Queen, Vanilla Ice. .. if freddy mercury was still alive, he would rape vanilla ice in the butt, ya know, because he's gay
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#30 - MrAsshole (02/20/2010) [-]
if freddy mercury was still alive, he would rape vanilla ice in the butt, ya know, because he's gay
User avatar #31 to #30 - fakenamebob (02/20/2010) [-]
you mean he would let freddy mercury rape him because he's gay?
#33 to #31 - MrAsshole (02/20/2010) [-]
well first off, you can't let someone rape you because then it isn't rape, and second, yes, freddy mercury was gay, great, but gay
#32 to #30 - Halestone **User deleted account** (02/20/2010) [-]
To be fair Freddie was bi...
User avatar #61 - TheGussBuss (02/20/2010) [-]
**TheGussBuss rolls 721,857,832** Freddie Mercury vs. Vanilla Ice would be like Beard Man vs. ***** .
User avatar #70 to #61 - Pedodawg (02/20/2010) [-]
you said ****** wrong
User avatar #81 to #70 - BobtheNinja (02/20/2010) [-]
OMG. Exibit the pedo is a grammar nazi. What has the world come to.
#77 to #70 - KoolAidKilla (02/20/2010) [-]
Zeig Heil to the grammar Nazi
User avatar #62 to #61 - KelsO (02/20/2010) [-]
YES! :D You my friend are so correct.
#65 to #62 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
the song featured david bowie too, so much win
#13 - Kalkazar (02/20/2010) [-]
Pressure!
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure!
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
#15 to #13 - TorandoMan (02/20/2010) [-]
Umm bumm bah be.
Umm bumm bah be.
E de dah. E de dah. THATS OKAY!
#17 to #15 - Kalkazar (02/20/2010) [-]
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming "Let me out"
#41 to #17 - azure (02/20/2010) [-]
Pray tomorrow, gets me higher
Pressure on people, people on streets.
Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
User avatar #47 - Trigonous (02/20/2010) [-]
**Trigonous rolls 671,357,436**
Vanilla ice can go die, that baseline was STOLEN AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.

Also, it's got a one-note difference, so it's easy to spot.
#59 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
*STOMP STOMP CLAP* *STOMP STOMP CLAP* *STOMP STOMP CLAP* *STOMP STOMP CLAP* *STOMP STOMP CLAP* *STOMP STOMP CLAP*
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise, playin' in the streets, gonna be a big man some day, you got mud on ya' face, big disgrace, kickin' ya can all over the place singin WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!
Continue on. Also, tell me if you agree: Freddie'd stomp his bleach ass. Not saying I'm not white, just that he's whiter.
#60 to #59 - Seastone (02/20/2010) [-]
*Stomp stomp clap*
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will, we will rock you.
Singin' We will, we will rock you!
User avatar #64 to #60 - TheGussBuss (02/20/2010) [-]
*stomp stomp clap*
buddy your an old man, poor man
pleddin with your eyes gona make you some peace some day
you got mud on your face
you big disgrace
somebody better put you back into your place
We will, we will rock you.

*mad guitar solo*
#67 to #64 - Seastone (02/20/2010) [-]
We will, we will rock you
Singin' We will, we will rock you
Everybody, we will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you

Alright.
#66 to #64 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
i've paid my dues, time after time,
i've done my sentence, but commited no crime...
#84 to #66 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
Because she's my cherry pie!

-muhahaha>:3
User avatar #69 to #66 - teohalgro (02/20/2010) [-]
c-c-combobreaker?
User avatar #71 to #69 - darktoucan ONLINE (02/20/2010) [-]
your combo breaker faild it was broken before you b....ro.....k,......e......it...... i guess.
User avatar #74 to #71 - teohalgro (02/20/2010) [-]
i euz asking if the one above was a combo breaker or not....
+1
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#72 to #71 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
is it wrong that when i heard the "boom boom clap" that i thought of hannah montana? zog zag across the floor shuflle and diagonal!
#68 to #60 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
the epic beard man's song to the *****
User avatar #82 to #60 - LoGfan (02/20/2010) [-]
In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
#12 - Suesmoose (02/20/2010) [-]
I actually lol'd!
Vanilla Ice can suck a chode
#5 - Ninja X (02/19/2010) [-]
Yeah, vanilla ice copied the base line, nice joke.
#8 to #5 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
Yeah, he didn't even try to change it, he just took it how it was.

Somehow, I don't feel it's as bad that way.
User avatar #23 to #8 - MarvelZombie (02/20/2010) [-]
Yes, but he still was a douche' over it
#95 - XaviaLue (02/20/2010) [-]
**XaviaLue rolls 945,675,522**
Queen is my god.
User avatar #83 - ManateeMan (02/20/2010) [-]
Queen and David Bowie = Godlyness
User avatar #76 - TheKyleBroflovski (02/20/2010) [-]
**TheKyleBroflovski rolls 76**
lol
#24 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
repost
User avatar #25 to #24 - whassup (02/20/2010) [-]
so is your username pal
User avatar #28 to #25 - Pedobearrawl (02/20/2010) [-]
**Pedobearrawl rolls 630,862,411** ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #25 - itachi (02/20/2010) [-]
**itachi rolls 876,717,423** WIN!!!!!!!!!!
#36 to #25 - Babydolls **User deleted account** (02/20/2010) [-]
Omg lmao!!!
#37 - sociotalon (02/20/2010) [-]
**sociotalon rolls 351,881,666** <---- If this roll ends in a 9, this is an epic win.
User avatar #42 to #37 - Coracaldo (02/20/2010) [-]
**** THIS PICS NOW HAUNTED
#44 to #37 - ZFiveFive (02/20/2010) [-]
**ZFiveFive rolls 917,336,697** Haha, nice on man
#38 to #37 - sociotalon (02/20/2010) [-]
IT ENDED IN 666
User avatar #87 - Fifee Boy (02/20/2010) [-]
EXPLANATION:
guy on left = origonal version
guy on right = Jedward version -__-
User avatar #90 to #87 - DrDoctorSatan (02/20/2010) [-]
If you were trying for the word "original" your wrong. Queen/David Bowie's Under Pressure is the original.
#79 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
fail its david bowie who sings that not queen
#80 to #79 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
Fail. Queen Featuring David Bowie.
#18 - animalsmustachewax **User deleted account** (02/20/2010) [-]
alright
User avatar #20 to #18 - animalsmustache (02/20/2010) [-]
excellent >:]
User avatar #9 - selth (02/20/2010) [-]
**selth rolls 114,392,253**
ice ice still wins
#10 to #9 - Rascal (02/20/2010) [-]
You wish.
#92 - minimanlol **User deleted account** (02/20/2010) [-]
**minimanlol rolls 940,438,643** wtf?
User avatar #88 - Volta (02/20/2010) [-]
**Volta rolls 441,348,470**
If this ends in 9 then the bird IS the word.
User avatar #93 to #88 - RipperMan ONLINE (02/20/2010) [-]
**RipperMan rolls 577,346,742**
if this ends in 3 i am the word
#86 - shelookedeighteen (02/20/2010) [-]
**shelookedeighteen rolls 525,915,848** WTF??
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