Self trolled. Credit to reddit. So I' m in a lecture hall with a girl T secretly like... Oh, that' s okay. Go ahead. EVERYTHIMG BETTER THAN GREETED Suddenly, sh first comic i have seen at reddit

Self trolled

So I' m in a lecture hall with
a girl T secretly like...
Oh, that' s okay. Go ahead.
Suddenly, she stops kissing me
and gives me "the look"
You know the one...
And a little voice in my
head is saying...
Wow, this is horing. Sorry if T
accidently fall asleep on your
shoulder . I
How I' m laying there, enjoying
the moment...
People are laughing and
searing, but we don' t aare...
She takes me by the hand and
starts to lead me away...
I fight it as hard as I can...
Ntil Please no!
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#97 - Thehomelessman (05/12/2011) [-]
Anyone else wake up from like the perfect dream, then try lay down and complete the story with your imagination, but then realize that its not the same...
User avatar #183 to #97 - sillycowboy (05/12/2011) [-]
we know that feel bro.
#8 - clechyl (05/12/2011) [-]
but if you trolled yourself, who rages?
but if you trolled yourself, who rages?
#31 to #8 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (05/12/2011) [-]
my mind is full of ****
#355 to #36 - chomps (05/13/2011) [-]
best use of this image so far
#112 - yournewdad (05/12/2011) [-]
I hope this cheers you up :)
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#136 to #120 - anon (05/12/2011) [-]
What is this I don't even?
User avatar #141 to #120 - barracuz (05/12/2011) [-]
forgot to mention the chick is butt ugly
User avatar #166 to #141 - alfjnn (05/12/2011) [-]
You're butt ugly.
You ugly butt.
#268 to #112 - Ilubeitup (05/13/2011) [-]
i think the statistic is like 10 if i remember correctly. thats throughout your life time though and who knows how ugly or hot they are.
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#120 to #112 - barracuz ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
has a girl ever comed up to you sayin that she fingered herself thinkin about you??? sorta feels gross man
User avatar #147 to #112 - soupdaddy ONLINE (05/12/2011) [-]
I know the kind of girls who would finger themselves to me. not interested thank you.
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#240 - SkinHeadSonny (05/13/2011) [-]
That happened to me last night, just right when we were about to have sexy time, I didn't have a dick...AT ALL.
#200 - shoebobs (05/13/2011) [-]
<---------- My face when I hear that knock on the door in the morning after one of these dreams.
<---------- My face when I hear that knock on the door in the morning after one of these dreams.
#247 to #200 - SkinHeadSonny (05/13/2011) [-]
TP BOYS!!!! <333333333333
#201 - edzeppelin (05/13/2011) [-]
Then you woke up and you were  
Then you woke up and you were

#17 - maroshi (05/12/2011) [-]
omg so ******* true

i wish i could lucid dream
User avatar #30 to #17 - IshimelofSomewhere (05/12/2011) [-]
tried it once....backfired
User avatar #135 to #30 - maroshi (05/12/2011) [-]
what happend?
User avatar #152 to #135 - IshimelofSomewhere (05/12/2011) [-]
step one in long term success for lucid dreaming is training yourself to remember your dreams. you do this by writing down what you remember dreaming every morning the moment you wake up.
For me the **** i was dreaming was increadably ****** up and mildly disturbing.

one i push past that and start actually lucid dreaming you find out that you can only do **** in you dreams that you have done/seen in real life so sex was out of the question for me.

was still able to have sex in my dreams but it was just an images and audio constructed from different pornos been watched.
This goes for everything in lucid dreaming. because all that dream are are memories being "defragmented".....also never talk to subconscious in your dreams
#414 to #152 - higzyguitarist (05/13/2011) [-]
i feel like i'm listening to a deleted scene from inception
#356 to #152 - imaginariness (05/13/2011) [-]
&quot;never talk to subconscious in your dreams&quot; What happens then?
"never talk to subconscious in your dreams" What happens then?
User avatar #549 to #356 - IshimelofSomewhere (05/13/2011) [-]
basicly everything you repress, are afraid of, or have forgoten about manefests itself in a recognizable form (person, friend, etc). and basicly all of that **** will come back to you as you talk to it. for most people this is a pleasurable experience (like talking to an old friend) as long as you dont ask it what your biggest fear is. But for me it wasnt....
User avatar #550 to #549 - maroshi (05/13/2011) [-]
how the hell would your sub conscious manifest itself in a dream if your not aware of it in the first place?
User avatar #551 to #550 - IshimelofSomewhere (05/13/2011) [-]
acording to some pyciatrist, i forgot his name. There is a shadow self in everyone (google it). basicly basicly you consious mind can repress it but in you dreams you cant.
#522 to #356 - erwinrommell (05/13/2011) [-]
Everybody dies.
User avatar #19 to #17 - pokerfaceanonymous (05/12/2011) [-]
Heres a good way, yet it is pretty damn complicated.
1. Have a good day. Do fun things, but not to exciting, because it will ruin the night's dream.
2.When it is night, at a good time for rest, get a marker, and draw a reasonable dash on your thumb knuckle.
3. Rest. Kind of sleep with the T.V on at a peaceful volume, but look at your hand every few minutes to see if the dash is still there.
4/Repeat in your mind- this is not yet a dream.
5.Repeat 3 and 4.
6.When you think your in an Unlucid dream, try your hardest to look at your thumb knuckle. If you get to see your knuckle....:
1) If the dash is there, you are in an unlucid dream.
2) If it isn't there, and you have forces yourself to see it, you can now control your dream and ect., and
User avatar #21 to #19 - pokerfaceanonymous (05/12/2011) [-]
And you can pretty much do what you want.
This takes MUCH practice, but when you ace it once or twice, you can usually dream lucid like at any time.
User avatar #23 to #21 - maroshi (05/12/2011) [-]
has it worked for you?
User avatar #24 to #23 - pokerfaceanonymous (05/12/2011) [-]
The first few times, no. But I kept trying, and then it started to work, letting me do most of the things I want. But sometimes, through a lucid dream you should NOT think of your fears. It can leak into the dream ( I tried before, I was scared ******** of that fear) and terrorize you.
#25 to #24 - maroshi (05/12/2011) [-]
sounds legit, :)

i shall report back to you in 2 weeks
#26 to #25 - pokerfaceanonymous (05/12/2011) [-]
Good luck :D
Good luck :D
User avatar #318 to #19 - jessiwillia (05/13/2011) [-]
Here's a fact that I learned the hard way;
Do NOT do when you've taken some sort of "knock out" drug, like Nyquil. It can really mess with your dreams. (Maybe it's just me) My uncle taught me when I was like 10 and I like to think I'm very good at lucid dreaming, but when I had a headache and took some Nyquil it made them different.. Like I could still control it, but WEIRD **** would start just popping up. Mickey Mouse, my 3rd grade teacher, etc.
Just a warning I guess lol
#257 to #231 - anon (05/13/2011) [-]
never alone
#151 - vitafix (05/12/2011) [-]
No, there isn't, lol.
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#285 - JustForTheLulz (05/13/2011) [-]
> Standing at locker
> Random guy comes up and tells me the girl I like knows I like her
> Continue putting **** in locker
> Step through doors at top of staircase, she's waiting for me to talk to me
> I run away frantically
> Realize I'm a pussy even in my dreams
User avatar #289 to #285 - vekoma (05/13/2011) [-]
#283 - seanstantine (05/13/2011) [-]
If you could lucid dream you could do her every night.
User avatar #293 to #283 - misterbonzo (05/13/2011) [-]
But aren't lucid dreams hard as hell to do?
#296 to #293 - seanstantine (05/13/2011) [-]
ya lol, i tried for like a week but it got to be too much work.. apparently 95% of people who can do it, use it for porn..
#328 to #296 - anon (05/13/2011) [-]
I lucid dream almost every night, but it's hard as **** to maintain after you realize you're dreaming. You have to keep telling yourself to NOT wake up and take advantage of the fact that you know your dreaming. ****** hard and I am rarely successful.
#351 to #328 - seanstantine (05/13/2011) [-]
i heard that also, that it once you realize you're dreaming its hard to stay focused cause your brain doesn't want you to know or wont let you.. so therefore must take a ton of practise. wish i could do it, i would bang megan fox every night
#321 to #283 - dnf ONLINE (05/13/2011) [-]
that ***** dangerous do it to much and you start thinking realities a dream and start questioning if your awake or not
User avatar #329 to #321 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (05/13/2011) [-]
So a form of inception?
User avatar #333 to #329 - dnf ONLINE (05/13/2011) [-]
yup yup
#305 to #283 - quidhd (05/13/2011) [-]
Lucid dreams are ******* amazing. I get too freaked out by them though. I realized I was dreaming and I was like creeped out by it so I killed myself to wake up. I wish I kept dreaming and dreamt about ******* Megan Fox or something. Oh well.
#281 - nsfwdavid (05/13/2011) [-]
looking for an excuse to use this gif.
looking for an excuse to use this gif.
#211 - cabbager (05/13/2011) [-]
happens too often
#192 - cutetechnoraver (05/13/2011) [-]
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