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Last night iwas watching Willy Wonka E: the Chocolate Factory when Veruca Salt falls down the garbage shate, and Wonka
says "Must of been it bad egg". That get me thinking 'Why do we call people eggs’. So 'had egg’ and it came up
with all these ways of testing yew eggs to see if they' gene rotten. Extremely intrigued, ige to the kitchen and get em a
dozen eggs. The way to tell Han egg is bad is to see if it fleets- For some reason i put each egg in its own bowl of water,
and saw if they floated. Eventually iget bored and moved en. lget up this morning and my brother had already left for
work. lge to the kitchen to find egg fleeting in bemusing places around the kitchen, accompanied by a piece of paper
with a large question mark en it my brather had left me. That High.
Tried to watch Memento with abeit E other people. Abeit half an hour in, sameone pointed oat that it was en mate. None
of es had noticed. That High.
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l started laughing during class because I didn' t think anyine cerld tell laas high, then started laughing mere because of
how stupid tthought my laugh sounded, then started laughing mere because i realized that new EVERYONE could tell I
was high, then started laughing mere because of how stupid laas for being m obvious, then fell oat of my chair. That
when my friend sat en my legs l screamed "my potatogirl" instead ' my legs!!' cause I had been thinking abeit french
fries. that high.
we were m high that we made it 14 page Powerpoint en why Santa would beat Peter pan in it fight.
Smoked two blunts by myself, went to beserk it in the basement. Heard the door epin, instead enclosing the browser i
was using my computer moniter and threw it acre's the reem. Turns oat the door opening was in the video i
was watching. That high.
Wanted to play a video game but the he was dirty. Cerldnt find the duster m used my cat. That High
after smaking with my dog murphy him around my house thinking he was abeit to show me samething really
ceil. that high.
smoked at my grandparents farm. Was scared to smell like weed m i grabbed it baby goat and rubbed it all ever myself.
Then l proceeded to talk to the goat saying he is a geed guy. THAT HIGH
felt bad my cat didn' t have a mom m i licked her head like her mother would have done, she parred the whole time. that
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My friends and laere swinging at the park after smaking it peeple bawls. We saw a huge deg walk by. f said 'thats a big
dog, but it would be an even bigger This phrase seemed completely lagical. That high.
My friend and laere playing made cart racing en nintendo 64, we finished the race and beth get excited because we
placed lst, laas watching her screen the whale time, my character en my screen was stuck banging inte it wall. That
searched for 20 minutes and couldn' t find the burger i had been eating chalked 7 blacks to McDonald' s to get another
one, anly to realize it was in my hand the entire time and i had eaten half of it en the way there, that high.
sterned down my TN because Icouldn' t taste my macaroni. That High-
Instead of saying "Helio" er "Hey", [greeted it customer at work with "Hoorayy" That high.
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Was riding in my car the other day and thaoght I smelt samething burning, sterned down my radio so I could smell it
better- That High.
laas cuddling with my boyfriend, naked, in bed when sterned to him and said 'this would be gay right new Ewe were
both mem" That high.
Yesterday i went to English completely high, and tthought my teacher didn' t knew. We had to write it short paragraph
answering a question. itried to sound really intelligent he wouldn' t think laas high, i ended up writing a 2 page
paper, rambling en and using big words. Today, em teacher handed them back graded- Everyone had their
grade written in red ink, but mine said "Good jeb] elie! Tool this is written at it VERY HIGH " in green ink. i' m
excited, i' m genna put it en my fridge when iget home. that high
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laas eating cereal and l blew on it to cool it down. That high.
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