Superman. LMAO. Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you lol
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Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a
few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know
that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft
will pull you back inside the building onthe third floor?"
Get outta here," said Tom
Ne I' m serious, watch me."
Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by
the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the
top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there,
Tom in awe.
I cant believe it. " Said Tom.
I know you should try it Tom. "
So Tom hopped off and plunged into the ground.
Superman yeu' re an asshole when yeu' re drunk." said the security
guard.
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Submitted: 02/21/2010
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User avatar #26 - joshwontwon (02/22/2010) [-]
Don't worry spider man will save you....don't forget, you only get one
-5
#29 to #26 - BMTEJ **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #26 - DrFunny (02/22/2010) [-]
**DrFunny rolls 499,176,911** i never got one and i fell and broke my back twice!!
#20 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
a was happy with the result of the joke...but disappoint when i kept scrolling down and there was nothing there
#23 to #20 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
really wat bout the flowers that were there
#25 to #23 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
yeah I guess those are some sweet ass flowers
#27 - Deathstare **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
**Deathstare rolls 899,159,622**
The title sorta killed the joke.
#4 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
How did the security guard know it was superman? I thought nobody was supposed to know about his secret identity.
#5 to #4 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
quit being such a bitch
#9 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
the title kinda spoiled it.
#33 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
title gives the punchline
User avatar #32 - EpicFailMaster (02/22/2010) [-]
**EpicFailMaster rolls 289,984,659** yea title kills and i have heard this a 1000 times
User avatar #11 - felixthemaster (02/22/2010) [-]
Did anyone else read the "get out of here" in arnold swa...[insert last name here]'s voice?
#12 to #11 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
swarzenegger
User avatar #15 to #11 - Schwarzenegger (02/22/2010) [-]
GET OUHT OHF HEAH!!!!
User avatar #65 to #15 - felixthemaster (02/22/2010) [-]
augghhhh...!!
User avatar #6 - ashleyynicoleebaby (02/22/2010) [-]
**ashleyynicoleebaby rolls 122,709,566**
lol wow
User avatar #60 - girguy (02/22/2010) [-]
Why didn't the SECURITY GUARD do anything??!!
User avatar #7 - neverrusty (02/22/2010) [-]
**neverrusty rolls 296,177,969** lmao
#3 - cabbose **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [-]
my friend told me this joke but in more detail i like this one better
User avatar #10 - JesusPhD (02/22/2010) [-]
so. u just re mixed a different story about drunk superman killing people with the air draft. very un clever.
User avatar #28 to #10 - TheUltimateAnimal (02/22/2010) [-]
muahah , stupid people
User avatar #8 - SeoYummy (02/22/2010) [-]
There's a different version of this including 2 more men. This one is bleak in comparison.
#63 - EpicRandomness (02/22/2010) [-]
**EpicRandomness rolls 875,669,971** I like superman when he's drunk.
User avatar #61 - Blazing (02/22/2010) [-]
What would happen if Batman was drunk?
User avatar #64 to #61 - TheDeadPool (02/22/2010) [-]
only Robin knows
User avatar #66 to #64 - EpicWin (02/22/2010) [-]
But what happens when DeadPool is drunk?
User avatar #58 - Temerosa (02/22/2010) [-]
**Temerosa rolls 852,896,854** OMFG BORED!
#50 - NeekDaNinja (02/22/2010) [-]
**NeekDaNinja rolls 630,063,194** i remeber this joke in like 3rd grade :p
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**xKoBeBrYanT rolls 062,210,179**
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User avatar #56 to #46 - opinionatedbitch (02/22/2010) [-]
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troll
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User avatar #54 to #51 - Rayspree (02/22/2010) [-]
Shut the **** up
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**xKoBeBrYanT rolls 62** **** this **** ill just rock haiti
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#38 - sixxroxx (02/22/2010) [-]
saw this on another website, nice job stealing this joke asshole
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