Jesus is a Pro. /funny_pictures/2120930/This+Guy/. I' m going to create man and with original sin- Then I' m going to impregnate a woman with myself as her chil Jesus jesus is a pro Aids
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Jesus is a Pro

I' m going to create man and
with original sin- Then I' m going to
impregnate a woman with myself as
her child, so that I can be horn. Once
alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice
to myself. To save you from the sin
I originally condemned you to.
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User avatar #20 to #15 - Mosai (05/17/2011) [-]
not worth it.
#7 - indeedwatson (05/17/2011) [-]
Jesus trick
Jesus trick
User avatar #8 to #7 - abxdlmno (05/17/2011) [-]
KUNG POW!
#22 - TENeleven (05/17/2011) [-]
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User avatar #2 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
Ok, as much as I hate to be "that guy", Ima have to set something straight: Mankind wasn't created with original sin; truth be told, it came from Adam and Eve, who ate the Forbidden Fruit, and were cast out of Eden as punishment.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dapape (05/17/2011) [-]
They were basically made to do it though, otherwise humanity wouldnt exist.
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
Not exactly, the original plan was for man to live in Eden, free from disease and hardship. Of course, the whole thing is highly debatable.
#5 to #4 - Gewdaism (05/17/2011) [-]
you're right bro, we weren't made with it, but god's still a dick for putting it on us and then acting like such a nice guy for sending his son to rid us of it
User avatar #9 to #5 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
I can accept your opinion. For me though, It's hard to call God a dick for that since we were only given one rule in the garden, and that was to NOT eat the forbidden fruit. Hence the reason it was called forbidden.
#13 to #9 - zombehh (05/17/2011) [-]
So why should all humans suffer due to the flaws of two individuals? Also, if Adam and Eve are the first humans, how did Cain and Abel get wives from other tribes without it being incest? How did the only children of the first humans get wives that aren't related to them?

The only logical answer is that more humans were born with Adam and Eve, or shortly after, and gave birth to children the same year as Adam and Eve. This raises the utmost disproving question:
Why were these people who were created only shortly after Adam and Eve banished from the garden of Eden from birth? Adam and Eve are the only humans to have stepped foot in the garden of Eden, yet there were other humans alive and struggling while they flourished.

You mad?
#16 to #13 - zenrath (05/17/2011) [-]
Idiot, Incest didnt exist back then, Genes were pure and wouldnt cause defect births. Apart from that it was okay back then, after a short while, God said that they must stop and that it isnt a good thing anymore. And the bible doesnt state how many kids adam and eve had (because apprently the bibles says they lived alot longer when the earth was younger)

You mad? Cose im not :P
#14 to #13 - themanofum (05/17/2011) [-]
trollface is supposed to be used when you've done something clever, silly.
#17 to #2 - Rascal (05/17/2011) [-]
Why doesn't God just make everything perfect? He kind of seems like a douche bag tbh.
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User avatar #1 - whatwhen (05/17/2011) [-]
seems legit
#33 - improbablyyourdad (05/18/2011) [-]


<--- spiderman is always ******* related
User avatar #29 - jinjo (05/18/2011) [-]
Gee thanks heyzeus.
#24 - ibinluv (05/17/2011) [-]
oh jebus you so crazy (enlarge)
#32 to #24 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
Actually, it did. " And, lo, suddenly there came forth from the cave many dragons; and when the children saw them, they cried out in great terror. Then Jesus went down from the bosom of His mother, and stood on His feet before the dragons; and they adored Jesus, and thereafter retired."
#23 - junkingfunny (05/17/2011) [-]
probly just asking for negative thumbs but, were only born with origional sin because adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit.
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#44 to #27 - junkingfunny (05/18/2011) [-]
yes
User avatar #30 to #23 - jinjo (05/18/2011) [-]
actually none of that hapened at all, ever.
User avatar #31 to #23 - DarbyBarthollomew (05/18/2011) [-]
It wasn't really a fair deal. I mean, Adam and Eve had no concept of what punishment was. It's like... telling a kid that just learned how to talk that if he eats the chocolate, you're going to water-board him. He has no ******* clue what that is, so he eats the chocolate.
#45 to #31 - junkingfunny (05/18/2011) [-]
yeah it was pretty unfair but it happened and im just telling the tale
#26 to #23 - ziggaman (05/18/2011) [-]
seriously ladies, do you have to eat everything?
#36 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
*Facepalm*

If you understood the Trinity, you would realize that Jesus and God are two seperate entities and are written to be conversing with each other in Matt-Luke. Also, whether or not God knew of the consequences of placing Adam and Eve in Eden, he did not create them with sin. I know this Funnyjunk and all, but at least try.
#41 to #36 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
God is omniscient and omnipotent according to your theology, therefor he knew what was going to happen. So he's evil, it's a about time you accept that religion has many logical holes in it and has no proof, all it does is promote a far to humanized god that embodies bronze age bigotry and remarkable violence. It also limits Science, I could rant all day on the topic. Long story short, I find myself laughing that people actually believe this stuff, but it scares the crap out of me what it does to the world.
#43 to #36 - lmOldGreg (05/18/2011) [-]
None of that is true. Everything you know about christianity, catholicism, religion, its all crap. See back in the olden days when folks had no science to explain 			****		 they couldn't comprehend, they would put their little premature brains at ease by putting our place on earth down to a higher intelligence. Evolution is the answer. There is over powering evidence to state that Evolution is the correct theory for how we belong, and yet you religious types blindly disregard anything that contradicts your perfect little plan. Say prays before bed, be a good person, no sex before marriage, no masturbation, no fun. And for this you get into this magical palace in the sky and have a game of cards with Jesus...
None of that is true. Everything you know about christianity, catholicism, religion, its all crap. See back in the olden days when folks had no science to explain **** they couldn't comprehend, they would put their little premature brains at ease by putting our place on earth down to a higher intelligence. Evolution is the answer. There is over powering evidence to state that Evolution is the correct theory for how we belong, and yet you religious types blindly disregard anything that contradicts your perfect little plan. Say prays before bed, be a good person, no sex before marriage, no masturbation, no fun. And for this you get into this magical palace in the sky and have a game of cards with Jesus...
#11 - dontdoitplzno (05/17/2011) [-]
&lt;-- Me when I read this
<-- Me when I read this
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User avatar #6 - diamondhead (05/17/2011) [-]
This pic is older than the internetz
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#42 to #40 - Rascal (05/18/2011) [-]
God is omniscient and omnipotent according to your theology, therefor he knew what was going to happen, he created two people, they sinned (because they had no knowledge of right and wrong), and now everyone is a sinner because of that, but not god himself?! That's crazy, the one guy who is completely responsible takes no blame, even though WE take blame for the people who supposedly created us because they sinned.
User avatar #46 to #42 - lolzersauce (05/19/2011) [-]
Hahaha, thank you anon.
User avatar #38 - Varcast (05/18/2011) [-]
i feel like something is wrong here...
#37 to #35 - ragdas (05/18/2011) [-]
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