Funny ass 4chan thread. sorry if its a repost. mothersday when i was in gr 3 ego to school agat to math class ebest subject Merst kid waiting unlock door sschoo

Funny ass 4chan thread

Funny ass 4chan thread. sorry if its a repost. mothersday when i was in gr 3 ego to school agat to math class ebest subject Merst kid waiting unlock door sschoo

sorry if its a repost

mothersday when i was in gr 3
ego to school
agat to math class
ebest subject
Merst kid waiting unlock door
sschool can' t afford separate desks so students share long tables
asit in back. no friends
skids file in nobody sits next to me at my table
iball rings. i' m alone
agirl walks in late. cutest girl we ever seen
eonly empty seats left are at my table
esome seats at my table are not right next to me
esha sits next to me anyway
etoo nervous to look at her
estaba down at blank notebook
seconds pass
esha sends a sideways kick untestable at me
look up at her
chuga ayes
allmost perfect complexion some freckles
little nose
esha smiles at me
ewe don' t talk rest of class until bell rings
esha says "cya" and leaves
enext math class
esha is late
exits next to me again
t wait 20 seconds: kicks me right away
dor/ t look up but say "hi"
asit through class until bell rings she says cya
ffirst test coming up
complex plan to help her cheat on test to impress her
etait day comes
await for hardo look like she needs help
esha looks fine whole test. bell rings
enext class tests are marked
eonly person who beat my score is her
emy amazement breaks the ice and we start talking
enext few months we get close
uguys start moving toward back of class. sitting her
pstart to feel jealous
etry out for Kickboxing team to impress hurwitz bravery
too hard and qualify fordham
enou commited to Kickboxing team
esha says Fm turning into brawn
ego to coach ask to quit team
ehe thinks i lack confidence
eggies me peptalk
walk away comfused, still on team
ewan first match
upraised by peers
Merst time she is ever early for math.
sits other side of class
late and don' t see where she is until mathclass
tbell rings, she leaves without glancing back
ewe don' t talk rest ofyour
ffirst two years of highschool go by hast
pstart meeting firends through Kickboxing
ehave less time for studying
stalk and act obnoxious during class
erratas steadily decline from ". l‘ E. + to C' s
estilo keeping eye on her
aboard bus for trip to tournament
eeveryone excited an route, hard to sit still
at tournament
elast match: me and last year' s
ehard back to bus
Scotch has solemn look on face
Enter bus
ateam is estatic with tournament outcome
ewan new Kickboxing gear for school
Scotch enters bus
eases me ta leave with him
gnaws makes my heart stop momentarily
Enter bus
don" t notice expression on coach? or my face
espada to coach, say is rather go back alone
Scotch understands. says he will tell friends news forms
egroll map and start walking to bus station, alone
Easing everything. the time is going
sticking on. everybody' s rushing
igotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch my bus
sea my friends
ekkoking in the front seat
editting in the back seat
igotta make my mind up
wwhich seat can i take
**** you.
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#18 - FireLordZuko (06/03/2011) [-]
god dammit that was tricky
#52 to #18 - anon (06/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #17 - IDONOTUPLOADPHOTOS (06/03/2011) [-]
Who else expected something like the girl died in a car accident or had cancer and didn't say anything?
#4 - downstrait (06/03/2011) [-]
dammit, i was actually reading that. But that's what you can expect from 4chan i guess.
dammit, i was actually reading that. But that's what you can expect from 4chan i guess.
#6 to #4 - hoopfan (06/03/2011) [-]
it breaks before it hits the wall! :O
#7 to #6 - anon (06/03/2011) [-]
well there is probably a sniper outside his window
User avatar #74 to #6 - TehEman (06/04/2011) [-]
It's a mac
User avatar #450 to #74 - taizzzzzed (06/04/2011) [-]
Ha ha...
User avatar #19 to #6 - bazingaman (06/03/2011) [-]
he threw it really hard?
#268 to #6 - PenguinMafia (06/04/2011) [-]
Yeah in the behind the scenes video he shows how he has already popped the keyboard and stuff up before he threw it.
#135 - theresaflyinmytea (06/04/2011) [-]
i was enjoying that story
#54 - doubledutchrudder (06/03/2011) [-]
I thought she had died! **** you!
User avatar #63 to #54 - tiagodisouza (06/04/2011) [-]
so did i :(
#58 to #54 - itstrolltime (06/04/2011) [-]
Deal with it .
Deal with it .
#80 to #58 - anon (06/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #45 - zgbgydug ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
I completely forgot this was meant to be a joke and really got into the story
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#161 - anon (06/04/2011) [-]
and here i was, expecting people to get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
#162 to #161 - anon (06/04/2011) [-]
Same hahah I would've been more disappointed if that's what happened, I haven't seen one end like this yet.
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User avatar #81 - robots (06/04/2011) [-]
wish i knew the end of that story so much. feelsbadman
#3 - adamohh (06/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #82 to #71 - WhoTheFuckDoesThis (06/04/2011) [-]
You just won all my internetz
User avatar #12 - badboywantsu (06/03/2011) [-]
that ******* **** , knows how to captivate a reader dammit i wanted to know what happens with this girl and what this news was did she die? is he failing out?
#143 - tomfred (06/04/2011) [-]
at first i was like
#144 to #143 - tomfred (06/04/2011) [-]
then i was like
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#377 - robbgnarlee (06/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #317 - HomerSimpson (06/04/2011) [-]
Here's an ending I came up with. a happy one(:
ending: (continuing on from "friends don't notice expression on coache's or my face")

>sit in back of bus, alone >think about what coach told me >"your mother died just a few hours ago" >drop face in hands, cry >no one notices >arrive home >get off bus, talk to dad >mom died in car crash >go up to room alone >no one comes to visit >get no texts or emails of compassion from peers >realize no one cares >realize 'friends' werent true friends >cry >dad comes up, says someone is at the door >go downstairs, its the girl from 8th grade
>we don't say anything >surprised she'd even remembered me >she walks up and hugs me >we dont let go
User avatar #319 to #317 - HomerSimpson (06/04/2011) [-]
>I dont want her to
>she looks up at me with her eyes
>"...I'm so sorry"
>all I can think of to say
>she says nothing, leans up, kisses me
>realize shes the one person that mattered; that cared
>three years later, propose to girl
>marry her
>Never kickbox again
User avatar #322 to #319 - HomerSimpson (06/04/2011) [-]
best I could do(:
User avatar #329 to #322 - douchestolemyname (06/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #328 to #319 - clyfon ONLINE (06/04/2011) [-]
i love you man thanks for putting in a good ending
User avatar #331 to #328 - HomerSimpson (06/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #339 to #319 - freakaleak (06/04/2011) [-]
I am now satisfied.
#145 - elitestormtrooper (06/04/2011) [-]
i actually want to know how it was supposed to end...
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