Blonde Joke. :EDIT:Thanks for getting me to the Front Page for the first time.. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She s
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Blonde Joke

Blonde Joke. :EDIT:Thanks for getting me to the Front Page for the first time.. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She s

:EDIT:Thanks for getting me to the Front Page for the first time.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer. She says she' s going to Europe on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow , 000. The bank officer
says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so
the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car
is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title,
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan. The bank' s president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a
000 Rolls as collateral against a , 000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank' s
underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
blonde returns and repays the , 000 and the interest, which
comes to . 41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow
000?" The blond replies-" Where else in New York City
can I park my car for two weeks for only . 41 and expect
it to be there when I return?"
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Submitted: 04/29/2011
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#32 - MasterManiac (04/30/2011) [-]
Posted this joke about a month ago. Got 7 thumbs up.
User avatar #45 to #32 - thenedman (04/30/2011) [-]
same here dude, there is such an element of luck involved
User avatar #35 to #32 - Aratix (04/30/2011) [-]
I WILL AVENGE YOU BROTHER!
i have thumbed up all your content.
#16 - LuckyStrikes (04/30/2011) [-]
A smart, blonde, multimillionaire woman
User avatar #1 - Cid (04/30/2011) [-]
Wait...but...that's kind of smart....
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#13 - seljek (04/30/2011) [-]
Blondes aren't that smart.
#38 - AdminAnonymous (04/30/2011) [-]
Wait, a smart blond?
#12 - ScottPilgrim (04/30/2011) [-]
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#10 - John Cena (04/30/2011) [-]
that's actually pretty smart
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User avatar #7 - timmibal (04/30/2011) [-]
Thumbed for funny, but that's originally a jew joke.
#26 - braviary (04/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #26 - uberninja (04/30/2011) [-]
I didn't read because I recognized it from the dozens of times I've seen it before.
User avatar #15 - lyricalxxxxanarchy (04/30/2011) [-]
the original joke was about a business man with a red ferrari. nice try though
User avatar #6 - misteranderson (04/30/2011) [-]
Clever girl..
#43 - Justsomedudee (04/30/2011) [-]
<< Face of the Loan Officer when she told him about the parking
<< Face of the Loan Officer when she told him about the parking
#46 - evangiggedy (04/30/2011) [-]
that is the greatest thing iv heard today
#5 - okken (04/30/2011) [-]
Well, if she's so rich, why the hell doesn't she just park her car in her underground garage by her mansion? And just take a limo to the airport... <.<
#20 - RefrainFromTouchin (04/30/2011) [-]
Apparently she has never heard of a garage...
#21 to #20 - jimmyzlolx (04/30/2011) [-]
the parking garages are crazaay in nyc. its like 40 bucks for 12 hours.
User avatar #37 - murrayo (04/30/2011) [-]
So if she is a multimillionaire wouldn't she like have a mansion with a garage to keep it in ?
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