1. get the following items from your local Wallmart.
A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby
doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm
water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real,
3 jars of strawberry preserves. It has to be preserves, jams and
jaws don' t work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just
about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of
your window onto their windshield. They will see a jiggly baby go
flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck