Blonde Joke. :EDIT:Thanks for getting me to the Front Page for the first time.. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She s Blonde Joke :EDIT:Thanks for getting me to the Front Page first time A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks loan officer She s
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Blonde Joke. :EDIT:Thanks for getting me to the Front Page for the first time.. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She s

:EDIT:Thanks for getting me to the Front Page for the first time.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer. She says she' s going to Europe on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow , 000. The bank officer
says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so
the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car
is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title,
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan. The bank' s president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a
000 Rolls as collateral against a , 000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank' s
underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
blonde returns and repays the , 000 and the interest, which
comes to . 41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow
000?" The blond replies-" Where else in New York City
can I park my car for two weeks for only . 41 and expect
it to be there when I return?"
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Views: 9947 Submitted: 04/29/2011