Hard to be a MAN. at least we can pee standing up i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!. It' s tough to be a Man Do you know how toug
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Hard to be a MAN

 
Hard to be a MAN. at least we can pee standing up i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!. It' s tough to be a Man Do you know how toug

at least we can pee standing up
i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!

It' s tough to be a Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man,,,'? If you put a woman
on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you' re a
male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you' re a pansy. If you
work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don' t work
enough, you' re a bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets
a job ahead of you, it' s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it' s sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it' s male indifference.
If you cry, you' re a wimp. If you don' t, you' re an insensitive
bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you' re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she' s a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn' t enjoy, that' s
domination. If she asks you, it' s a favor,
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you' re
pervert. If you don' t, you' re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you' re
sexist. If you don' t, you' re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you' re vain. If you don' t,
you' re a slab,
If you buy her flowers, you' re after something. If you don' t,
you' re not thoughtful.
If you' re proud of your achievements, you' re full of yourself. If
you don' t, you' re not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she' s tired. If you have a headache, you
don' t love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you' re oversexed. if you don' t, there
must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! I I I I I I .. THEY WANT TO!!
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#391 - burnboy (05/04/2011) [-]
<---- Solves everything
#275 - allthekingsanons (05/03/2011) [-]
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#214 - Zarazza (05/03/2011) [-]
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#260 to #214 - Lordvain (05/03/2011) [-]
yay kilplixsm
#293 to #214 - anon (05/03/2011) [-]
What game is that?
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#318 to #293 - grammarbunchie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#510 - jettripleseven (05/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #521 to #510 - abiku (05/04/2011) [-]
who is this? i saw one of her videos, but i forgot her name.
#203 - ooteltonoo (05/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #209 to #206 - rhymenoceros (05/03/2011) [-]
Its funny because you can't read
#672 - legitlolz (05/04/2011) [-]
You forgot something. Relationships.

If you dump her, you're a dick. If she dumps you, it must be because you're a dick. It can't be because she's a bitch.

If she cheats on you, It's your fault for not meeting her needs. If you cheat on her, you are a ****** up, perverted douchewad.

And finally, divorce.
She gets half you're hard earned money, whether she ****** it all up or not. and she gets the kids, and the deed to the house. And what do we get? Her ******* credit card debt, the mortgage, and child support.

Dude. W.T.F
#701 to #672 - saminzgirl (05/04/2011) [-]
I love your picture! Also, all true true true!
#684 to #672 - piedside (05/04/2011) [-]
Thumbs for you.
#285 - killertpu (05/03/2011) [-]
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#279 - dcdude (05/03/2011) [-]
well at least or penises dont start spewing blood every month ..... well at least mine doesnt
#594 - keeperbozzy (05/04/2011) [-]
this right here is why i think it sucks to be a man
#616 to #594 - anon (05/04/2011) [-]
you want to be a woman?
User avatar #599 to #594 - eklyvaldur (05/04/2011) [-]
At least men aren't expected to shave their legs. It takes forever!
User avatar #630 to #599 - keeperbozzy (05/04/2011) [-]
dont talk to me about shaving. girls have no idea how ******* scary it is to shave a ballsack... the most terrifying experience ever!!! worse than anything a girl would ever have to shave for sure
User avatar #640 to #630 - gmarrox (05/04/2011) [-]
Dude, nicking your balls is the scariest feeling ever. I have to spend 30 minutes assessing the damage.
User avatar #649 to #630 - diarrheachaplain (05/04/2011) [-]
HOLY MOTHER OF KAZAAN
just thinking about it makes me shudder
User avatar #639 to #630 - eklyvaldur (05/04/2011) [-]
So... don't shave it. Men aren't really expected by the whole of society to do that.

The social pressure for a woman to shave her legs however is overwhelming.
User avatar #655 to #639 - keeperbozzy (05/04/2011) [-]
nobody is going to suck your balls if they look like osama bin ladens beard. just saying
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#778 to #723 - keeperbozzy (05/04/2011) [-]
what a trooper
User avatar #660 to #655 - eklyvaldur (05/04/2011) [-]
Which means you find the end result worth the trouble, it's a simple bonus. And on that if you dont bother doing for a few weeks because you don't feel like it, you're fine.

If a woman skips shaving her legs for a few weeks and wears shorts because it's hot outside, everyone will stare at her.
User avatar #617 to #599 - diarrheachaplain (05/04/2011) [-]
At least woman aren't expected to shave their faces with murderous chainsaw like razor blades.
User avatar #628 to #617 - eklyvaldur (05/04/2011) [-]
Men aren't expected to wax between their legs.
#624 to #617 - anon (05/04/2011) [-]
suck it up! Or are you not a REAL man?
#14 - stewpid (05/03/2011) [-]
at least our genital didn't bleed every month
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User avatar #57 to #51 - jopemon (05/03/2011) [-]
I hate you, i just managed to forget that awful day.
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#67 to #57 - donttrollme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #76 to #67 - jopemon (05/03/2011) [-]
There's 5???? what the hell is wrong with people.
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User avatar #38 to #28 - dzamie (05/03/2011) [-]
Well sure. That recurring incident with the table saw couldn't have happened for much more than a year.
User avatar #335 to #14 - anonhaterr (05/04/2011) [-]
all the times we get hit in the balls makes up for that
User avatar #26 to #14 - daentraya (05/03/2011) [-]
Dont forget the cramps.. They ******* hurt too :(
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User avatar #59 to #53 - YurBuddy (05/03/2011) [-]
A cramp from somebody talking/arguing/yelling at you?
I love your logic.
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#269 to #77 - Jolt (05/03/2011) [-]
because I swear like a sailor when I'm happy too!
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#75 to #66 - YurBuddy (05/03/2011) [-]
*Clears throat*
Okay you wen't onto the topic of cramps then after about seven words you changed to headaches. Cramps aren't headaches.
Please you inbred ******** stay on topic.
Also if I need to learn a thing or two take the time to read your post.
You completely FAIL at grammar.
If you wan't I can translate my paragraph to match your retardedness.
****** ***** ***** HEACHES HURR ****** !
Moron.
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User avatar #88 to #82 - YurBuddy (05/03/2011) [-]
If ***** is a slag then why didn't you put quotations around it?
Also NO it does NOT need a comma there, dumbass.
Also before you criticize me about grammar and when you fail at trying to correct me, fix up your own grammar.
AGAIN cramps cannot result from headaches you twat.
You do NOT need to put two spaces after a period you incompetent cunt.
I cannot begin to explain the amount of fail of grammar in your sentence.
Stop commenting idiot.
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#218 to #105 - ohhhitsandrewww (05/03/2011) [-]
Clearly nobody wants you here. So just stop trying to prove people wrong when your logic sucks ass and you can't spell for **** .
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#398 to #240 - ohhhitsandrewww (05/04/2011) [-]
Well it looks like everyone thinks that your a raging homosexual according to the feedback your getting from me and a couple other people. I don't think anyone else ever would take your side in that argument. And just because you have more thumbs total than me on FunnyJunk doesn't mean everyone adores you. Why don't you go brag to your friends about all your thumbs?
Well it looks like everyone thinks that your a raging homosexual according to the feedback your getting from me and a couple other people. I don't think anyone else ever would take your side in that argument. And just because you have more thumbs total than me on FunnyJunk doesn't mean everyone adores you. Why don't you go brag to your friends about all your thumbs?
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User avatar #798 to #544 - ohhhitsandrewww (05/04/2011) [-]
I agree...
User avatar #677 to #240 - Valkodu (05/04/2011) [-]
More people like you? Let me read you a little excerpt from your page:
"Unliked by Funnyjunk because user has gotten too many thumbs down."
Now, what were you saying?
User avatar #276 to #105 - Jolt (05/03/2011) [-]
I have a question.
Can headaches be classified as headaches?

This is literally what you've been stating to read. I'm asuming that what you mean is that headaches can be classified as cramps.
I'm trying to research this now, but what seems to be the problem is that the only muscle contracting type of headache is classified as either episodic or chronic. Both of theses means it repeats in a pattern. And as you know, a cramp is defined as "A painful, involuntary muscle contraction."
User avatar #573 to #276 - Kleenexes (05/04/2011) [-]
I think that's his case; it hurts every time he thinks.
#307 to #105 - wiinor (05/03/2011) [-]
your name is&quot;dont-troll-me&quot;. yet i cant tell weather your trolling, or stupid.
your name is"dont-troll-me". yet i cant tell weather your trolling, or stupid.

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User avatar #408 to #357 - wanpo (05/04/2011) [-]
You can be whatever ******* level you want, you're still a dumbass.
User avatar #800 to #408 - Jolt (05/04/2011) [-]
You're avatar works so well! XD
User avatar #805 to #105 - YurBuddy (05/05/2011) [-]
Headaches can be classified as headaches?
Again if you don't care about grammar then why are you correcting me on it?
Hypocrite.
I have also read your other comments along the way.....
You fail at the internet AND life.
Faggot.
#79 to #66 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (05/03/2011) [-]
cramps are stomach pains you dolt...
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#486 - ohhahafunny (05/04/2011) [-]
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#298 - anon (05/03/2011) [-]
*sigh* If your a guy don't put up with this stuff. Find someone who isn't a complainer. If your a girl just accept your guy for who he is. You shouldn't try to change him. Oh, and if their are any feminists, there was a time for feminism now is not one of them. We are humans we should be united not seperated over dumb things.
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