Flowchart to attraction. For all you forever alone guys out there! :] HOLY JESUS! Top 100?! You guys are better than blow jobs! .. it, God gave me a hand for a reason. Flowchart to attraction For all you forever alone guys out there! :] HOLY JESUS! Top 100?! You are better than blow jobs! it God gave me a hand for reason
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#16 - abeam
Reply +83
(06/07/2011) [-]
**** it, God gave me a hand for a reason.
#26 to #16 - anon
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(06/07/2011) [-]
he also gave you two eyes, two ears, and a brain...
you should try using them....Kidding!

...Seriously, though, this seems really helpful... and now we're one step closer to understanding women...thanks to this guy
#27 to #26 - The Unheard
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(06/07/2011) [-]
It's possible though that this was created by a woman (with a computer in her kitchen, blah blah blah i don't even give a ****)

and that woman could be ******* with us....
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#56 - GrantImahara
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(06/08/2011) [-]
So how do I explain why I'm walking around with a flow chart?
#82 to #56 - anon
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(06/08/2011) [-]
I ******* CRIED laughing when I read this.
#265 to #56 - abottleofrum [OP] **User deleted account**
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#62 to #56 - airlaflair
Reply +10
(06/08/2011) [-]
dude u seriously made me cry with this
#58 - youstrollin
Reply +43
(06/08/2011) [-]
**** this I'm going to pornhub.
#152 - invalidname
Reply +41
(06/08/2011) [-]
1. Turn on computer
2. Fap
#159 to #152 - tannerjroll
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(06/08/2011) [-]
ahahahahahahahaa!
funniest thing i've read all day.
#173 to #152 - copperman
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(06/08/2011) [-]
1 1/2. go to pornhub
#46 - hoovy
Reply +14
(06/08/2011) [-]
Wow...First time i've ever seen something that is too long and I did not read it all. It's not that very hard guys. Just work out a little, maybe try and get rid of yer zits and have a personality and don't be so withdrawn. I'm expecting red thumbs but it's not THIS hard.
#64 to #46 - ryandcow
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(06/08/2011) [-]
While it is about mainly swagger, personality and appearance it's really helpful to understand the body language aspect of it too, this chart does help with that.
#49 to #46 - tauntaunsingalong
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(06/08/2011) [-]
You know, there are such thing as awkward people. There is no need to be an ass about it.
#50 to #49 - hoovy
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(06/08/2011) [-]
I'm not trying to be an ass I'm saying if you hype it up like that it's gonna make you more nervous than you should be. The truth is most girls from 13 to say 18 are insecure, sometimes bitchy young women. They are different from men and most who haven't been exposed to girls of that age group much don't get it. If you're awkward you need to build self confidence by playing a sport, instrument, something your good at that makes you feel awesome. I've seen the most weird looking people with totally hot people and the reason is always CONFIDENCE! You don't need a 10000 word guide and what to do in what situation. They are still people just....people with vaginas and more sensitive feelings.
#54 to #50 - tauntaunsingalong
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(06/08/2011) [-]
I understand your point, but I too often see guys telling other guys to "man the hell up" and I can honestly say that is the worse piece of advice you could give to someone with no confidence.

But you're completely correct, sir.
#104 to #54 - renobs
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(06/08/2011) [-]
This was the most sophisticated internet argument I have ever seen.
#65 to #54 - ryandcow
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(06/08/2011) [-]
Yea it makes no sense when people say that.
#66 to #65 - tauntaunsingalong
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(06/08/2011) [-]
Ever had someone say that to you?
I know that feel, bro.
#67 to #66 - ryandcow
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(06/08/2011) [-]
That literally is the worst advice you can give, but there isn't much better advice. The best advice is be confident I suppose.
#91 to #67 - GamerMandrew
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(06/08/2011) [-]
I too know that feel... Sometimes, it's good to be sensitive. It helps you get into their emotions and destroy their society from the inside... I mean... Helps you get into their comfort zone...
#114 to #91 - tauntaunsingalong
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(06/08/2011) [-]
Not sure if I should be scared or you...
#115 to #114 - tauntaunsingalong
Reply 0
(06/08/2011) [-]
*of
#138 - LifeVirusZERO
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(06/08/2011) [-]
#279 to #138 - brolide
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(06/14/2011) [-]
#203 - killerundead
Reply +26
(06/08/2011) [-]
**** all that ima just stick to porn >_>
**** all that ima just stick to porn >_>
#214 to #203 - jingleforth
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#237 to #214 - mtothej
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(06/08/2011) [-]
#87 - SinclairSolutions
Reply +26
(06/08/2011) [-]
At first I was like, how do i memorize this ****?

But then I was like, LOL I'm GAY ^_^
#101 to #87 - anon
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(06/08/2011) [-]
*fistbump for homosexuality*
#99 to #87 - fjarchon
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(06/08/2011) [-]
#61 - fatbenisahomo
Reply +26
(06/08/2011) [-]
congratulations! You just finished reading chart 7 of 26 in chapter 39,section 8 of volume12 of the book for understanding women.
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#30 - wildra
Reply +22
(06/07/2011) [-]
i was reading it... until i figured out it almost never ended
i was reading it... until i figured out it almost never ended
#35 to #30 - HotCheese
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(06/07/2011) [-]
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