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Worst Way To Die,Ever

Haven't seen this on 1000 ways to die
Tags: pee | dead | Shaft
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Submitted: 02/13/2010
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#292 - nazijewnig (04/05/2010) [-]
she looks like....mike myers
#291 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
dang typos! must hate them! totally meant cant on first comment
#290 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
how would the shaft even be straight if the planes moving?

good try though i must say
#289 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
this is so retarded.....you can die from "frozen urine" the "mythbusters did a experiment trying to freeze urine and it wouldnt even freeze a little bit...its impossible and how would the shaft be
User avatar #288 - KillerRekoil (03/23/2010) [-]
how do u do the dice roll thing just curious im new here =/

must be most humiliating thing ever killed by piss.
User avatar #287 to #288 - NotAdmin (11/02/2011) [-]
you type *roll 1* or 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and it rolls a random number of that digit
User avatar #287 - beastmanidude (03/07/2010) [-]
**beastmanidude rolls 906,979,299** if it ends in a 4 i will pierce myself with frozen piss
User avatar #286 - pedotrex (02/28/2010) [-]
lol shaft
User avatar #285 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
**DrWalters rolls 21** Has anyone else noticed that they spelled "women" which is the plural form of "woman" in the caption, even though there is one "woman"?
User avatar #278 - JimChillino (02/19/2010) [-]
You know what they say

"Better to pissed off than to be pissed on"
User avatar #276 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
**DrWalters rolls 503,080,301**
Ask me medical questions.
User avatar #277 to #276 - JimChillino (02/19/2010) [-]
which organ do you think this woman got pierced?
User avatar #279 to #277 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
Most likely the intestines and stomach. *roll 9*
User avatar #280 to #279 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
**DrWalters rolls 942,987,006**

yaya
User avatar #281 to #280 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
**DrWalters rolls 722,861,478**

yayay
User avatar #282 to #281 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
**DrWalters rolls 29**

yayaya
User avatar #283 to #282 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
**DrWalters rolls 00**

yeyayayayaya
User avatar #284 to #283 - DrWalters (02/19/2010) [-]
**DrWalters rolls 78**

yayayayaya
#270 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
FAKE AND GAY
#271 to #270 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
your mum
User avatar #267 - PHATTMATT (02/14/2010) [-]
wicked
User avatar #266 - SilverHammer (02/14/2010) [-]
No way....has to be fake.
#269 to #266 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
people have been crushed before by frozen poop blocks before.
#273 to #269 - anonymous (02/15/2010) [-]
...And thunder's balls...
#264 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
Get the fuck outta town !!!!!!!!
#263 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
well it looks like
*puts on glasses*
she got the piss knocked outta her
#268 to #263 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
looks like that airlines is going to be pissed over having a leaky toilet
User avatar #265 to #263 - JacKnife (02/14/2010) [-]
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#262 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
omg. dying from piss
User avatar #261 - NumaNumaYEA (02/14/2010) [-]
IT LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULEN A LITTLE

OH GLORIOUS DAY
User avatar #260 - StickGerardo (02/14/2010) [-]
You know the book 1000 ways to die!
Love that book...
User avatar #259 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (02/14/2010) [-]
DAMIT!!! MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sob*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#258 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
That is Funking hell disturbing to know about!!!
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