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Vendetta When in the shower, Hind that the best way to masturbate is with a whole whack of
shampoo. Wall, that' s it no big secret. just thought I' d put this because I know for a fact
that it feels a hell ofa lot better then a bar of soap any day. So just take a handful,
think of a girl masturbating or male or whatever an you like, and give her hell.
Hike to use women' s nylon slips. Just rub the slip otter your - until you ""'. You dent
have to may about cleanfur because you will M in the slip.
I usually get a hard on when stalk to any fing chick, so when hm in class I begin to flirt
and ill get feedback I usually go to the restroom and jack off thinking of her while
standing. It' s fun and risky.
Make sure you are hard. Place your balls on stray of ice so they nice and cold. While
your balls are on the tray of ice, take a roll of paper towels and lube up the cardboard
inside, Grab towels (ironyy, stoke until (Nat sure exactly initial the ice does. but
it helps me shoot big loaded}
Make sure you are hard. Place your balls on stray of ice so they nice and cold. While
your balls are on the tray of ice, take a roll of paper towels and lube up the cardboard
inside. Grab towels (, stoke until finished (Not sure exactly what the ice does. but
it helps me shoot big loaded;
ffyou can find a condom, put it on your penis. if you have a couch that' s about as high
as your'*** when kneeling, put your dick in between the big cushions [the ones you sit
on] and start pumping away. It feels good and you dent have to wipe up the mess
because it' s all in the rubber.
this is a great way to simulate a vagina. it almost feels like a vagina except this
way is more tighter than a vagina What you do is get a banana. Cut olathe top.
Squeeze out the banana matter, eat it if you want or just throwin away. Put some KY
Jelly or an "oily"" lubricant in the banana (you can also use a little bit of some mashed
up banana matter). Wrap the banana with duct tape so that when you insert your -
inside the banana it wont break. At the other end poke a hole for air.
CAREFULLY insert your"" into the banana. Be extra careful not to break it Once you
start to slowly W the banana it will fit you penis and become loose. You will have a
great time. " just like tight - and youll M a lot. Your” will also taste like banana.
Mmfmm...
I created the greatest pocket “from a keyboard wrist gel pad (the long ones that you
use to rest on while you type}. Cut the pad to the length of your erect penis.
You new have two pieces. each consisting of a casing with firm get inside.
Take the gel from within the casing you are not going to use. Cut it to the same length
as the gel inside the casing that you are going to use. second get inside the
cloth casing of the piece you are going to use so that you have a casing containing two
gel pieces. Lube your new “m and have fun.
Hike to masturbate in what I call an artificial -. I get a condom and put a little bit of
lotion or KY inside the Vaseline. it will dissolve the latex). I slip I inside and either
wrap a pillow around it or stick it between the mattress and box springs on my bed.
From there ajust do what comes naturally, I move my hips in a coital motion until I “T
the closest thing to sea with a real panzergoat Ne .
Although nothing is as good as an actual vagina, I like getting a bop 'em boxing glove,
blow it up, put lube in it and go "
The best thing I know, is to masturbate while there' s lots of people around me.
Especially kit' s mostly girls. Sometimes. alter a party. we sleep in the same room, and
I start jerking off, when I believe everyone' s asleep. It' s so darn fun knowing theme a girl
less than a yard away, and you' re masturbating.
Take a battery toothbrush with the brush on and turn on the power. Let the brush inmate
top of your *qjhr and dyes can, resist wanking oil. as you get near. stick with
the brush and you will m like never before.
and to and this super long answer on a mentor note
the night I had just gotten back from a night with my girlfriend- She didnt put out, so I
was stuck with blue balls and a hardman the size of the Eiffel Tower I decided it was
time to start the nornal Saturday night routine of pulling out my favorite pom magazine,
ken lotion for more dry skin, and commence with tawking, Well that went doing it for
me. I started looking around for something I could actually "''. lures looking at bottles,
something big enough to stick my - in. I ended up with an empty bleach bottle that I
fastened to a pillow to m’. the bleach bottle with warm water and tons missus.
About halfway through my it realized I couldnt fully pull my penis out. The top of
the bleach bottle surprisingly had a * ring and twee stuck. that alter a
while I would lose my erection and the bleach bottle would fall off, but much to my
dismay Hound that I didn' t fully clean the bleach from the bottle because my -
started burning baal For an houre sat there in pain. My mother came home to Md her
son hugging a pillow. She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained forties
weeks.
by the way ofyour wondering, yes i masturbate slot!!!
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#9 - BraindeadBuddha ONLINE (05/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#1 - cellybear (05/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
LOL
LOL
#46 - StrictClubBouncer (05/30/2011) [-]
who else read it (with great interest)?
who else read it (with great interest)?
#6 - thrashmash (05/30/2011) [-]
Hail to the fapking!
#50 - moldywitchcraft (05/30/2011) [-]
And that children, is the story of christmas!
And that children, is the story of christmas!
#53 - jrook (05/30/2011) [-]
Mom must be proud. "They grow up so fast, seemed like just yesterday I was pulling his dick out of garden hoses, electrical outlets, pets' anus"
#13 - alostcanadian (05/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i'm fine using old righty
i'm fine using old righty
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#29 - powerfapping (05/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
oh look, my saturday night just opened up...
#18 - lordrukiaxd (05/30/2011) [-]
Eiffel Tower
User avatar #5 - princeofdarkness (05/30/2011) [-]
I read it and OH MY GOD WHAT THE ****
#68 - hurtis (05/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**hurtis rolls 00**
it has happened to the best of us
#66 - CollinTB (05/30/2011) [-]
*Bookmarked for later reference*
#43 - CarlosRayNorris (05/30/2011) [-]
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#34 - durkadurp (05/30/2011) [-]
I tried to **** my couch once, it hurt because of the friction or whatever but goddamn was it nice
#25 - bobopper (05/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #8 - fenglecleetus (05/30/2011) [-]
cut the bottle dumb ****
#7 - elchupirichups (05/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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