Hard to be a MAN. at least we can pee standing up i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!. It' s tough to be a Man Do you know how toug Hard to be a MAN at least we can pee standing up i had NO idea this would get big Men of the world UNITE!!! It' s tough Man Do you know how toug
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Hard to be a MAN. at least we can pee standing up i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!. It' s tough to be a Man Do you know how toug

at least we can pee standing up
i had NO idea this would get this big. Men of the world UNITE!!!

It' s tough to be a Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man,,,'? If you put a woman
on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you' re a
male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you' re a pansy. If you
work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don' t work
enough, you' re a bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets
a job ahead of you, it' s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it' s sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it' s male indifference.
If you cry, you' re a wimp. If you don' t, you' re an insensitive
bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you' re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she' s a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn' t enjoy, that' s
domination. If she asks you, it' s a favor,
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you' re
pervert. If you don' t, you' re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you' re
sexist. If you don' t, you' re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you' re vain. If you don' t,
you' re a slab,
If you buy her flowers, you' re after something. If you don' t,
you' re not thoughtful.
If you' re proud of your achievements, you' re full of yourself. If
you don' t, you' re not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she' s tired. If you have a headache, you
don' t love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you' re oversexed. if you don' t, there
must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! I I I I I I .. THEY WANT TO!!
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Views: 42604 Submitted: 05/03/2011