Things to do today. . 1. get the following items from your local Wallmart. A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow
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Things to do today

1. get the following items from your local Wallmart.
A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby
doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm
water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real,
baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. It has to be preserves, jams and
jaws don' t work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just
about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of
your window onto their windshield. They will see a jiggly baby go
flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and
chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck
and dies.
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Submitted: 06/03/2011
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#89 - Aiefo (06/04/2011) [-]
toasty of the "re" variaty
#83 - whsthirtyfive (06/04/2011) [-]
MY BABY!
User avatar #86 to #82 - beefniblets (06/04/2011) [-]
really? runescape...
User avatar #88 to #86 - thatkiddonovan (06/04/2011) [-]
just typed in water baby strawberry preserves hoping to see a pic.

First ************ link.
User avatar #90 to #88 - beefniblets (06/04/2011) [-]
Your cool.
User avatar #91 to #90 - thatkiddonovan (06/04/2011) [-]
And you're kind of an ******* .

Btw lrn2grammar.
User avatar #92 to #91 - beefniblets (06/04/2011) [-]
I'm so sorry, You're cool.
User avatar #93 to #92 - thatkiddonovan (06/04/2011) [-]
There we go.

Thanks, dick-hole.
User avatar #81 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (06/04/2011) [-]
until he calls the police, the police find out its jam, this whole thing is definitely not plausible.
#79 - anonymous (06/04/2011) [-]
repost :P
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#84 to #78 - anonymous (06/04/2011) [-]
1.... 3, uh 2...3 4..... oh..... I swear to drunk im not god
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#76 - AnimeGuru (06/04/2011) [-]
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#77 to #76 - AnimeGuru (06/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #77 - thesepiggies (06/04/2011) [-]
it'd be a huge dick move to post to the first part and **** up the rotation
User avatar #95 to #85 - AnimeGuru (06/05/2011) [-]
It's happened.
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#74 - ruzzufs (06/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #72 - gamedawg (06/04/2011) [-]
if he dies in the crash, isn't he still traumatized for the rest of his life?
#69 - anonymous (06/04/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 83,260**
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#68 - tayzdakind (06/04/2011) [-]
Deserves front page for sure
#67 - penguinfeather (06/04/2011) [-]
and then go to the wreck site and lick everything, because its just wrong to waste strawberry preserves.
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User avatar #62 - RyudenTamarashi (06/04/2011) [-]
it is a known fact that 87% of people that read this thought of masturbation uses for the doll, while imagining themselves in a bear suit.

also, 62% of statistics are made up.
#60 - menaresuperior (06/04/2011) [-]
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#59 - HISHAMPWNS (06/04/2011) [-]
my face after reading this
my face after reading this
User avatar #57 - ppeeddoobbeeaarr (06/04/2011) [-]
Please let there be more of these
User avatar #66 to #57 - noblexfenrir (06/04/2011) [-]
Reposts of really old jokes? just go to the newest uploads you'll find tons of them.
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