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Flying Scorpion

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I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 41 No. was El
Last night some firends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn' t an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn' t. This scorpion was a pussy and we
were going to make a goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn' t sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn' t pinch anyone. He just sat
and took the blows, the seine way a three year old would.
After tying to his Pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the
top of the room, though, we added weight, making the hallo on virtually neutrally buoyant.
The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This musthave awoken the man inside of him, because we can' t even touch him
anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 42 No. were
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look at this man
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I dont care if this is a repost or cruel. You sir win all my intenets for a week.
I frakkin LC/ LT)
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User avatar #3 - Burningblaze (02/21/2010) [-]
**** ! they made a gligar!

(i hold no grudges agains 2nd gen)
User avatar #5 to #3 - SuperMarioBro (02/21/2010) [-]
**SuperMarioBro rolls 812,377,385** your comment is full of win
#34 to #5 - anon (02/21/2010) [-]
I completely agree! xD I'd give you a thumbs up, but anons can't vote :' (
#60 - Matchew **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #60 - GoldenHippo (02/21/2010) [-]
I don't think Admiral Ackbar is a little kid.
User avatar #78 to #64 - soundersfcfan (02/22/2010) [-]
**soundersfcfan rolls 781,265,308** or a lawngnome
#61 to #60 - Cglynn (02/21/2010) [-]
*touches balloon*
Scorpian: "you've activated my trap card" :D
User avatar #65 to #61 - lawngnome (02/21/2010) [-]
**lawngnome rolls 537,463,293** IT'S A TRAP!
#91 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
The scorpion was obviously asleep and too manly to deal with you pussies. Then he woke up and was like, " **** YEA, I'M FLYING" and proceeded to sting he living **** out of everything.
#54 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account** (02/21/2010) [-]
"dude check this out! haha, flying scorpion! haha lulz!...wait..what's it doing? it steering the balloon? IT CAN DRIVE THE BALLOON?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- RUN!"
User avatar #75 to #54 - Warzonebeta (02/22/2010) [-]
Well we are ****** ....if in the same area as the FlyScorp *pulls out bagpipes and starts playing the Scottish anthem* I'M OF TA FUKIN SCOTLAND YA WANKERS.
User avatar #158 - CaptainMcWin (02/22/2010) [-]
**CaptainMcWin rolls 377,919,214** LMAO. YES. Will this make a man out of my next door neighbors feminine son?!
#165 to #158 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
duct tape him to a lawn chair and tie a bunch of helium balloons to his fairy ass and instead of letting him float there in the deep blue sky start picking off the balloons one by one until the chair comes crashing down causing a transformation from feminine boy into a violent sadistic human demon child
User avatar #231 to #165 - CaptainMcWin (02/22/2010) [-]
Because of this reply, my next stop is Party Galaxy. What is worse, after I placed my comment.. I saw him getting out of his mom's minivan in a Twilight shirt. Will youtube his grand balloon adventure. Stay tuned.
#56 - jesusthemexicanboy (02/21/2010) [-]
Manliest Scorpion i've ever seen. Definitely a real man. A man that eats meat and raw fish and drinks beer. A man who supports his woman and plays sports and lifts heavy objects. A man who carries a heavy beard,fears nothing, and does not scream but roars!
User avatar #59 to #56 - Setari (02/21/2010) [-]
Sounds like Epic Beard Man to me! =D
User avatar #40 - Bongos (02/21/2010) [-]
Flying scorpions.

Well, we're ****** now.
User avatar #149 - ItsAConspiracy (02/22/2010) [-]
**ItsAConspiracy rolls 268,181,878** bitches dont know bout my flyin scorpion.
User avatar #66 - metalskater (02/21/2010) [-]
**metalskater rolls 731,688,466** this made my day :D
if this ends in doubles that scorpian got laid that night
if it ends in triples he had a 3some
#82 to #66 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
One lucky scorpion
#120 - Mameume (02/22/2010) [-]
I think the "Happy Birthday" on the balloon made this even more hilarious.
#124 to #120 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
#210 - lwinsanity (02/22/2010) [-]
I pretty much lost it at the "look at this man" part.
#192 - tidmore (02/22/2010) [-]
#200 to #192 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
#216 to #200 - ccccombobreaker (02/22/2010) [-]
*haulin ass
User avatar #163 - HomeSikk (02/22/2010) [-]
Hell viewers todat we are here at central park as a flying scorpian tied to a birthday baloon is on the loose best to lock your doors and stay away. now back to you
#174 to #163 - RedZeroFive (02/22/2010) [-]
#170 to #163 - mmmOMG (02/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #164 to #163 - HomeSikk (02/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #155 - AdmiralAckbar (02/22/2010) [-]
You should have added lazers on his head.

Totally deadly.
User avatar #156 to #155 - SgtYoda (02/22/2010) [-]
a trap?
#115 - xXTheDarkWolfXx **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
I used to have a female scorpion. She grew to be HUGE.

But she died mysteriously one day. D:
User avatar #126 to #115 - Saint (02/22/2010) [-]
**Saint rolls 611,949,148** What was so mysterious about it?
User avatar #116 - RaZrBlayde (02/22/2010) [-]
why would u want a scorpion to sting u? does it turn u on?

do u get sexual pleasure from bee stings as well?
#101 - anon (02/22/2010) [-]
oh **** , when that balloon deflates they are ******
User avatar #47 - XVelocityX (02/21/2010) [-]
My friend was super high this one time, so he shot a fly with hairspray so it fell to the floor. Then he tied a string around its neck and made a leash. So then the fly flew around for a bit, he was our pet for about 10 minutes, we named him Carl. until he shot the fly with Axe and a lighter he had. He copied it from a CKY movie we watched.
#57 to #47 - beastkiller (02/21/2010) [-]
**beastkiller rolls 812,121,773** ******* awesome i gonna try that
#237 - anon (03/24/2010) [-]
I was actually one of the 4 who was the OP of this thread and was one of the 4 guys who worked on making this little guy fly.

Believe it or not, the scorpion lived for about 7 or 8 months after that. He was the scorpion of one, Jefferson Rogers (University of Southern Mississippi), named Andross.

After the death of his scorpion (which is still salted in his closet) he now has a tarantula. Should we make that fly next?
#234 - anon (02/24/2010) [-]
Look at this man... Lol ******* awesome.
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