Lets sell blood and semen. I got a sock or two worth quite a bit of money.. Why she is holding her breath blood Semen
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#148 to #119 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
what is this?
#150 to #148 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
NES Cartridge
#153 to #148 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
User avatar #212 to #202 - instantqueue (05/19/2011) [-]
shut up and take my blood!
(unmade fry pic)
#185 - sirdickalot (05/19/2011) [-]
(----- realization
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User avatar #199 to #178 - savirleo (05/19/2011) [-]
don't they give you a cookie and juice afterwards?
#29 - SweetZombieJesus (05/19/2011) [-]
Why would they pay him 100 dollars if it's a donation?
Why would they pay him 100 dollars if it's a donation?
#201 - idonttakebaths (05/19/2011) [-]
Thats $100 down the drain
Thats $100 down the drain
#211 to #201 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
Down the throat, you mean.
User avatar #216 to #211 - christiang (05/19/2011) [-]
oh snap!!
#46 - dippitydoin (05/19/2011) [-]
If you read it backwards, it's about a lady who's about to puke and is indicating in sign language the amount of seconds before she blows chunks. The gentleman suggests the second floor as it has a menagerie of toilets and toilet accessories. He then immediately forgets who she is as he has a rare variant of Alzheimer's. A few days later, a bunch of pedestrians heard of the entire floor of 			********		 and have come to make use of them. The man pompously announces that he gets reimbursed 100 dollars for every toilet donation. He explains his day job to the woman. The woman shares in his interest in selling bodily fluids and she tells us about her occupation. Because the man has Alzheimer's he forgot who she was and the fact that they've met bef
If you read it backwards, it's about a lady who's about to puke and is indicating in sign language the amount of seconds before she blows chunks. The gentleman suggests the second floor as it has a menagerie of toilets and toilet accessories. He then immediately forgets who she is as he has a rare variant of Alzheimer's. A few days later, a bunch of pedestrians heard of the entire floor of ******** and have come to make use of them. The man pompously announces that he gets reimbursed 100 dollars for every toilet donation. He explains his day job to the woman. The woman shares in his interest in selling bodily fluids and she tells us about her occupation. Because the man has Alzheimer's he forgot who she was and the fact that they've met bef
#71 to #46 - Ljdawg (05/19/2011) [-]
well she put up the sign for "four" not "four seconds" :D  
  
  
  
  
sorry hater gonna hate
well she put up the sign for "four" not "four seconds" :D




sorry hater gonna hate
User avatar #106 to #104 - Ljdawg (05/19/2011) [-]
lol saved!
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#53 to #46 - dippitydoin (05/19/2011) [-]
ore. After a long day of selling semen and other semen paraphernalia, he goes home to relax with his wife. His wife has been dead for 15 years. But he has Alzheimer's so he forgot. He cries himself to sleep because he can remember nothing but the fact that he sells semen for a living. He is shown at the elevator the next day.

Neither picture nor gif is related
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#105 - fjarchon (05/19/2011) [-]
Why is she holding her breath?
#74 - kamakazikoala (05/19/2011) [-]
you had me at the blood and semen
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#163 - broomaster (05/19/2011) [-]
Do they buy piss too?
User avatar #165 to #163 - simplydave (05/19/2011) [-]
do they sell piss too?*

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#184 to #165 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
Idiot.
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#135 - omgchloe (05/19/2011) [-]
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#160 - LATIF (05/19/2011) [-]
Why she is holding her breath
#210 to #160 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
*Why she is holding her breath* You can't spell, but you just put a picture of a rhino and say something stupid and non sexual. THIS **** IS OVERUSED AND NOT FUNNY!
#226 to #210 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #164 to #160 - madhatterzombie (05/19/2011) [-]
blow job.
User avatar #284 to #186 - madhatterzombie (05/20/2011) [-]
no just slow to react read it in the morning and thought someone seriously didn't understand not that it means anything just tired and on the computer again really should stop mixing the two
User avatar #283 to #164 - madhatterzombie (05/20/2011) [-]
77 thumbs down REALLY what a waste of time
#209 to #160 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
*Why she is holding her breath* You can't spell, but you just put a picture of a rhino and say something stupid and non sexual. THIS **** IS OVERUSED AND NOT FUNNY!
#159 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
She must be feeling nauseous in the lift
#207 to #159 - John Cena (05/19/2011) [-]
THIS **** ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!
User avatar #228 to #207 - Panhead (05/19/2011) [-]
I agree with anon, I have never once laughed at this meme.
User avatar #90 - Viidix (05/19/2011) [-]
i read the title and it reminded me of the horror film teeth
#92 to #90 - bierstube (05/19/2011) [-]
reminds me of the movie dodgeball.
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