Poetry. For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br /> Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. T poetry in motion oh my God How did we Even continue with that
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Poetry

Poetry. For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br /> Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. T

For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br />
Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. That's pretty epic. Thanks everyone.

roses are red,
mists are blue,
sandmich is tasty
rhyming is hard l
l Roses are red
rhyming is easy
hell.
Because cheesiness sums.
and yew Mum does as well.
tr r
and knows it
everytime she sees my dick
she drops dawn and blows it
51 However. it deth take a while.
For she always has a giant smile,
when she sees little cock,
Less than an inch when hard as a rock.
this is getting lame
justlike yourmom
mu Bestthe game
Touche fine sir,
That was quite clever.
continue
Doolittle endeavour.
l l ) nuenue
as mu request
eati must warn mu
youve. not seen my pest
as its t) ecomony quite cool.
The last man standing.
shall be the ens that rube... s.
4117* '. are -johnnyrapture '.'
I This iswag
i must warn mu
at yew own risk
Wu may continue
v. iat -Conorkluth z '..
There is he risk,
fer we' re soonly matched.
But alas. I must tell yeu.
My plan has new hatched.
H" r sir
ferbs are seethrough
this is already eater
you just dent have a clue
P/ / e already been ,
estaban .
Leeks like that person.
missed all overhypes.
jrt
Here' s a secend verse.
to threw yeti off guard.
There' s do,
l whata pity
we could be famous
its timeto
this could
now strap en yew beets
and prepare yourather
l The ' s doth fail,
Ferne are tee good.
in poetry.
Little John and Robin Heed.
Alas. I sayme stop,
for my patience has ended.
yeti the victor.
My creativly is mended.
Ferne notdane poetry,
So Athankyou, kind sir.
me find,
The rhythm I needed.
to create ens mere verse.
Elonalas. I new stop.
and meliss. I dd purse!
I '/C) deemed worthy
are done
now let mend
Thiswas much fun
thatis fershure
But newi must say
good day to mu sir
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User avatar #70 - ConorKluth (02/16/2010) [-]
So uh, yeah.
Thanks everyone who enjoyed this, the full post, not the half-hearted stolen one.

Hope you enjoyed the read, credit goes to Johnny too, of course.

And uh.... thanks. :D
User avatar #86 to #70 - Ricky Bobby (02/16/2010) [-]
OMG! THERE HE IS! THE GUY FROM THE PICTURE!
HOLY TITBALLS! :D
#89 to #70 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
OMG IS THE RHYMING JESUS
#71 to #70 - IroyCraz (02/16/2010) [-]
I think you won, you where much more creative.
You can see by my spelling, I'm am not a native.
User avatar #1 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]
Definately not my typical monday morning...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]
My Monday afternoon was actually exciting for once.
User avatar #3 to #2 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]
i'm guessing you live across the ocean?
User avatar #4 to #3 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]
I do indeed. I'm guessing by the fact it's morning for you, you're west coast US?
User avatar #5 to #4 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]
maryland.......yup........snowed in like a mother right now....which explains all my free time..........
User avatar #6 to #5 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]
Ahh. I'm on half term at the moment. We had some snow earlier, but nothing that settled. :o
User avatar #7 to #6 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]
weve had two blizzards this past week, we're gonna get a half foot of snow tonight, and there's another blizzard-type storm on its way.....so as soon as i dig myself out of this city i'm gonna hit al gore with a snow shovel for lying about global waming.....
User avatar #9 to #7 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]
We had all our snow in December. Now it's just the crappy powdery stuff that doesn't actually land. :O

Give him a whack for me too.
User avatar #11 to #9 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]
will do good sir
User avatar #12 to #11 - noamk (02/15/2010) [-]
lucky bastards in the U.S
we don't have any snow in israel
nothing!
User avatar #14 to #12 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]
pros and cons of snow:

pros: its pretty to look at

cons: -its ******* cold
-its a bitch to shovel
-i could open any of my doors to get outside for 3 days
-lost power
-lost phone
-falling on ice sucks ass
-by body is killing me from shoveling this ****


I think you are the lucky one sir
User avatar #15 to #14 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]
BUT IT'S PRETTEH!11
User avatar #27 to #15 - GazzManX (02/15/2010) [-]
......i read ConorKluth's and johnnyrapture's first few comments as if i was still reading the poems! hahaha! *face palm*

i failed!
User avatar #20 to #15 - maggotchapel (02/15/2010) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #16 to #15 - noamk (02/15/2010) [-]
indeed it is, quite quite PRETEHH!
#19 to #16 - beatlesrock (02/15/2010) [-]
i kno its PRETTAH
#21 to #19 - anon (02/15/2010) [-]
CHAIN BREAKER!!!!

captcha tasty
#22 to #21 - anon (02/15/2010) [-]
i just fixed it.

captcha: sleep
#24 to #22 - anon (02/15/2010) [-]
with gorilla glue.
#28 to #24 - anon (02/15/2010) [-]
epic chain is epic
#38 to #28 - anon (02/15/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
User avatar #44 to #38 - mynameiz (02/15/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER BREAKER!! HYAAAAAH~
#53 to #44 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
<---has anybody else noticed the huge monolith looking purple bar on the left?
#51 to #44 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
*************** retarded!
User avatar #8 to #5 - noamk (02/15/2010) [-]
i suggest a continuation of this fine challenge born of boredom
who shall join me?
User avatar #10 to #8 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]
Too bored. :o
User avatar #31 to #5 - pwnthatbetch (02/15/2010) [-]
Woah awesome poet lives in the same state as me.
#25 - anon (02/15/2010) [-]
**** harry potter.
+5
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#67 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
I have found a real-life troll.
#13 - delimoo (02/15/2010) [-]
this is epi-... this is wi... hmm... I can't seem to think of a good word for this :(
User avatar #54 - YourUnforgotten (02/16/2010) [-]
Epic Win has been achieved.

*WARNING*

Being in close proximity to Epic Win may induce laughter and or awe. Prolonged exposure to Epic Win may have side effects. Please consult your doctor to see if you are at risk.
User avatar #52 - Drperky (02/16/2010) [-]
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'll **** you with a broom.
#55 to #52 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
violets are blue
roses are red,
too late, homo, for pedobear now has his dick up your ass.
something that rhymes with red.
User avatar #43 - wowitspeterson (02/15/2010) [-]
I write poems because I never get laid,

I guess I did one time, but that time I paid.
#99 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
theres a lot of poems now
i have just got started
just like all ur rhymes
they are simply retarded
#33 - anon (02/15/2010) [-]
This is really cool. i would have been done awhile ago. Great job guys. :) i give you both props :P
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User avatar #98 - OneHundredandFifty (02/16/2010) [-]
i find haikus hard
maybe i'm not a poet
refrigerator
User avatar #72 - razzmatazz (02/16/2010) [-]
WOOOOOOW!
this picture's the **** !
i wish i could rhyme
i just can't quite grasp it
#73 to #72 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
you rhyme just fine
it's your meter that's off
just need some practice
now time to wack off
User avatar #74 to #73 - razzmatazz (02/16/2010) [-]
my meter, what's that?
it sounds quite technical
oh dear and oh dear
i'm in quite a pickle!
User avatar #75 to #74 - yourociroll (02/16/2010) [-]
I think you have lost,
not only the game
but you have lost
at rhyming for fame.
User avatar #77 to #75 - SnakeVenom (02/16/2010) [-]
room for one more,
time for me to step in,
are you ready for more,
It'll end with a fin,
#80 to #77 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
but what u don't know
is that this is fun
so pack up your bags
and just ******* run.
#83 to #80 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
this poem gets cooler
creepy and sad
sort of like jacking it
with dear old dad
#85 to #83 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
you have a messed up
imagination
did your mother force
your ejaculation?
#88 to #85 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
this poem is stupid
it should've been done
this poem is so ******* gay
i got herpes simplex one
#95 to #88 - addf (02/16/2010) [-]
you must be mistaking
this poem for a whore
just like your mom
who i **** through the back door
User avatar #100 to #95 - ConorKluth (02/16/2010) [-]
Y'all try quite hard,
and it's not a bad try.
But best leave it to me,
or you'll all start to cry.
#101 to #100 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
you are amazing
definitly not a fake
but keep up the cockiness
and ill **** you with a rake
#102 to #101 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
my poetry is sickprofessional at best
lay down your rhymesput it at rest
this is the endfor your skills conerkluth
bring your "A" gameits gonna get tough
i hate you harry potteryour ******* dumb
ill take you all nightjust like your mum
User avatar #103 to #102 - SnakeVenom (02/16/2010) [-]
Keep it up if you dare,
You'll be rendered to tears
I am the nightmare
Lets bring out the fears
#84 to #80 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
It is my time to rhyme
I can't because I suck
I am now like the FUUU meme
And now i am going to eat a duck
User avatar #81 to #77 - Kleptopath (02/16/2010) [-]
well it must be my turn now
this is going to be hard
because I don't ryme things
User avatar #49 - PedoSaur (02/16/2010) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like to get head
From girls and boys too!
User avatar #96 - akokulit (02/16/2010) [-]
Anyone tried to rap while reading?
#65 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
bricks...
#64 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
way to go
#62 - anon (02/16/2010) [-]
sdfghvbjnklhgf APPLEZ
User avatar #46 - kablamber (02/15/2010) [-]
**** Yeah
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