FUNNY THINKS PARENTS TEXT!. Found on Stumble thumb/comment! OMG GUYS MY FIRST FRONT PAGE!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! <3. FUNNY THINGS TEX Mom: You' re a murderer! M
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FUNNY THINKS PARENTS TEXT!

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OMG GUYS MY FIRST FRONT PAGE!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! <3

FUNNY THINGS TEX
Mom: You' re a murderer!
Me: Uh. what?
Mom: I found the tissues in your trash
can, Every time you do that, you are killing
wry grandchildren!
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Dad: **** me if I' m wrong, but didn' t we
wheat on the moon?
Me: Em Dad.
Dad: Opps. Meant tor you mom.
Me: Nice line though.
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Dad: How does lady like her steak?
Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw
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Dad: Your mom wanted to sign up for
facebook today so I told her there' s
something better than facebook for women:
its called Cookbook.
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Me: I' just received my acceptance
letter from Cambridge.
Mum: Meh... it' s no Hogwarts.
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Me: I hate l
Mom: You know. There' s a support group
for that. It' s called EVERYBODY, and they
meet at the bar.
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Dad: I can' t wait to get an ipad.
Me: I didn' t know you wanted one...
Dad: Oh yeah! I' m going to pretend I' m a
midget with an iphone.
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Dad: I want to make a beer called
responsibly, so the other companies
advertise for me ... "Drink Responsibly"
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Mom: Akon 2006 "I wanna Pk you" ..
Akon 2008 " I wanna make love right now
poor guy waited 4 years!
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Dad: You look more confused than a blind
lesbian at a fish market.
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Me: Mom I' m gonna get a tattoo.
Mom: The only tattoo I' ll allow u to get is
eyeballs on the bottom of m boobs so
when u get old and saggy u can fling em
over shoulder and scare the crap outta
the neighbor kids
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Me: Dad, who do I look like more, you or
Mom?
Dad: You look like the hobo who gave you
to us.
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Mom: when Lady Gaga dies, she can
donate her balls to Justin Bieber
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Dad: You changed your relationship status
to complicated' on Facebook?
Me: Yeah why?
Dad: Can' t decide which hand to use?
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Dad: Why Can' t Sluts Count to 70?
Me: IDK
Dad: BECAUSE 69 IS A MOUTH FULL
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Dad: I changed all my passwords to
incorrect". So my computerless tells me
when I forget.
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Me: Hey where are you?
Dad: Going to hang out at Walmart for a bit
so I can feel better about myself.
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Me: Mom, you are never going to get better
if you don' t remember to take your
medicine.
Mom: You wouldn' t be here ifl always took
my medicine
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Dad: Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like.
This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point.
Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your.
Phone. Has. Asthma.
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Me: I' m at MacDonald' s having a salad
Dad: Ordering salad at Mcd' s is like asking
a whore for a hug
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Me: How are u feeling today?
Dad: Like a tampon. In a good place. At
the wrong time.
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Dad: I' m going to a park with shades on
and a hoodie on. and going to wait till
someone ask me which kid is mine and
then I' m going to reply I haven' t decided
yet... great plan for boredom?
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Me: Where have you been the last couple
of hours?
Dad: I' m playing the African version of
Monopoly. So far. I' got 4 mud huts, 3
cows. a chicken. and aids.
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Dad: Have you ever bought anything on
eBay?
Me: Yeah why?
Dad: I think Hust wasted some money on
eBay. I bought a penis enlargement kit and
the dude sent me a magnifying glass.
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Me: Dad can I have some people over
tongiht
Dad: Yes 8 people and No Alcohol this
time.
Dad: Also NO Fat Chicks
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Mom: Ijust told a girl she drew her
eyebrows on too high...
Me: OMG What did she say?
Mom: Nothing but she looked pretty
surprised
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Dad: In order for u to continue receive
financial assistance for college from m
mother and I. u have to add m mother as a
friend on facebook. This .
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Dad: Think about it. Spongebob has a
bunch of holes and Patrick has a bunch of
pointy pink things. coincidence, I think not
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Dad: Your friend who whistles when she
talks isn' t allowed over anymore. She is
confusing the hell out of my dog.
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Mom: I left a cake in the fridge with a note
that said, "don' t eat me." Now there' s a
plate and a note that says, "l don' t take
orders from cake". Was this you or your
father. I promise Iwant be mad.
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Submitted: 06/06/2011
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#20 - guyfromclarksville (06/06/2011) [-]
I didn't know sneezing did so much damage to sperm count.
#51 - Loststorm (06/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#94 - zetsumeitaka ONLINE (06/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
troll dad strikes again.
#22 - redlofwen (06/06/2011) [-]
'I want be mad'... ITS A TRAP!
#46 - billyjoeisawesome (06/06/2011) [-]
the last one made me laugh so hard.
the last one made me laugh so hard.
#19 - anonymous (06/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#73 - drslaya (06/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#66 - warlockrichard (06/06/2011) [-]
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if these all came from the same parents
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#104 - iRoflcopterU ONLINE (06/07/2011) [-]
My parents never send me funny text message
#75 - rollinsolow (06/06/2011) [-]
no alcohol, or fat chicks...dad is wise.........
no alcohol, or fat chicks...dad is wise.........
#44 - dropless (06/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
<--The incorrect password one.. Genious
User avatar #74 - mrnotfunny (06/06/2011) [-]
more confused than a blind lesbian in a fish market





ha.
#58 - markersXD (06/06/2011) [-]
(which child is yours)

I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET
#82 - randomlyici (06/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Quite a funny post you have uploaded, good sir.
Quite a funny post you have uploaded, good sir.
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