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Skinny Dipping. old people are funny. An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm fer several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly sha

old people are funny

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm fer several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped fer swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn' t been there fer a while, and
leeks it over. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch deyoung women in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘We' re not coming em until you leave!
The old man frowned, 'l didn' t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get em
of the pond naked/
Helding the bucket up he said, Tm here to feed the alligator/
Some old men can still think fast.
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User avatar #20 - freshblob (02/18/2010) [-]
This is why I love old people
#46 to #20 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
you love old people because they pretend to feed their alligators to get women to run out of ponds naked?
User avatar #47 to #46 - freshblob (02/18/2010) [-]
Precisely
#48 to #47 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
XD
User avatar #82 - GrammarOne (02/19/2010) [-]
Old people. You don't **** with them.
User avatar #125 - chickenyourface (02/19/2010) [-]
would you have sex with your mother, to save your fathers life?
and btw, that guy is my next door neighbor, his name is chuck norris
User avatar #96 - Eskimoss (02/19/2010) [-]
**Eskimoss rolls 620,652,389** old people.. their power level is OVER 9000!!
User avatar #83 - cystemic (02/19/2010) [-]
**cystemic rolls 696,308,538** i admire this man :), almost as much as epic beard man
User avatar #71 - IamWhoIam (02/18/2010) [-]
**IamWhoIam rolls 49,446,838**
I love old people wisdom.
#64 - Rascal (02/18/2010) [-]
no boner for him tho....cus hes old
User avatar #63 - PHATTMATT (02/18/2010) [-]
**PHATTMATT rolls 588,086,705** that old man is a ****** god
User avatar #52 - XAnubusX (02/18/2010) [-]
It seems this man will definitely see them coming.
#55 to #52 - skiba **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
Most people don't cum when they realize they're in a pond with an aligator, but ok.
User avatar #127 - ThatCoolGuy (02/19/2010) [-]
I wonder what their faces looked like after that.
User avatar #126 - poundcake (02/19/2010) [-]
**poundcake rolls 869,838,670** xD old people rock
User avatar #66 - neverrusty (02/18/2010) [-]
**neverrusty rolls 969,982,040** old people are creative like that
User avatar #136 - ScruffytheJanitor (02/19/2010) [-]
I'd tell them to get off my Lawn before I sued.
User avatar #114 - Saint (02/19/2010) [-]
**Saint rolls 704,563,018** This settles it, I'm digging a pond.
User avatar #76 - SilverBullet (02/18/2010) [-]
**SilverBullet rolls 977,111,239**
I hope I'm that quick-witted when I get older...
(IF I get to live that long)
#69 - oneeightytwo (02/18/2010) [-]
**oneeightytwo rolls 859,223,748**
This is why I love old people
User avatar #68 - seoulspirit (02/18/2010) [-]
**seoulspirit rolls 096,180,289**
whoever made this is awesome
#65 - Rascal (02/18/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 425,335,290** i find all of the captcha codes funny i got one that said ovary before
#51 - Almondania (02/18/2010) [-]
He knows where the goods are.
User avatar #21 - WolfRider ONLINE (02/18/2010) [-]
old man = 1
ladies = 0
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blakichu (02/18/2010) [-]
**Blakichu rolls 423,456,733**oldman=2


ladies=0 remember he beat up that black guy
User avatar #31 to #22 - Norway (02/18/2010) [-]
holy **** *throws pokeball*
#42 to #31 - FlyingZebra **User deleted account** (02/18/2010) [-]
dude, nooooo
He's gonna steal it!
User avatar #155 to #42 - Norway (02/28/2010) [-]
no he isnt *holds up sign*>FREE FRIED CHICKEN AND MACARONI AND KOOL AID<
User avatar #141 to #31 - Blakichu (02/19/2010) [-]
Blakichu stole pokeball
Blakichu fled
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