Things to do today. . 1. get the following items from your local Wallmart. A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow Things to do today 1 get the following items from your local Wallmart A water baby (in girls my aisle ) It is a regular looking doll with hollow
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1. get the following items from your local Wallmart.
A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby
doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm
water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real,
baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. It has to be preserves, jams and
jaws don' t work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just
about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of
your window onto their windshield. They will see a jiggly baby go
flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and
chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck
and dies.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #35 - thelugia
Reply +58 123456789123345869
(06/03/2011) [-]
ALTERNATIVE ENDING!
you throw the glass jar and it crashes through his windshield killing him. the car swerves and hits a schoolbus filled with blind orphans who all have seeing eye puppies. The bus explodes killing all of the children (and puppies) the bus causes 8 other cars to crash. You are charged with 37 counts of manslaughter and are sentenced to lethal execution.
User avatar #37 to #35 - thndrchckn
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(06/03/2011) [-]
As opposed too... non-lethal execution?
User avatar #38 to #37 - thelugia
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(06/03/2011) [-]
...yes
User avatar #39 to #37 - zaberz
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(06/03/2011) [-]
you win
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#10 to #7 - burwarn
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I see what you did there.
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User avatar #62 - RyudenTamarashi
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(06/04/2011) [-]
it is a known fact that 87% of people that read this thought of masturbation uses for the doll, while imagining themselves in a bear suit.

also, 62% of statistics are made up.