FB lulz. . 5 hours we . Like Jan gamut as bad as my faaggot roommate, .. " 5 hours ago . Like Derek jam, next time loo home I' m going ta m ta the vet, I' m goi
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5 hours we . Like
Jan gamut as bad as my faaggot roommate, .. "
5 hours ago . Like
Derek jam, next time loo home I' m going ta m ta the vet, I' m
going ta steal horse tranquilizer, I will then m ta yam house at 3: 51 in
the morning, You will mast likely be sleeping buti will wait in the
shadows untill you wake up. when you do you will notice that Tou are
no longer in your room but inside an abandoned dairy queen. I will
then farce Feed you male ice cream canes untill the water level in your
body drops ta a dangerous level. You will naw have an insatiable thirst
Far any Fans of liquid. I will then surround You Givith various exotic
waters ta further the tartare. By naw you are mast likely delirious, I
will then hire q asian immigrants ta paint Tour nails yam least faveorite
calm. Since you are delirious you will probably think that the asians are
there ta steal your soul, Haw ytou will pass out from the Fear and go
inta shack.
While you are unconsious I will prepare a delicious meal of Kraft
Marrant and Cheese. The smell alone will wake you up. This is by far
yam mast severe tourture yet, Ishall hang bowls of this macaroni
I[ whati haven' t eaten because, we all knaw, that sta. dfas irresistable)
just out of Your reach, Maw nat only are you extremely thristy but You
are very hungry. thee again you pass out,
When you wake up you notice I have recruited 1000 turtles, You then
observe that Tou have 1, 000 tities tied ta each limb, During pour
tartare I have slaved these turtles tad 20 Feet from each lead turtle
I place a bushel of apples. These aren' t small tities either, These are
those island bitches, Tau are naw being slowly pulled apart.
Just as your flesh begins ta tear everything fades ta black. You wake
up tram a horrible dream and look around, You think ta Yourself'
thing it was just a dream. Thats when You look outside the window
and see it, Blowing there in the wind is a rusty Dairy Queen sign! DUN
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User avatar #119 - the ghost (05/15/2011) [+] (18 replies)
a squirrel raped my family
#121 to #119 - armoraxer (05/15/2011) [-]
#144 - killatopia (05/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
But that was my plan.
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User avatar #9 - kyoun (05/14/2011) [-]
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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User avatar #96 - mattknows (05/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
yeah dereks a faggot
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#109 to #94 - Foxpaw (05/15/2011) [-]
I'm the Queeeeeeeeeeen of France.
I'm the Queeeeeeeeeeen of France.
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