Mayonnaise. I hope you like it! Sub for daily comics. I didn't get the joke from FML, by the way, as some of you are accusing me....this actually happened to my digit
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise. I hope you like it! Sub for daily comics. I didn't get the joke from FML, by the way, as some of you are accusing me....this actually happened to my

I hope you like it! Sub for daily comics.
I didn't get the joke from FML, by the way, as some of you are accusing me....this actually happened to my friend....

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Finished eating at a restaurant.
Waiting at outdoor table for the bills
Here' s your bill, sir. Have a nice
day!
Notice something on the tablet
Woopa, looks like I spilled Some mayonaise.
Let me get that real quick w you don' t have to
clean it up."
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Submitted: 05/26/2011
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#59 - cerys (05/27/2011) [-]
Why would you eat something straight off the table even if it was mayonnaise!?

and is it bad that i thought it was going to be cum or something? Look what you've done to me funnyjunk D:
User avatar #62 to #59 - derpityherpity (05/27/2011) [-]
lolol i thought the same thing. high five?
User avatar #151 to #93 - derpityherpity (05/28/2011) [-]
very literal.
#33 - missfrybread (05/27/2011) [-]
<-- why would you eat my poop.
#15 - kazlaska (05/26/2011) [-]
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#27 to #15 - joshmc (05/27/2011) [-]
lois's payback for stewie ruining the couch
lois's payback for stewie ruining the couch
#32 to #27 - waxxabcd (05/27/2011) [-]
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#73 - pinstre (05/27/2011) [-]
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#36 - WickidJuggalo (05/27/2011) [-]
Why would you eat mayonnaise from a dirty table any way? Even If it wasnt bird poop its still gross.
#31 - SuperTroopers (05/27/2011) [-]
Laughed soo hard i puked from my finger..
#46 - mylifeasacomic (05/27/2011) [-]
How did you know it was bird **** by taste?

Funny comic either way, I LOLed hard.
#11 - digit (05/26/2011) [-]
Now that I think about it, my own comic kinda grosses me out!
Now that I think about it, my own comic kinda grosses me out!
#19 to #11 - itwasurfault (05/27/2011) [-]
give credit to fml tho
#53 - Evasion (05/27/2011) [-]
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
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#56 to #55 - Evasion (05/27/2011) [-]
Don't know.
Don't know.
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#58 to #57 - Evasion (05/27/2011) [-]
I am a big fan of the first metal gear solid on the original playstation, but alas I never played any of the others.
R.I.P Grey Fox
#100 to #58 - repsac (05/27/2011) [-]
Have you seen the grey fox?
User avatar #144 to #58 - ErnestoCheGuevara (05/27/2011) [-]
ha dont even try to play 4 without 2 or 3. itll ******** you without all the backstory. MGS is amazing but complex as hell
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#14 - psylent (05/26/2011) [-]
'Good for you!'
- Swedish Meal Time
User avatar #23 to #14 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (05/27/2011) [-]
**** YES. Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is badass!
#101 - bubbletea (05/27/2011) [-]
did I heard someone said 			****		?
did I heard someone said **** ?
#45 - ErnestoCheGuevara (05/27/2011) [-]
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#84 - isphinx (05/27/2011) [-]
I ate 			****		 and still didn't get laid ?  
  
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I ate **** and still didn't get laid ?

********************* .
User avatar #90 to #84 - lolmachinezz (05/27/2011) [-]
I ate at a restaurant and had to pay a bill ?

********************* .
User avatar #85 to #84 - rightbehindyou (05/27/2011) [-]
take that, you evil cardboard door!
#88 to #84 - greenwithenvy (05/27/2011) [-]
I got laid later though.  
  
wheredthatdoorgo?
I got laid later though.

wheredthatdoorgo?
User avatar #92 to #88 - WTBilly (05/27/2011) [-]
YES!!!
#24 - thehappybadger (05/27/2011) [-]
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#25 - kapurass (05/27/2011) [-]
did someone say mayonnaise?
did someone say mayonnaise?
User avatar #30 to #25 - vegetajr (05/27/2011) [-]
Which reminds me... Has anyone ever try gargling mayonnaise before?
#3 - nicebutt (05/26/2011) [-]
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