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#23 - gerdinn

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(05/08/2011)[-]

We're no strangers to beer, you know the ales, and so do I

#25 to #23 - gerdinn

Reply+26

(05/08/2011)[-]

Don't worry,
about a thing
cause every little thing,
is gonna beer alright.

#100 to #25 - anon id: f79df321

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(05/08/2011)[-]

Don't worry, beer happy now!
dooooooo doo doo do dOOoooOOooOOOo
Don't worry
OoooOOOooo
Beer happy!
OO00oooo
Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note by note, ah don't worry
bibbi de bi bup de bo
Beer happy
Don't worry beer happy now

#28 to #23 - anon id: c341ce59

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(05/08/2011)[-]

**** i lost the game

#41 to #28 - hivihauir

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#24 - anon id: 37b0ea07

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(05/08/2011)[-]

"Because there's twice as much of beer"
"there's twice as much of beer"
"twice as much of beer"
"as much of beer"
"much of beer"
"of beer"
"of"
Why is there an "of" in the sentence?

#52 to #24 - fungusamongus [OP]

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(05/08/2011)[-]

i'm sorry

#273 to #52 - ryzukuu

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#8 - pandazero

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(05/07/2011)[-]

Two cans of beer, tasty.

#10 to #8 - Xedan

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(05/07/2011)[-]

Oh my god, that meme just reminded me of yesterday.

This girl was talking to me and my friend and she mentioned that there was a play going on at the school later. She said you had to pay to come, but the money went to charity. My friend told her "I don't think so, I don't like paying to cum (come)" and she said "well it is for charity" and he said "I know, I'm gonna cum, but I'm not gonna pay to cum" she still didn't get it and then he just said "I'M GONNA CUM!" in the middle of the hallway. Everyone laughed around us, but she STILL DIDN'T GET IT. Then even after she asked what he was talking about and he finally just said he was talking about jacking off, it still seemed to take her a while to get it.

sexobliviousrhino.jpg

#39 to #10 - swbite

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#4 - steezmachine

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(05/07/2011)[-]

#54 - thearmydude

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(05/08/2011)[-]

Toucans of beer you say?

#75 to #54 - fuckberries

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(05/08/2011)[-]

hahaaa....

#263 - metabeetle

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#268 to #263 - imaedsomepoos

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(05/08/2011)[-]

i remember the first time i saw that pic, i couldnt stop laughing XD

#297 to #268 - desviper

Reply+1

(05/08/2011)[-]

it gets funnier the longer you look at it

#276 - webfeet

Reply+18

(05/08/2011)[-]

ill just have one beer

#309 to #276 - godworshipsme

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#165 - thesuperpizzaman

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(05/08/2011)[-]

**thesuperpizzaman rolls 907,240,759** check check check 'em

#166 to #165 - kamilrulez

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(05/08/2011)[-]

**kamilrulez rolls 795,041,763**
check em

#167 to #166 - saxxon

Reply0

(05/08/2011)[-]

**saxxon rolls 387** Ryuzaki says check em

#168 to #167 - kamilrulez

Reply0

(05/08/2011)[-]

**kamilrulez rolls 964**
for real this time

#170 to #168 - saxxon

Reply0

(05/08/2011)[-]

**saxxon rolls 497** nah nah nah tihs time, i'm calling in trips from Matsuda

#171 to #170 - themightymrplow

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(05/08/2011)[-]

**themightymrplow rolls 35**

This method of rolling dubs has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!

#180 to #171 - DevilsCalling

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(05/08/2011)[-]

you know how the armstrong family name(which im part of) got its name? the king was in battle and was wounded he went to fall off his horse but with one arm a man put him back on his horse straight. the king made him a lord and gave him a family crest. from then on it was the armstrong family. pretty neat

#204 to #180 - cubanmustache

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#210 to #204 - DevilsCalling

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#212 to #210 - cubanmustache

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#214 to #212 - DevilsCalling

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(05/08/2011)[-]

then maybe you should
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#215 to #214 - cubanmustache

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#219 to #215 - DevilsCalling

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(05/08/2011)[-]

#185 to #180 - themightymrplow

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(05/08/2011)[-]

Wow! That's actually pretty cool.

#194 to #185 - DevilsCalling

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(05/08/2011)[-]

yea i believe its a english name. my scotish girlfriends dad like to talk about his mcenzie line and how the captured a fort without killing anyone. i was like bitch my family reseated a king with one arm and was one of the most feared lords in the land...you ust didnt **** with the armstrongs you'd wake up with a 8 pound ball on the end of a chain stuck in your face just like that braveheart ****..i hate my Gfs dad..he thinks hes smart and cool when hes really fat stupid and lazy

#198 to #194 - themightymrplow

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(05/08/2011)[-]

You sound upset, try rolling dubs to cheer you up!

#172 to #171 - saxxon

Reply0

(05/08/2011)[-]

**saxxon rolls 43** I DEMAND DUBS

#179 to #172 - themightymrplow

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(05/08/2011)[-]

You dare deny dubs to a man whos muscles can do this!?