Badasses of History 2 (read description). I realize I accidentally typed Audrey instead of Audie, it was a mistake so don't write a million comments saying that Badass history ba part two
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Badasses of History 2 (read description)

I realize I accidentally typed Audrey instead of Audie, it was a mistake so don't write a million comments saying that I messed up. I know.
Here is a a link to part 1 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2157441/Badasses+of+History/
here is some more accurate info on Simo Hayha, since this comp was a little messed up. I will be sure to make the next one very accurate.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2163420/Dedz+to+leodamanhunter/

Oyama decided that karate
waste sen for him so this
man left society and trained
in the mountains of Japan for
three years. While he was
there, he fought wild animals
and broke trees and rocks
with nothing but his hands.
Eventually he came back to
civilazation and built a dojo
where he fought men and
animals. He killed three bulls
with one blow in this dojo.
Audrey Murphy only stood
about 5 and a half feet tall
but decided he wanted to
enlist in WWII anyway. He
took out countless snippets
with grenades and gunfire.
During the battle of Bulge,
which consisted of alot of
American tanks being
destroyed, he hoped into the
turret of a destroyed, flaming
tank and mowed down
hundreds of Kennan soliders
for around three hours until
more allied troops and tanks
arrived. And look at all those
medals!
Rasputin was a russian mystic around the
turn of the 20th century. When Rasputin
cured the sen of Nicholas II, Czar of Russia,
the royal family loved him and he became a
good friend of them.. He loved to drink and
have lots of sex. One day a fellow monk of
thrust a knife into his stomach causing his
organs to hang out. He had surgery and
recovered soon after. Another attempt en his
life was made a group of men gave him
cakes and wine laced with enough cyanide
kill five men. It was net very effective, infact
it did little nothing He was then shot three
times but got up and laughalot his attackers.
They then beat him with a club and wrapped
his unconsious body in a rug that they threw
into an icy river. He escape the rug but then
drowned.
Simo Hayha was a Finnish farmer during
WWII. When he heard that the Russians
were coming he got his hunting rifle and
sat in a tree, sniping any russian he saw. In
total he killed 719 soliders with his hunting
rifle. He picked up extra ammo from fallen
russians and shot wild animals for food. He
lived like this for 2 years. Countless squads
of elite forces were sent to kill this one man
but Hayha killed them all. They even
carpet bombed him but he survived without
any injuries. Eventually he was shot in the
face with an exploding bullet but it only
knocked him into a coma. He survived. He
woke up the day the war ended. The
Russians called him "The White Death".
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#225 - McCallum (05/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#82 - tylerschneed (05/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#240 - jjholt (05/27/2011) [-]
Rasputin was a Pokemon.
#29 - senglish (05/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Simo Hiyha is the ultimate badass when I die I want to meet him at the pearly gates. He is the ultimate hero and nobody comes close to him.
#506 - dguitarhero (05/27/2011) [-]
you killled grammar
#416 - hateswhitemomma (05/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#287 - spinyfungus (05/27/2011) [-]
last one... CAMPER!! nah i joke he is pretty badass
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#26 - phatboi (05/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<--- the last one
<--- the last one
#395 - nsfwdavid (05/27/2011) [-]
sounds like the inspiration for minecraft to me
#88 - MuahahaOfLore (05/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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dont forget fps
#757 - A Pickle (05/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
ITS REZNOV
#656 - GLaDOS (05/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Mind **** , when u see the simularity
#397 - DeusArchaic (05/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
My new hero!
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#642 - gotgrilz (05/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#323 - Shiresk (05/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
4.) Minecrafting in real life
#7 - Fagela (05/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
That last guy is EPIC!
That last guy is EPIC!
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