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This is Why We're Screwed Comp 2. Subscribe!!! 200+ for MOAR!!!. This is my were screwed... Comp 2 l cant get the cocaine oh the edge of my credit card THIS , M

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My (BPS made me drive through the ghetto.
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l thought l was winning Mario Kart until i realized that l
was looking at the wrong screen.
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My beer can isn' t cold activated. Nowl have to touch it
to see it my beer is too warm to drink.
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My book ran out of batteries.
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team get laid, cause the women in this country get to
choose who they sleep wen.
Water gets in my beer when showering
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Druid keeps changing Tuck) to ‘duck making my
threatening texts sound all cute and fuzzy
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I' m broke, We lived through 3 pm , and
nearly all of my livestock have died (in Farmville)
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14 year raids that leak like their 19.
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People That brush their teeth with a brittle shack.
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User avatar #1 - GreenEggsAndHam (06/10/2011) [-]
Driving through the Ghetto:

Plus: Avoid Traffic
Negative: Have your hub caps stolen
#2 - navystone (06/10/2011) [-]
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#8 - connorjay (06/11/2011) [-]
I don't do drugs or anything (in all seriousness) but aren't you meant to use a mirror as it's completely smooth...?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Sonos (06/11/2011) [-]
he lines the coke up with a credit card while its all placed on the glass or mirror
#14 to #8 - fukluvmakesammichs (06/11/2011) [-]
use any smooth surface, so a mirror, toilet, **** laminated wood, ipod... so on.
anyway you tip the coke onto said surface and then make the cocaine as fine as possible (first with a note and the card on top, then just the card in a cutting motion) you then use the card to push the coke into whatever size lines you would like. and i already found out not to use a bank card to make lines; 1, its slightly too stiff for my liking 2, it gets in the ******* numbers and **** and is well annoying to get out cos its a waste of coke and soo obv if anyone sees
User avatar #22 to #14 - connorjay (06/12/2011) [-]
I'm not asking advice! xD
#23 to #22 - fukluvmakesammichs (06/12/2011) [-]
yea, but this is a clear illustration from past experience this is how its done. just filling that gap in your knowledge for uni/college
User avatar #17 - deltagon (06/11/2011) [-]
Is it just me, or do some of these seem like potential "you might be a redneck jokes"?
User avatar #6 - spior (06/11/2011) [-]
The shower thing always happens to me D:
#3 - angrypiirate (06/11/2011) [-]
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#4 - princeofdarkness (06/11/2011) [-]
thumb down for Twilight
thumb down for Twilight
User avatar #15 to #4 - kingofdarkness (06/11/2011) [-]
Hey son!
User avatar #21 to #15 - princeofdarkness (06/11/2011) [-]
holy. **** .
#20 - anon (06/11/2011) [-]
I had to thumb for the last bit. I hate her so much.
User avatar #19 - AngryKartoffel (06/11/2011) [-]
If you thumb, OP will turn into Kristen Stewart.
Seems legit.
#18 - anon (06/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, I didn't thumb, both because the post is lukewarm, if that makes any sense, and the damn twilight **** at the end. I don't care if it's an attempt to make a bad joke, it fails and you should really never bring attention to that horror
#10 - anon (06/11/2011) [-]
I only thumbed cuz of the sexy piece of ass at the end:3 lol
#12 to #10 - veganbro (06/11/2011) [-]
Y U LOVE ON TWILIGHT O_Ô!!
User avatar #7 - devryn (06/11/2011) [-]
#6: rape. thats all i have to say.
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