Poetry. For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br /> Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. T
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Poetry

For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br />
Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. That's pretty epic. Thanks everyone.

roses are red,
mists are blue,
sandmich is tasty
rhyming is hard l
l Roses are red
rhyming is easy
hell.
Because cheesiness sums.
and yew Mum does as well.
tr r
and knows it
everytime she sees my dick
she drops dawn and blows it
51 However. it deth take a while.
For she always has a giant smile,
when she sees little cock,
Less than an inch when hard as a rock.
this is getting lame
justlike yourmom
mu Bestthe game
Touche fine sir,
That was quite clever.
continue
Doolittle endeavour.
l l ) nuenue
as mu request
eati must warn mu
youve. not seen my pest
as its t) ecomony quite cool.
The last man standing.
shall be the ens that rube... s.
4117* '. are -johnnyrapture '.'
I This iswag
i must warn mu
at yew own risk
Wu may continue
v. iat -Conorkluth z '..
There is he risk,
fer we' re soonly matched.
But alas. I must tell yeu.
My plan has new hatched.
H" r sir
ferbs are seethrough
this is already eater
you just dent have a clue
P/ / e already been ,
estaban .
Leeks like that person.
missed all overhypes.
jrt
Here' s a secend verse.
to threw yeti off guard.
There' s do,
l whata pity
we could be famous
its timeto
this could
now strap en yew beets
and prepare yourather
l The ' s doth fail,
Ferne are tee good.
in poetry.
Little John and Robin Heed.
Alas. I sayme stop,
for my patience has ended.
yeti the victor.
My creativly is mended.
Ferne notdane poetry,
So Athankyou, kind sir.
me find,
The rhythm I needed.
to create ens mere verse.
Elonalas. I new stop.
and meliss. I dd purse!
I '/C) deemed worthy
are done
now let mend
Thiswas much fun
thatis fershure
But newi must say
good day to mu sir
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#17 - anonymous (02/15/2010) [+] (5 replies)
What ! No C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERs ?
I am disaopointed
User avatar #18 to #17 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]
I was epic cool with my editing and cut them out. In the original, there's two combo breakers. >:O
User avatar #70 - ConorKluth (02/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
So uh, yeah.
Thanks everyone who enjoyed this, the full post, not the half-hearted stolen one.

Hope you enjoyed the read, credit goes to Johnny too, of course.

And uh.... thanks. :D
User avatar #1 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [+] (26 replies)
Definately not my typical monday morning...........
#56 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER! YOU LOSE THE GAME. I WIN
User avatar #59 to #56 - YourUnforgotten (02/16/2010) [-]
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-O **** YOURSELF!
+5
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#90 - uglypidgeon (02/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i think you should know
when i am in my flow
youre mum go's low
sucking my stick when i look below
#94 to #90 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
I think yo all should shut the **** up
and get this lame **** off FunnyJunk.
User avatar #72 - razzmatazz (02/16/2010) [+] (24 replies)
WOOOOOOW!
this picture's the **** !
i wish i could rhyme
i just can't quite grasp it
User avatar #75 to #74 - yourociroll (02/16/2010) [-]
I think you have lost,
not only the game
but you have lost
at rhyming for fame.
User avatar #54 - YourUnforgotten (02/16/2010) [-]
Epic Win has been achieved.

*WARNING*

Being in close proximity to Epic Win may induce laughter and or awe. Prolonged exposure to Epic Win may have side effects. Please consult your doctor to see if you are at risk.
User avatar #52 - Drperky (02/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'll **** you with a broom.
#55 to #52 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
violets are blue
roses are red,
too late, homo, for ******** now has his dick up your ass.
something that rhymes with red.
#25 - anonymous (02/15/2010) [-]
**** harry potter.
#13 - delimoo (02/15/2010) [-]
this is epi-... this is wi... hmm... I can't seem to think of a good word for this :(
#67 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
I have found a real-life troll.
User avatar #43 - wowitspeterson (02/15/2010) [-]
I write poems because I never get laid,

I guess I did one time, but that time I paid.
User avatar #34 - MrRambow (02/15/2010) [+] (10 replies)
good job reposting something in the top page...retard. and heres my proof:
[url deleted]
User avatar #66 to #34 - ConorKluth (02/16/2010) [-]
The fact that you stole something that me and Johnny did, posted it BEFORE it was finished, and now cry over it makes you one of the biggest losers I know, to be honest. o.O
#99 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
theres a lot of poems now
i have just got started
just like all ur rhymes
they are simply retarded
User avatar #45 - Buttercupbubbles (02/15/2010) [+] (7 replies)
This is the BIGGEST repost fail............ Or win however you look at it. Either way this is already on the tops posted by someone else and somehow the SAME pic mmakes it up at the same time??????? ******* GAY
#58 to #45 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
no, dumbass... the first pic was the first half. welcome to the 2nd have.
#33 - anonymous (02/15/2010) [-]
This is really cool. i would have been done awhile ago. Great job guys. :) i give you both props :P
#65 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
bricks...
#64 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
way to go
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