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LEGIT AUSTRALIAN COURT CASE

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn' t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Logan' s Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I
had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said,
William' s Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident!'
pqq I just lost it.'
CASE '
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Submitted: 04/24/2011
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#77 - theJENK (04/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#30 - fungusamongus (04/25/2011) [-]
smile at girl



arrested
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#285 - whoopdiedoo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#113 - MrBlackInThePants (04/25/2011) [+] (3 replies)
< I really expected somebody else posting something like that before me.
#366 - anonymous (04/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I remember a trial like that. The only difference was that I was charged with 11 counts of rape.
#167 - hisakata (04/25/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Smiling at someone?  
  
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW  
  
PAY IN BLOOD
Smiling at someone?

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

PAY IN BLOOD
#291 - pleather (04/25/2011) [+] (3 replies)
who cares if it's not oc? i'd rather have my crunchy retoast than soggy op crap.
#274 - yournewdad (04/25/2011) [+] (15 replies)
#703 - worldkiller (04/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
this isnt even funny, at all.
User avatar #709 to #703 - Budzilla (04/25/2011) [-]
HOW DARE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN OPINION, THUMB DOWN.
#582 - Ishcabibble (04/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**Ishcabibble rolls 1**
#92 - ede (04/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
cat is what reposters do to good fucking oc you loser
cat is what reposters do to good fucking oc you loser
User avatar #93 to #92 - InfernalOneShot (04/25/2011) [-]
That's a dog....
#588 - demitch (04/25/2011) [-]
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#654 - jennathegiraffe (04/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't know you could be arrested for laughter in Australia...  
  
  
  
  
  
...this site would be full of convicted felons! D:
I didn't know you could be arrested for laughter in Australia...





...this site would be full of convicted felons! D:
#633 - tehrapistisyou (04/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
why you gotta repost.
why you gotta repost.
User avatar #96 - chrizzle (04/25/2011) [-]
Stare at pregnant woman.. Get Arrested..
#586 - aznspwn (04/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #128 - HumansNeighbor (04/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
you can take some one to court for smiling at you?
#501 - Thehomelessman (04/25/2011) [-]
Wait.... what if someone posts OC, then you can save it, and re upload it!! You could get so many thumbs by doing that! Why did no one else think of this? :slowpoke:
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