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Why the long face?" The horse does not A duck walks
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Submitted: 04/27/2011
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#11 - steelguttey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 - misteranderson (04/28/2011) [-]
1. Take a series of jokes from anti jokes.com
2. Put them in a ****** series of unordered bubbles.
3. ?????
4. PROFIT.
#7 - biospike (04/27/2011) [-]
The skyblue one made me rofl XD
The skyblue one made me rofl XD
User avatar #9 - haksause (04/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'd say these are more anti- jokes. But it's still funny **** . Thumb for you :D
User avatar #5 - kaynaknight (04/27/2011) [-]
Wtf is this... Seen these same jokes except they were in different form... "Anti-jokes" Or somthin...
#15 - mikeliterous (04/27/2011) [-]
i liked the lawyer one
i liked the lawyer one
+1
#8 - BryanHimself **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#4 - meecha (04/27/2011) [-]
A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree, and watch a farmer walk by underneath.
They turn to look at each other, and the squirrel says, ". . ." Nothing.
Squirrels don't talk, and neither do owls, and then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
User avatar #23 - cuddlebutt (04/28/2011) [-]
whats sad about a car full of black guys going off a cliff.

they were my friends
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User avatar #20 - SneakyWhiteMan (04/27/2011) [-]
Its funny because it isn't funny! One thumb for you my good sir.
#19 - Womens Study Major (04/27/2011) [-]
What does a 10 year old boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?




Cancer
#18 - Womens Study Major (04/27/2011) [-]
How did the fat guy survive the plane crash?

He didn't, he died like everyone else.
#17 - blitzinboy (04/27/2011) [-]
how do you get a clown off a swing?

hit it with an axe
User avatar #16 - Chickenfingers (04/27/2011) [-]
How do you make a bus driver cry?


Kill his family
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User avatar #3 - GoMac (04/27/2011) [-]
**GoMac rolls 813,745,776**
That is all
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