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5 hours we . Like
Jan gamut as bad as my faaggot roommate, .. "
5 hours ago . Like
Derek jam, next time loo home I' m going ta m ta the vet, I' m
going ta steal horse tranquilizer, I will then m ta yam house at 3: 51 in
the morning, You will mast likely be sleeping buti will wait in the
shadows untill you wake up. when you do you will notice that Tou are
no longer in your room but inside an abandoned dairy queen. I will
then farce Feed you male ice cream canes untill the water level in your
body drops ta a dangerous level. You will naw have an insatiable thirst
Far any Fans of liquid. I will then surround You Givith various exotic
waters ta further the tartare. By naw you are mast likely delirious, I
will then hire q asian immigrants ta paint Tour nails yam least faveorite
calm. Since you are delirious you will probably think that the asians are
there ta steal your soul, Haw ytou will pass out from the Fear and go
inta shack.
While you are unconsious I will prepare a delicious meal of Kraft
Marrant and Cheese. The smell alone will wake you up. This is by far
yam mast severe tourture yet, Ishall hang bowls of this macaroni
I[ whati haven' t eaten because, we all knaw, that sta. dfas irresistable)
just out of Your reach, Maw nat only are you extremely thristy but You
are very hungry. thee again you pass out,
When you wake up you notice I have recruited 1000 turtles, You then
observe that Tou have 1, 000 tities tied ta each limb, During pour
tartare I have slaved these turtles tad 20 Feet from each lead turtle
I place a bushel of apples. These aren' t small tities either, These are
those island bitches, Tau are naw being slowly pulled apart.
Just as your flesh begins ta tear everything fades ta black. You wake
up tram a horrible dream and look around, You think ta Yourself'
thing it was just a dream. Thats when You look outside the window
and see it, Blowing there in the wind is a rusty Dairy Queen sign! DUN
DUN
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#69 - xHoratioCainex
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#127 - ProfessorB **User deleted account**
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#150 to #127 - HolyArachnid
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User avatar #119 - the ghost
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a squirrel raped my family
#121 to #119 - armoraxer
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FINALLY
User avatar #129 to #121 - XZeenon
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Been waiting a long time to post that haven't you?
#130 to #129 - armoraxer
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you have no idea how long ive been waiting
you have no idea how long ive been waiting
User avatar #131 to #130 - XZeenon
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A year? :P
#133 to #131 - armoraxer
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eh a couple months but i wanted to use it as soon as i found it
eh a couple months but i wanted to use it as soon as i found it
User avatar #135 to #133 - XZeenon
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Hahaha. Nice.
User avatar #136 to #135 - armoraxer
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yeah i have a huge reaction folder.. it comes in handy
User avatar #138 to #136 - XZeenon
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I don't, sadly.
#140 to #138 - armoraxer
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<--- (kidding)
just start collecting them and use them as you see fit or not
#171 to #130 - Zeratool **User deleted account**
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#202 to #171 - armoraxer
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anything thats creepy or talks about tounge
#126 to #121 - yankeefuckyou
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<- The squirrel
#137 to #126 - foreverxalone
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#168 to #137 - captan **User deleted account**
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#185 to #168 - komahanaru
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relivant
#189 to #185 - captan **User deleted account**
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#246 to #189 - Alextehninja
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#170 to #137 - Alextehninja
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Comment Picture
#144 - killatopia
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But that was my plan.
User avatar #184 to #144 - Kortuga
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are you aware, good sir, that you are currently travelling at a 1:1 ratio of thumbs to minutes ago? That is at least 47 times the legal limit for comments.
#117 - soulsyster
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#122 to #117 - superfreakdude
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A squirrel raped them?
#128 to #122 - phatman
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no you idiot, Spiderman didn't know she was 12. can't you read
User avatar #145 to #128 - cpawsome
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no idiots it was pedobear
#146 to #145 - phatman
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it is now
User avatar #161 to #146 - thebelldombeliever
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Are you guys dumb? It was Bob Saget!
User avatar #188 to #161 - komahanaru
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no one suspects the shifty seal
User avatar #232 to #128 - the ghost
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actually i posted the squirrel raped my family cuz i saw the arrow.
#105 - gozz
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User avatar #9 - kyoun
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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
#78 - Jakdablak
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#118 to #78 - anon id: b4a5403b
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Everyone in the theatre:
"Hey this movie looks grea- awwwwwwwww!"
#143 - gerdinn
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#64 - Crossraod
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