The Internet in Terms of the Human Body. I know I'm missing a lot of important sites, but not everything was applicable.. Theeggman' s Patented Guide to the Int internet human body
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The Internet in Terms of the Human Body

 
The Internet in Terms of the Human Body. I know I'm missing a lot of important sites, but not everything was applicable.. Theeggman' s Patented Guide to the Int

I know I'm missing a lot of important sites, but not everything was applicable.

Theeggman' s Patented
Guide to the Internet as
If it Were a Human Body"
1. Head: Wikipedia. That' s where the smarts
are hidden.
2. Eyes: Google. They see everything.
3. Ears: Twitter. They hear about everything
before anyone else.
4. Mouth: Facebook. It never shuts up and
eats time.
5. Heart: Us. Contributors and lurkers alike
6. Funny bone: Funnyjunk. Self explanatory
I Appendix: Yahoo. Evolutionarily it used to
have a purpose, but now it' s just there since
no one feels like getting rid of it.
8. Dick: Pornhub. Self explanatory
9. Hands: Digg, Stumbleupon, Remit. They
grab the funny stuff to deliver to us.
10. Feet: Memes. They carry us in terms of
content, but they' re overworked and at times
stinky.
11. Asshole: ychan. Self explanatory.
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