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gir' gir' jirichi
e. 4. Basically my friend was trying to give me "love making" advice since me and my
jii girlfriend were planning on having sex forthe first time together, Hotell me to tell her
ii, i.' r. viii.' r. viii.' r. viii,. i, that I' m gang to give her "blue waffle", because all girls love it, basically it' s when girls
i, i, ii, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i,. i, reach the climax ofthe orgasm and scream really loud (the pun being they go blue in
i, i, ii, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i,. i, But when i told her she looked at me really strange and said i was
gir' gir' jirichi
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i, i, ii, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i,. i, My friend keeps saying he told the truth and that my girlfriend might be on her period
i, i, ii, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i,. i, or summin, although she wont speak to me for now,., yeah wtf is blue waffle and
gir' gir' jirichi
gir' gir' jirichi
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Girlfriend freaked out over "blue waffle"?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #54 - Wakko
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(02/21/2010) [-]
ok seriously he takes the time to write all this down when he could have eaisly googled it... then threw up.
#68 to #54 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account**
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(02/21/2010) [-]
some people are just plain stupid.
User avatar #97 to #68 - Wakko
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(02/21/2010) [-]
too true
User avatar #112 - TrumpetPlayer
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(02/21/2010) [-]
**TrumpetPlayer rolls 655,556,489**
whats blue waffel??? i know this is probley a fail on my part but what is it???
#114 to #112 - anon id: c6520003
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(02/21/2010) [-]
lol google it
User avatar #115 to #112 - pegasus
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(02/21/2010) [-]
**pegasus rolls 702,096,233** what can be seen cannot be unseen....
User avatar #113 to #112 - JustFuckOff
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Its a waffle made with blue food coloring. Its delicious, I suggest that you google it.
#52 - dragoncorn **User deleted account**
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Someone please kill him
#176 - anon id: 5fefb6aa
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(02/21/2010) [-]
AND WOMEN WOULDN'T GET "BLUE WAFFLES" IF MEN DIDN'T KEEP FORCING THEM TO HAVE SEX. A WOMAN'S VAGINA IS VERY FRAGIAL AND DELICATE AND NOT MADE TO PUT UP WITH THINGS SUCH AS PENISES. I PERSONALLY THINK THIS YOUNG MAN IS A SICK INDIVIDUAL FOR WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. IT'S LIKE SHE'S A POSSESSION AND HE ONLY CARES ABOUT ******* HER. WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU BUDDY. GO BUY A BLOWUP DOLL IF YOU WANT TO REACH SEXUAL GRADIFICATION. KEEP YOUR DAMN AIDS AND HEPATITUS TO YOURSELF.
User avatar #241 to #176 - Vegeto
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(02/21/2010) [-]
at least we all know she wont be reproducing any time soon. Thank god.
#179 to #176 - anon id: 6117831d
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(02/21/2010) [-]
If it's so goddamn fragile, why the **** are small children able to be pushed out of it without injury?
#189 to #176 - anon id: 5f5c9d33
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(02/21/2010) [-]
I support you, I'm a girl and I would't want anyone to force me into something. Thank you for being such a kind defender.
User avatar #219 to #189 - Wolffunnys
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(02/21/2010) [-]
And thank you for giving me a reason to tell you to go back to the kitchen
#191 to #176 - anon id: ccd1b446
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(02/21/2010) [-]
dude, you're cool.
#200 to #176 - anon id: 5fefb6aa
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(02/21/2010) [-]
HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
#235 to #176 - anon id: ffabec68
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Seriously bitch... penises were definitaly made for vaginas. you just showed thousands of people how stupid you are by stating your ignorant opinion. if you dont want to get laid thats fine, because im damn sure NOBODY would every want to **** you.
#237 to #235 - scientification
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(02/21/2010) [-]
i forgot to log in. the above comment is mine!
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and by the way youz a bitch anon!
#204 to #176 - sdawl **User deleted account**
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User avatar #234 to #176 - Esplosions
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(02/21/2010) [-]
this is why people hate anons
User avatar #183 to #176 - clydefrogg
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(02/21/2010) [-]
I read the first sentence and was all excited because i thought it was going to be another rant by a sexist, but then i found out it was just a stupid woman.
User avatar #185 to #176 - Wolffunnys
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(02/21/2010) [-]
ummm your a dumbass because vagina's were made for penises to be shoved up then as a way of reproduction, so that ***** your point in the ass, and gives it a blue waffle
#195 to #185 - anon id: 5fefb6aa
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(02/21/2010) [-]
WRONG. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT PUTTING A PENIS INSIDE A WOMAN'S VAGINA COULD CAUSE HER TO BLEED? BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT HUH? IF A MAN STRUCK A WOMAN AND DREW BLOOD HE WOULD BE CARTED OFF TO JAIL IN A HEARTBEAT AND IT SHOULD BE THE SAME FOR WHEN HE DRAWS BLOOD BY INVADING A WOMAN'S BODY PARTS.
#244 to #195 - scientification
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(02/21/2010) [-]
you are seriously the dumbest bitch out there. we all know sexual intercourse can cause a woman to bleed! it can also cause a man to bleed did you know that you stupid bitch?!? i wish making you bleed wasnt a crime lol
#218 to #195 - antiskin
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(02/21/2010) [-]
thats why females have vaginas so males can stick a penis inn there so thay can reproduce you need to take a sex ed class



Captcha- Blunt
#203 to #195 - aboutfuckintime **User deleted account**
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(02/21/2010) [-]
thats only if its the first time ****, you failed biology didnt you?
User avatar #199 to #195 - Wolffunnys
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(02/21/2010) [-]
haha this bitchis getting worked up when everyone knows she is just gonna go home and **** her boyfriend, seriously who doesn't have sex nowadays?
User avatar #215 to #195 - nabi
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(02/21/2010) [-]
seriously, shut up emo bitch. A VAGINA WAS MADE FOR SEX. AND HE DIDN'T FORCE HER ANYTHING GOD ******* DAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP CAPSING YOU WHORE. WHAT THE **** ELSE ARE WE SUPOSED TO DO WITH A VAGINA. AND A WOMAN ALWAYS BLEEDS FIRST TIME SHE *****. BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO ******* SPREAD HER VAGINA. NOW GTFO.
User avatar #211 to #176 - nabi
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(02/21/2010) [-]
shut up emo bitch, a vagina is a SEXUAL organ dumbass. -.-
User avatar #212 to #211 - nabi
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(02/21/2010) [-]
I mean seriously, get the sand outta your god dammed vagina.
User avatar #192 to #176 - EvolutionOfFJ
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(02/21/2010) [-]
whosever idea it was to put a computer in the kitchen
was a ******* idiot.
#239 to #192 - scientification
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(02/21/2010) [-]
ROFLMAO
User avatar #3 - PirateMatey
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(02/20/2010) [-]
It's a beautiful thing few women can achieve; she was simply overcome with emotion. In fact, go look it up. Make sure you're with your family when you do :)
#6 to #3 - anon id: 5d74a773
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Renember, you gotta be feeling lucky on google.
Captcha: Your mum (BITCH!)
User avatar #76 to #6 - PirateMatey
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(02/21/2010) [-]
My mum laughs at yours cuz she has a penis.
#25 to #6 - anon id: 31b0f7d7
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(02/21/2010) [-]
My eyes, they buuurrrrrnnnnnn.
#65 - notaNewfag
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(02/21/2010) [-]
**notaNewfag rolls 240,650,239**

Blue Waffle [bloo-wof-uh l] : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.
User avatar #169 - Bethanyrose
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(02/21/2010) [-]
i want to know how people are still searching this on google..
#142 - jacurlyfries
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(02/21/2010) [-]
**jacurlyfries rolls 267,997,454** when a woman fakes an orgam u know u have failed at life
User avatar #59 - MrEpicMan
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(02/21/2010) [-]
his friend desrves a medal
#43 - France
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(02/21/2010) [-]
Why didn't he just do the reasonable thing? Just go on Google type in blue waffle, and hit i'm feeling lucky