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Flying Scorpion

File: 122852407955. i - 46. 453x604 fl seer ion."
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 41 No. was El
Last night some firends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn' t an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn' t. This scorpion was a pussy and we
were going to make a goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn' t sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn' t pinch anyone. He just sat
and took the blows, the seine way a three year old would.
After tying to his Pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the
top of the room, though, we added weight, making the hallo on virtually neutrally buoyant.
The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This musthave awoken the man inside of him, because we can' t even touch him
anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 42 No. were
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look at this man
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I dont care if this is a repost or cruel. You sir win all my intenets for a week.
I frakkin LC/ LT)
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Submitted: 02/21/2010
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User avatar #3 - Burningblaze (02/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**** ! they made a gligar!

(i hold no grudges agains 2nd gen)
#60 - Matchew **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #9 - readbtwnthelines (02/21/2010) [+] (20 replies)
That is cruel, sick, and unnecessary
Don't be such douches!
Thumbed down!
User avatar #10 to #9 - bouchedag (02/21/2010) [-]
I rape kitties.
#54 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"dude check this out! haha, flying scorpion! haha lulz!...wait..what's it doing? it steering the balloon? IT CAN DRIVE THE BALLOON?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- RUN!"
#120 - Mameume (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I think the "Happy Birthday" on the balloon made this even more hilarious.
#80 - anonymous (02/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
thats fukin ******** . i would love to be able to hold a big ass scorpion without getting stung. that guy needs his ass kicked
#85 to #81 - Tapacx (02/22/2010) [-]
"prmiary learn to speal"

Commencing facepalm now. . . . . . . .
User avatar #33 - jamesthebeaver (02/21/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Can someone explain this for me? I don't get it at all.
#35 to #33 - Runer (02/21/2010) [-]
It's a flying scorpion.

That is all.
User avatar #158 - CaptainMcWin (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**CaptainMcWin rolls 377,919,214** LMAO. YES. Will this make a man out of my next door neighbors feminine son?!
#56 - jesusthemexicanboy (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Manliest Scorpion i've ever seen. Definitely a real man. A man that eats meat and raw fish and drinks beer. A man who supports his woman and plays sports and lifts heavy objects. A man who carries a heavy beard,fears nothing, and does not scream but roars!
User avatar #40 - Bongos (02/21/2010) [-]
Flying scorpions.

Well, we're ****** now.
User avatar #149 - ItsAConspiracy (02/22/2010) [-]
**ItsAConspiracy rolls 268,181,878** bitches dont know bout my flyin scorpion.
User avatar #116 - RaZrBlayde (02/22/2010) [-]
why would u want a scorpion to sting u? does it turn u on?

do u get sexual pleasure from bee stings as well?
#115 - xXTheDarkWolfXx **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I used to have a female scorpion. She grew to be HUGE.

But she died mysteriously one day. D:
User avatar #66 - metalskater (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**metalskater rolls 731,688,466** this made my day :D
if this ends in doubles that scorpian got laid that night
if it ends in triples he had a 3some
#1 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Accidentally thumbed this down :/
User avatar #8 to #1 - IanMac (02/21/2010) [-]
I thumbed up for u.
#192 - tidmore (02/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #163 - HomeSikk (02/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Hell viewers todat we are here at central park as a flying scorpian tied to a birthday baloon is on the loose best to lock your doors and stay away. now back to you
User avatar #155 - AdmiralAckbar (02/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You should have added lazers on his head.

Totally deadly.
User avatar #48 - MRGamer (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I was laughing my ass off after the 3rd comment.
User avatar #49 to #48 - MRGamer (02/21/2010) [-]
User avatar #47 - XVelocityX (02/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My friend was super high this one time, so he shot a fly with hairspray so it fell to the floor. Then he tied a string around its neck and made a leash. So then the fly flew around for a bit, he was our pet for about 10 minutes, we named him Carl. until he shot the fly with Axe and a lighter he had. He copied it from a CKY movie we watched.
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