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Texts From Last Night;
NOTICE; the numbers at the beginning = the area codes that the texts are coming from, So if you see your area code.. You have some bad ass people living there .

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Submitted: 06/01/2011
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#233 - xxauraxx (06/02/2011) [-]
This just in. xxauraxx is a GIRL.
#230 - paulthehero (06/02/2011) [-]
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#228 - thedownloader (06/02/2011) [-]
I am really understandably.
I am really understandably.
#224 - tsukasa (06/02/2011) [-]
716. Buffalo, New York. i love it
716. Buffalo, New York. i love it
#221 - penguinfeather (06/02/2011) [-]
trying not to laugh while reading this. i give up.
trying not to laugh while reading this. i give up.
#219 - noshizl (06/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #222 to #219 - iactuallylaughed (06/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #218 - APURPLEPYTHON (06/02/2011) [-]
if i click the ******* picture to go to the next picture one more time im going to devour my own hand.
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#216 - thefuckingscc (06/02/2011) [-]
once i got so high, i forgot i ordered a pizza an hour ago, and when the pizza man showed up, i was so happy i cried.

that high
#235 to #216 - anonymous (06/02/2011) [-]
lmao. a thumb for you sir/ madam
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#220 to #211 - noshizl (06/02/2011) [-]
check comment 219 ;)
User avatar #208 - imagnetsux (06/02/2011) [-]
616: pictures. definitely pictures
#207 - amethystln (06/02/2011) [-]
Dilemma of the century
User avatar #204 - Endofzeeworld (06/02/2011) [-]
Death is a real thing I understandably.
User avatar #203 - EmoHairflip (06/02/2011) [-]
I laughed so many times while reading these. Good work xD
#202 - fluffyzor (06/02/2011) [-]
funnest thing i read in a while
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