You Will Shit Marbles. bitch shoulda kept her mouth shut. I' m going to publish that new post I wrote back in Dei: : yon. EDIT: Note my liberal definition of "s You Will Shit Marbles bitch shoulda kept her mouth shut I' m going to publish that new post I wrote back in Dei: : yon EDIT: Note my liberal definition of "s
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You Will Shit Marbles. bitch shoulda kept her mouth shut. I' m going to publish that new post I wrote back in Dei: : yon. EDIT: Note my liberal definition of "s

bitch shoulda kept her mouth shut

I' m going to publish that new post I wrote back in Dei: : yon.
EDIT: Note my liberal definition of "soon."
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Cl (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Anonymous 12/ 18/ 09() h/ ed) 14: 46: 43 No. 1 18143524
My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to
make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that artery morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One
night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started
talking shit, about how I' m no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldnt EVEN feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldnt get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. wwanted to embarrass her as much
as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
wwent to my sons room and got his bad of marbles. athen went to my secret stash and got a bottle ofline. I mouldiest image her
reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered
in all. I got so excited clerked giggled my saluto sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldnt stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh
my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. laas in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and
let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going effin the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet
and stood up Still shitting all place. Marbles rolling all floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said
What the 'aee" ajust laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss allthough.
haha wtf
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User avatar #8 - WarpedHT
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(02/17/2010) [-]
**WarpedHT rolls 154,379,216** "i got so excited i jerked off then giggled my self to sleep" lol what the ****, this is priceless
#741 - Annonimus **User deleted account**
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#58 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(02/17/2010) [-]
he got banned for epicly winning?
so not fair.
User avatar #781 - FJalltheway
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(02/21/2010) [-]
roll "I got so exited i jerked off" WTF???
User avatar #41 - squeaky
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(02/17/2010) [-]
**squeaky rolls 936,301,507**
He never denied having a tiny penis.
User avatar #780 - theonewhosmells
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(02/21/2010) [-]
**theonewhosmells rolls 225,483,608** shoulda put bricks instead of marbles
User avatar #3 - dagold
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(02/17/2010) [-]
Totally worth getting banned for.
#589 - nolife
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(02/17/2010) [-]
"what the **** ***** I just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and said "I'm moving with my auntie and my uncle in Bel-Air"
User avatar #576 - CJMUTCH
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(02/17/2010) [-]
lol we could use her ass in the war, it would be very useful
would probably scare the **** out of all the civilians to see it in action

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#49 - plutogekko
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(02/17/2010) [-]
**plutogekko rolls 508,712,740**
"jerked off and giggled to sleep" was even funnier then the ******** marbles story.
User avatar #66 to #49 - SuperMarioBro
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**SuperMarioBro rolls 385,098,305** i agree