Make Me A Woman. rotflmfao!<br /> Guys: thumbs up!<br /> Girls: thumbs up.. then get back to tha kitchen<br /> (just kidding...). On a " fligh funny joke Sexist fix me a sandwich pown own Noob fail win epic
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Make Me A Woman. rotflmfao!<br /> Guys: thumbs up!<br /> Girls: thumbs up.. then get back to tha kitchen<br /> (just kidding...). On a " fligh

rotflmfao!<br />
Guys: thumbs up!<br />
Girls: thumbs up.. then get back to tha kitchen<br />
(just kidding...)

On a " flight, a plane passes Through a severe storm. The Turbulence is awful,
and Things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning,
One woman in particular, loses it, Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane.
Well, if I' m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I' had
plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN'??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten Their own peril, and they all
store, riveted, crt the deeper' cate woman In the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up In the rear of the plane.
I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He' s gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair, and jet black eyes, he starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unburdening his shirt one button ? a Time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes
his shirt Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding
his shirt to the Trembling woman, and whispers...
Iron this."
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User avatar #212 - TwatSwat (02/17/2010) [-]
**TwatSwat rolls 715,304,553** ahhh its ok... I have enough electrical equipment to make me feel like a woman..and I dont even need to make it a sammich
User avatar #578 - TheAssassin (02/18/2010) [-]
Any guy who would be worried about his shirt getting ironed in the middle of a plane crash is instantly just that much cooler than every other guy on the plane.
#569 - anon (02/18/2010) [-]
and then make him a sandwich.
User avatar #62 - epicwincomments (02/17/2010) [-]
Well, it seems he just

*Takes off sunglasses*

won at life.
User avatar #611 - opinionatedbitch (02/18/2010) [-]
I thumbed up. NOW WHO WANTS A SAMMICH!!??
#623 - anon (02/18/2010) [-]
aha i'm a girl and I LOL'd :D
#66 - anon (02/17/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
That was awesome.

captcha: papal
#68 to #66 - anon (02/17/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 38** Haiti can suck it. :D
#72 to #68 - anon (02/17/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 136,655,273**
Yes they can! :D

captcha: drawn
#636 - MCYount (02/18/2010) [-]
**MCYount rolls 180,919,395** thought it's be more like he'd whisper "make me a sandwich," but that works too
User avatar #537 - IEpicWinGuyI (02/18/2010) [-]
"The woman stands up in front of the plane"

What, was she outside the plane?
#444 - holymotherofpeter **User deleted account** (02/17/2010) [-]
**holymotherofpeter rolls 385,864,917** why is there a woman on a plane instead of the kitchen?
+4
#229 - werido **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#657 - sonofajellocup (02/21/2010) [-]
**sonofajellocup rolls 168,533,657**
ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #663 to #657 - theonewhosmells (02/21/2010) [-]
ESC-EEEEEE-LATORRRRSSSS
#656 - Rebellious (02/21/2010) [-]
Funny, but not 'thumbs up and get back into the kitchen' funny
#658 to #656 - anon (02/21/2010) [-]
You guys are nothing but a bunch of biggot, c@#k sucking pigs!! You think working to bring food to your families makes you superior to women? Your WRONGGGGGG!!! Women's right dudes!! We are equal if not BETTER workers than you would ever be. Ever been a MR. Mom for a day? You wouldn't make it thru lunch before pulling your hair out and yet women across the country are doing simular jobs that men can do and most times WE are better workers than you guys. BEAT that fact, jerkwods.
User avatar #659 to #658 - JustDoMe (02/21/2010) [-]
ever reasemble an engine.... thats right you cant because all you know how to do is change ****** diapers and make supper.... i dont know what you think your doing on the computer!? but id get back to the kitchen before your man finds out! *cough* skank *couch*
#665 to #659 - bartdude ONLINE (02/21/2010) [-]
**bartdude rolls 640,145,064** lol couch
#673 to #658 - Rebellious (02/23/2010) [-]
First of all, I'm a chick, I thought it was funny, just because I thought it was funny. Also I think that women are equal to men, I don't think anyone is better than anyone in this world, so please don't jump down my throat. You must have misunderstood me, because I said, 'funny, but not 'thumbs up and get back into the kitchen' funny', so that obviously shows you that I DO NOT agree with men being better --in anyway-- than women. So sorry if I offended you, but it was a misunderstanding on your behalf. :D
User avatar #660 to #658 - turlesrfun (02/21/2010) [-]
**turlesrfun rolls 182,748,956** I WANT RED TEXT..................your comment was too long and whiny. get back i the kitchen
User avatar #661 to #660 - turlesrfun (02/21/2010) [-]
**turlesrfun rolls 924,963,151** I WANT RED TEXT..............*in
User avatar #470 - ConnerF (02/17/2010) [-]

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
User avatar #454 - EpicFacePalm (02/17/2010) [-]
I didn't know they have kitchens in planes.
#456 to #454 - anon (02/17/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 537,929,042** Soul Plane.
#309 - anon (02/17/2010) [-]
Ok, I really do need to get back to making my boyfriend a sandwich anyway. I'll probably give him a blowjob too for making him wait so long.
#329 to #309 - anon (02/17/2010) [-]
god your a woman
User avatar #235 - Kushmonster (02/17/2010) [-]
**Kushmonster rolls 548,791,173** roll on the goddam floor laughing
#96 - iwastheturkeyme (02/17/2010) [-]
**iwastheturkeyme rolls 316,495,599** lol im a girl and that was hilarious.
+2
#11 - WTFreq **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 to #11 - anon (02/17/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 984,854,367** But then you would be on a crashing plane?
#15 to #11 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/17/2010) [-]
**MrSquiggly rolls 767,200,252** you fail at rolling.
User avatar #1 - stonereyes (02/17/2010) [-]
hahahahahahaha i got this in a email once but still funny everytime
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