable in certain colors.
User avatar #335 to #329 - bruce lee (06/12/2011) [-]
I agree **** #26. A nice green motorcycle with some black would be ******* awesome.
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#574 to #335 - bucketoffist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #464 to #458 - takers (06/12/2011) [-]
why does 'May' have a capital letter?
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#517 to #458 - droplifter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#366 - donotlaugh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#298 - pwnstarr (06/12/2011) [-]
rule 29: if a friend has passed away, it is expected to delete his browser history
#201 - cheesyduck (06/12/2011) [-]
Yeah, orange cars really suck...
#229 to #201 - Rascal (06/12/2011) [-]
They just look ******* awkward! Who the hell would own an orange car vs a black car or white car, or any other color? (<--rhetorical)
User avatar #210 to #201 - TheScotian (06/12/2011) [-]
I think the sky blue is an exception in Wayne's World
#237 to #210 - Rascal (06/12/2011) [-]
indeed
#222 to #201 - jremzthedragon (06/12/2011) [-]
who would ever want an orange car...
#214 to #201 - rwiddow (06/12/2011) [-]
i know they look so girly huh...
#35 - sandvichiscredit (06/11/2011) [-]
Number 22 is horse **** .
Never, ever, even on equal footing, is bathroom conversation permitted.
Every man knows, every other urinal, head straight, eyes up, silence.
This is man law.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Wabbit (06/11/2011) [-]
HERO
User avatar #41 to #35 - manbob (06/11/2011) [-]
dude the best conversations occur wen me and my friends are taking ***** in stalls next to each other... when we're alone in the bathroom
#44 to #41 - ifoundacattoday (06/11/2011) [-]
And then you realize that you aren't alone
And then you realize that you aren't alone
User avatar #168 to #41 - Logitechs (06/12/2011) [-]
That made my day.
#353 - Onebigjump (06/12/2011) [-]
for the car colours, i think orange, green and blue are okay on muscle cars and muscle cars only

<----- i.e
#356 to #353 - Rascal (06/12/2011) [-]
or clown cars
#80 - Leftieswillrule (06/12/2011) [-]
Rule 13 DIRECTLY contradicts the Rules of Fight Club (namely Rule 6: No Shirts, No Shoes)
User avatar #153 to #80 - siknees (06/12/2011) [-]
Yeah.... You guys are all ****** now.
#87 to #80 - bagfullofkittens (06/12/2011) [-]
Rule 1 of Fight Club is not to talk about Fight Club.
#88 to #87 - Leftieswillrule (06/12/2011) [-]
I didn't talk about Fight Club, I talked about the rules of Fight Club.

And you're supposed to use a picture of Miles Edgeworth
#90 to #88 - bagfullofkittens (06/12/2011) [-]
You talked about the rules of Fight Club which is talking about Fight Club.
#94 to #90 - Leftieswillrule (06/12/2011) [-]
Not necessarily, the same way talking about the rules regarding military secrets is not treason when talking about the secret themselves is considered treason!
#276 to #94 - Abion (06/12/2011) [-]
Now you're both talking about fight club. I strongly recommend you stop.
#217 to #94 - monkeylord ONLINE (06/12/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#103 to #88 - ThePleasureman (06/12/2011) [-]
Talking about fight club or the rules of fight club is only permitted during a meeting for fight club, therefore we are breaking the rules of fight club.
User avatar #456 - picamix (06/12/2011) [-]
guess i can only talk on the phone for 10 seconds
#425 - gohantrunks (06/12/2011) [-]
**** rule #13 ima keep doing what i do
#157 - BigZnation (06/12/2011) [-]
#26 We Need A Exception
#185 to #157 - flammablenazi (06/12/2011) [-]
And another one.
#60 - Betsybop (06/12/2011) [-]
IF FUNNYJUNK LOVED ME YOU'D KNOW WHAT I WANT!  
stupid PS3....
IF FUNNYJUNK LOVED ME YOU'D KNOW WHAT I WANT!
stupid PS3....
#455 - commentking (06/12/2011) [-]
I see nothing wrong with this.....
User avatar #462 to #455 - fjbiker (06/12/2011) [-]
i only see it as a car for rich pussys and rich teenage girls
User avatar #494 to #462 - fjbiker (06/12/2011) [-]
what is there something wrong with typing my opinion about a car i don't like?
#551 to #494 - Rascal (06/12/2011) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #554 to #551 - fjbiker (06/12/2011) [-]
what is it anon you're opinion doesn't matter without an account
User avatar #504 to #462 - kingrayne ONLINE (06/12/2011) [-]
Hes talking about the color...
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#447 - droplifter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #477 to #447 - theCelebratedMrK (06/12/2011) [-]
its my 16th birthday today...:D
#286 - harri (06/12/2011) [-]
Its so true
#27 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (06/11/2011) [-]
rule 14: Men don't let men wear speedos, ever.

damn....
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