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How to be annoying in an Elevator

How to Be annoying in
an Elevator
1. Crack open your breifcase/ Handbag and ask:
Got any air in there?
2. Stand Silent and Motionless facing the
corner and don' t get off.
3. Greet everyone with a handshake and
ask them to call you a certain name.
4. Say something random every now and then,
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Submitted: 06/11/2011
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#1 - tamponunicorn (06/11/2011) [-]
I like their curly feet!
#170 - latadam ONLINE (06/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
wtf are these things?
#36 - lepofthecon (06/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Better #4: Work up a boner and hit on them.
#153 - chomps (06/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#17 - furillo ONLINE (06/11/2011) [-]
Or just run around like this  
Or just run around like this
#175 - dkillakai ONLINE (06/12/2011) [-]
drop a pencil, wait for somebody to pick it up, the freak out and yell "DON'T TOUCH MY ******* **** BRO!!!"

or get off at a lower floor when the elevator is going up, then whisper to the people that are left "I'd get off on this floor if I were you"

or when there is only one other person in the elevator, start shouting out"You're one of them!" and start repeatedly tapping the button for the nearest floor.
User avatar #14 - Crossraod (06/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
When the doors close say,"I guess you are all wondering why I've gathered you here?"
#33 - AwzmNorwegian (06/11/2011) [-]
User avatar #83 - bigzbert (06/12/2011) [-]
(Continued from the thread below)
397. Carry a Lead Pipe around.
398. Show off a lot.
399. Whine constantly.
400. Cheer for people that do their homework correctly.
401. Desperately search for ways to be annoying.
402. Name your daughter Gertrude or some other old name.
403. Use potato chips instead of poker chips.
404. Eat the ante.
405. Be too nice.
406. Be too perfect.
407. Drool in a book.
408. Try to rub your eyes with your elbow.
409. Tell people where to put their feet.
410. Wear a 3 foot high hat everywhere.
411. B. S. a report.
412. Place arsenic with your spices.
413. Don’ use he leer "".
414. Make a story with no point.
415. Fish with dynamite.
416. Hunt with dynamite.
417. Build a house out of dynamite.
418. Put it on the real estate market.
419. Begin a franchise of shops that sell jewelry and frozen yogurt.
420. Use the Wingdings font for anything and everything.
#13 - DaColonel (06/11/2011) [-]
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User avatar #169 - looneyludy (06/12/2011) [-]
i thought it was going to be a picture of Will Ferrell in elf on the elevator.
User avatar #85 - marriland (06/12/2011) [-]
when a bunch of people get on, say "So, I see we are all here for the meeting correct?"
User avatar #50 - bigzbert (06/12/2011) [+] (27 replies)
1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
6. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies.
7. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
8. Sniffle incessantly.
9. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
10. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
11. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace.
12. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
13. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
14. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
15. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
16. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
17. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
18. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
19. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
20. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
21. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
22. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
23. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
24. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.
25. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
User avatar #160 - pandabrain (06/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
the first one wouldnt really annoy me
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User avatar #37 - electricbubblewrap (06/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Rename this "how to look retarded in an elevator"
User avatar #38 to #37 - donatellotmnt (06/11/2011) [-]
Or rename it, "How to get shot in an elevator"
User avatar #2 - kittykatmeyow (06/11/2011) [-]
Ask different people on the elevator to call you different names.
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#30 - tehspazz (06/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
My friends and i acted like we all fell asleep inside a big traffic cone inside the elevator. Chinese lady's reaction = priceless
User avatar #95 - iLime (06/12/2011) [-]
if me and a stranger were in an elevator and they tried to talk to me id just start yelling and lay down in the corner in fetal position.
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