caught. . A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks otter at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? W caught A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the looks otter at him asks a bold question WIFE: "What would you do if I died? W
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks otter at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don' t you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn' t you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I' d get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face}.
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan}.
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it' s a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my gob clubs?"
WIFE: - silence-
HUSBAND: "Shit."
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Views: 48240 Submitted: 02/21/2010