Hard to be a MAN. at least we can pee standing up i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!. It' s tough to be a Man Do you know how toug
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Hard to be a MAN

at least we can pee standing up
i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!

It' s tough to be a Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man,,,'? If you put a woman
on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you' re a
male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you' re a pansy. If you
work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don' t work
enough, you' re a bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets
a job ahead of you, it' s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it' s sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it' s male indifference.
If you cry, you' re a wimp. If you don' t, you' re an insensitive
bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you' re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she' s a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn' t enjoy, that' s
domination. If she asks you, it' s a favor,
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you' re
pervert. If you don' t, you' re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you' re
sexist. If you don' t, you' re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you' re vain. If you don' t,
you' re a slab,
If you buy her flowers, you' re after something. If you don' t,
you' re not thoughtful.
If you' re proud of your achievements, you' re full of yourself. If
you don' t, you' re not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she' s tired. If you have a headache, you
don' t love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you' re oversexed. if you don' t, there
must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! I I I I I I .. THEY WANT TO!!
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#14 - stewpid (05/03/2011) [+] (35 replies)
at least our genital didn't bleed every month
#672 - legitlolz (05/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
You forgot something. Relationships.

If you dump her, you're a dick. If she dumps you, it must be because you're a dick. It can't be because she's a bitch.

If she cheats on you, It's your fault for not meeting her needs. If you cheat on her, you are a ****** up, perverted douchewad.

And finally, divorce.
She gets half you're hard earned money, whether she ****** it all up or not. and she gets the kids, and the deed to the house. And what do we get? Her ******* credit card debt, the mortgage, and child support.

Dude. W.T.F
#577 - marcymami (05/04/2011) [+] (9 replies)
wow. the "women" youre trying to describe in this post sounds like a whiny, complaining bitch. i hate women like that. and since a lot of people stereotype all women to be like this, i hate being a girl. if youre with a man, and complaining about his habits, then leave him goddammit. dont stay there and ruin his life. geez. its that freaking simple.
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#2 - anonymous (05/03/2011) [+] (15 replies)
childbirth, periods, favorited target for domestic violence, bullying, murder, rape, never looks good enough, never smart enough, never thought to be capable, left for someone younger, constantly badgered to submit, thought to have only one purpose: to breed.


**** your problems
#6 to #2 - magicmace (05/03/2011) [-]
when they are on their period we suffer too
we get bullied too
we get murdered too
its not rape because we like it :I
left for some one richer
thought to have every purpose, make money, support family, etc
dunno what badgered means, so I'm not gonna touch on that one, and I'm to lazy to google.

#567 - NinjaWizard (05/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#391 - burnboy (05/04/2011) [-]
<---- Solves everything
#275 - allthekingsanons (05/03/2011) [-]
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#435 - amethystln (05/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Men, if you find a woman who does all these things, I wouldn't blame you if you dumped her as fast as you could. But the truth is that not all of us are feministic, uncaring, attention-whoring bitches.

Just quit telling us to get back to the kitchen. Respect earns respect, and who knows, you may get a sammich out of the deal.
#284 - yadablablablablah (05/03/2011) [+] (8 replies)
This makes me feel sorry for guys. I mean we have some problems, like the whole slut thing if we have sex with too many guys, but nothing we shouldn't be able to deal with. I think some girls need to see this list and realise things from the other point of view. And toughen the **** up. Yes PMS sucks. Yes get over it and move on.
#214 - Zarazza (05/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#103 - deadguyseven ONLINE (05/03/2011) [-]
but then this comes in play and makes it funny
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