Marketing Genius

i'm sorry

Don't worry,
about a thing
cause every little thing,
is gonna beer alright.

Oh my god, that meme just reminded me of yesterday.

This girl was talking to me and my friend and she mentioned that there was a play going on at the school later. She said you had to pay to come, but the money went to charity. My friend told her "I don't think so, I don't like paying to cum (come)" and she said "well it is for charity" and he said "I know, I'm gonna cum, but I'm not gonna pay to cum" she still didn't get it and then he just said "I'M GONNA CUM!" in the middle of the hallway. Everyone laughed around us, but she STILL DIDN'T GET IT. Then even after she asked what he was talking about and he finally just said he was talking about jacking off, it still seemed to take her a while to get it.

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hahaaa....

i remember the first time i saw that pic, i couldnt stop laughing XD

it gets funnier the longer you look at it

saved

**kamilrulez rolls 795,041,763**
check em

**saxxon rolls 387** Ryuzaki says check em

**kamilrulez rolls 964**
for real this time

**saxxon rolls 497** nah nah nah tihs time, i'm calling in trips from Matsuda

**themightymrplow rolls 35**

This method of rolling dubs has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!

you know how the armstrong family name(which im part of) got its name? the king was in battle and was wounded he went to fall off his horse but with one arm a man put him back on his horse straight. the king made him a lord and gave him a family crest. from then on it was the armstrong family. pretty neat

then maybe you should
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Wow! That's actually pretty cool.

yea i believe its a english name. my scotish girlfriends dad like to talk about his mcenzie line and how the captured a fort without killing anyone. i was like bitch my family reseated a king with one arm and was one of the most feared lords in the land...you ust didnt **** with the armstrongs you'd wake up with a 8 pound ball on the end of a chain stuck in your face just like that braveheart **** ..i hate my Gfs dad..he thinks hes smart and cool when hes really fat stupid and lazy

You sound upset, try rolling dubs to cheer you up!

**saxxon rolls 43** I DEMAND DUBS

You dare deny dubs to a man whos muscles can do this!?

**saxxon rolls 26** **** it i aint even trying

**themightymrplow rolls 12**

You have one last chance before I get angry!

**saxxon rolls 19** do it for L

*roll doubles goddammit!!*

**usefulidiotkid rolls 73** he deserves a second chance

**themightymrplow rolls 50**

This is how you do it >:D

**saxxon rolls 12** you heard me

**themightymrplow rolls 39**

You must be precise with the dubs

**saxxon rolls 09** well duh..

**themightymrplow rolls 10**

How have neither of us gotten these yet?

**TheCheeseMaster rolls 99** Guys, it's easy. Just roll Dubs!

WHAT?!

**saxxon rolls 84** oh i get it, thanks man

I'll Use the Heart of the cards to summon dubs
*roll 2*

**prseaking rolls 10**

Captured

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2088823/Cheese+is+magic/

**theCelebratedMrK rolls 32**

me too

Round is a shape.

CYLINDRICAL!

miller lite tastes like **** .

so you drink jizz

he does

vodka! my favorite liquor

but try different beer, not all is ****