May 21St. . the End of the world! Since ynu' l be raptured, can I have yhur ? It will Shaw haw faithful. i want this post on front page
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#490 to #17 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 90,643,942**
#32 to #17 - clechyl (05/18/2011) [-]
get thumbed anyways
#4 - FuckYouFatBen (05/18/2011) [-]
Going on my First date May 22nd.....
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User avatar #7 to #4 - joshofsouls (05/18/2011) [-]
my friend is going to take me to a concert on the 22nd....

**** ....
User avatar #10 to #7 - kontainment (05/18/2011) [-]
its my birthday on the 22nd....

**** ...
User avatar #16 to #10 - jhesketh (05/18/2011) [-]
I have a fap session planned... **** ...
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#519 to #7 - itsmybirsday (05/19/2011) [-]
im going to a concert the 20th:D dodging bullets
#3 - Metallicock (05/18/2011) [-]
i want this post on front page
i want this post on front page
User avatar #38 to #3 - leary (05/18/2011) [-]
watewut?
User avatar #34 to #3 - Lostdemon (05/18/2011) [-]
trololololololol
#550 - sharkfins (05/19/2011) [-]
May 21st is my birthday...
May 21st is my birthday...
#602 to #550 - zephyra (05/19/2011) [-]
Lol, you comment 4 minutes after I do and get 9 more thumbs. xD
#603 to #550 - ironskull (05/19/2011) [-]
I feel bad for you, I will be outside all day to make sure world really ends, I REALLY doubt it
I feel bad for you, I will be outside all day to make sure world really ends, I REALLY doubt it
#240 - azura (05/18/2011) [-]
im a christian and i can safely say the world wont end on may 21st, anyone who predicts anything from the bible to an exact date is a moron
#336 - infernoburrito (05/18/2011) [-]
I cannot wait to see FunnyJunk on December 21st of next year.
#325 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
Wait...

May 21st is this Saturday, which is the end of the week.

big brother said anons will be able to upload content by the end of the week.

User avatar #158 - DizzyKamil (05/18/2011) [-]
so, i watched one video about the 'rapture' day, and the dude read out of the bible that on the ''day of judgement, all graves shall break open, and those who were true to their father and jesus will rise''...
well , i think most of us get the point.
ZOMBIES
User avatar #364 - NexusSeven (05/18/2011) [-]
Ok so first its 2012 and now its Saturday...pick one day to be wrong.
#376 to #364 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
Saturday are for some stupid radicals and 2012 is the Mayan Calender
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#410 to #396 - zhooker (05/18/2011) [-]
That's stupid. You're stupid.
That's stupid. You're stupid.
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#434 to #415 - zhooker (05/18/2011) [-]
Learn some English before you give me those conspiracies and people attempting to predict the future.
Learn some English before you give me those conspiracies and people attempting to predict the future.
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User avatar #443 to #436 - zhooker (05/18/2011) [-]
The Big Bang was "proven", but it is just conjecture by religion-hating scientists who strive to disprove God. "The universe is always expanding, thats proof!" no it isn't, and because things move doesn't mean the universe is getting bigger, though I do believe it is.
Because you have a couple of things that seem like they are irrefutable proofs, doesn't mean something exists, because by that logic I can say "I don't believe the moon is there, eve though we see it, its probably just a reflection of something or we only see it because we "know" its there." and people would stop believing in the moon
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User avatar #453 to #450 - zhooker (05/18/2011) [-]
I know exactly what you said, but don't call it proof until it happens.
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User avatar #475 to #459 - zhooker (05/18/2011) [-]
What proof is there to back that up?
A time machine?
A scientist who can mystically see the past?
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User avatar #508 to #483 - zhooker (05/18/2011) [-]
"and stuff"
Really intellectual term I see...
The poles shifting would probably destroy everything alive my the sheer amount of pressure caused by the shift. The fact that the poles will shift also doesn't make sense, because there are magnetic fields on other planets doesn't mean that it will change during your alleged alignment. Plus our magnetic field is one of the only things keeping high levels of radiation out of our atmosphere from other planets and the sun, meaning during this shift we will all be radiated and die.
"We tested this radioactive magnet and have concluded with the hypothesis that EXACTLY every 30 million years, the planets align and the magnetic fields shift poles resulting in... like... stuff and everything."
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User avatar #525 to #514 - zhooker (05/19/2011) [-]
Carbon dating uses circular reasoning, and I highly doubt the Earth has been here BILLIONS of years.
The rock is 394857394879438579438573945873495873945874398573498 years old because there is a fossil inside that is 394857394879438579438573945873495873945874398573498 years old, and the fossil, we know is 394857394879438579438573945873495873945874398573498 years old is that old because the rock it is found is 394857394879438579438573945873495873945874398573498 years old
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User avatar #563 to #531 - zhooker (05/19/2011) [-]
Yeah, carbon dating was about as flawed as it gets. I do believe, though, that at the rate the magnetic field is decreasing in strength, (based on the law on uniformity) that if everything always acted the way it acts, the earth would have no magnetic field if we around that long, or when it was formed, no life would have been possible because of the strength at the poles would pull all iron and nutrients and things magnetic to themselves.
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User avatar #587 to #570 - zhooker (05/19/2011) [-]
HOW DID IT CONDENSE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WIND!?
NO MAGNETIC FIELD, NO MAGNETICALLY CHARGED ELEMENTS!
How did the Earth just appear from dusts?
Where did the dust appear from?
What caused movement of the dust forcing immense pressure and gravity?
So many impossible questions.
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#445 to #396 - thablitzreaper (05/18/2011) [-]
Wait, you actually believe in 2012 apocalypse?
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User avatar #401 to #396 - boanoah (05/18/2011) [-]
And what year is that supposed to happen?
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User avatar #381 to #376 - NexusSeven (05/18/2011) [-]
Look for the sake of the joke it works...ok?
#54 - owligator (05/18/2011) [-]
If the world ends before Skyrim comes out I will be pissed
#694 to #54 - newmainman (05/19/2011) [-]
What about Battlefield 3?!
User avatar #70 to #54 - XTakedownpaladinX (05/18/2011) [-]
Then play it in Valhalla!
#82 to #70 - Giachianeo (05/18/2011) [-]
As I'm cutting off my enemies head I'll be unlocking achievements!
User avatar #98 to #82 - XTakedownpaladinX (05/18/2011) [-]
A weapon in each hand!
User avatar #69 - garrizard (05/18/2011) [-]
Well, crap... I thought i had at least a year and a half till the end of the world.... ( '__' )
#612 - theCelebratedMrK (05/19/2011) [-]
im going to go ahead and say its probably VERY sad that i hadnt heard about this rapture thing until today on funnyjunk....
im going to go ahead and say its probably VERY sad that i hadnt heard about this rapture thing until today on funnyjunk....
#638 to #612 - Rascal (05/19/2011) [-]
**** that I'm Jewish.
User avatar #644 to #612 - misky (05/19/2011) [-]
I heard it yesterday here xD its how I learn all the facts of the world, like when Osama died.
User avatar #647 to #644 - theCelebratedMrK (05/19/2011) [-]
exactly!! :D
User avatar #652 to #647 - misky (05/19/2011) [-]
WHO NEEDS TV WHEN WE HAVE FUNNY JUNK?! AMIRITE?
User avatar #656 to #652 - theCelebratedMrK (05/19/2011) [-]
yes, good sir, you are. :D i dont have cable because i have internet. :D
User avatar #660 to #656 - misky (05/19/2011) [-]
TV? Its useless when we have the interwebs :)
User avatar #617 to #612 - iluvscuba (05/19/2011) [-]
You and me both
#116 - Pyrollamas (05/18/2011) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #585 - kirbyking (05/19/2011) [-]
It was meant to end on my birthday a few years back and on 2000, its kinda like when you stare at a toaster going "NOW"...
User avatar #635 to #585 - zhooker (05/19/2011) [-]
AND on June 6th, 2006
OMG 6/6/06/ GAME OVER MAN!
#604 to #585 - ImHappyPLZ (05/19/2011) [-]
You make sense.
User avatar #610 to #604 - kirbyking (05/19/2011) [-]
Which really surprises me considering I should either be sleeping for college tomorrow or doing my assessments...for..college tomorrow... **** , well all nighter and my body weight in caffeine it is!
#625 to #610 - ImHappyPLZ (05/19/2011) [-]
Good luck!
#533 - ThumbItUp (05/19/2011) [-]
this is about as realistic as 2012
User avatar #555 to #533 - Mawxter (05/19/2011) [-]
and Y2k
User avatar #80 - KennyMcCormickk (05/18/2011) [-]
man someone just made that up because they cant wait for 2012 to say "i told you nothing was going to happen"
#50 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
Since when did this May 21st stuff come up? Are people tired of waiting for 2012 already? xD
Since when did this May 21st stuff come up? Are people tired of waiting for 2012 already? xD
User avatar #76 to #50 - IFUCKRAKES (05/18/2011) [-]
Jesusfags somehow used science to determine that Noah's Ark flood was 7 000 years ago to the day on the 21st. And they reckon that because God created the world in 7 days, they think that God will set another flood down 7 000 years later (7 x 1000 = 7 000).
tl;dr
Jesusfags are retards.
#107 to #76 - pitos (05/18/2011) [-]
Hey, Hey, What the 			****		 gives you the right to say believing in Jesus makes you retarded? I think this May 21st stuff is 			********		, as there isn't any way of telling when the second coming of Christ will be, and I'm a Christian; how the 			****		 does that make me retarded?
Hey, Hey, What the **** gives you the right to say believing in Jesus makes you retarded? I think this May 21st stuff is ******** , as there isn't any way of telling when the second coming of Christ will be, and I'm a Christian; how the **** does that make me retarded?
#137 to #107 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #76 - timespin (05/18/2011) [-]
not starting any kind of debate but the number 7 comes up ALOT in the bible.
#81 to #76 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
But if you ever read the bible god told noah that he would ever flood the earth again (Christian turned atheist)
#88 to #81 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
Well try telling that to the growing number of Christian idiots who believe the world's gonna end in about 4 days.
User avatar #131 to #88 - pitos (05/18/2011) [-]
Please don't call them Christians, as if you're generalizing the whole Religion, they're a group of idiots called the "Doomsday Campers", led by a "Harold Camping", who previously predicted (wrongly, obviously) that the world would end in September 1994. These attention whores don't deserve to be called Christians, abusing our good names with idiocy.
From a Greek Orthodox.
#527 to #76 - itsmybirsday (05/19/2011) [-]
i also heard that 7000 years ago someone said "you have 7 days or 7000 years to prepare for the return" or something to that effect
#85 to #76 - Giachianeo (05/18/2011) [-]
tl;dr

Yup.
#20 - Adoye (05/18/2011) [-]
AAAAHAHAHA!
AAAAHAHAHA!
#42 to #20 - DiruOfCourse (05/18/2011) [-]
what is that from?! i need to see it NAO
#68 to #42 - mrpajamapants (05/18/2011) [-]
Gentlemen Broncos. Same guy who did Napoleon Dynamite.
#44 to #20 - redliontwothree (05/18/2011) [-]
Deer god.
Deer god.
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