Me in math mass today,
Hey Guys, wanna hear a
math tea chef
The Titanic was actually carrying 100, 000 jars of
mayonnaise from England to Mexico, and intended to
drop it all off after its stop in America. Now we all know
the tragedy that endured. When the Mexicans found out,
they were disheartened that they
created a national holiday to mourn
and named it Cinco "Mayo".
Oh, *that' s* why they
call it that.