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LEGIT AUSTRALIAN COURT CASE

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn' t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Logan' s Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I
had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said,
William' s Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident!'
pqq I just lost it.'
CASE '
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User avatar #199 to #77 - whiiterussian (04/25/2011) [-]
Last time this was posted this was the top comment


****** deja vu
#349 to #199 - theJENK (04/25/2011) [-]
And it was me.
#802 to #801 - whiiterussian (04/26/2011) [-]
exactly!
exactly!
#30 - fungusamongus (04/25/2011) [-]
smile at girl



arrested
#366 - anon (04/25/2011) [-]
I remember a trial like that. The only difference was that I was charged with 11 counts of rape.
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#368 to #366 - anon (04/25/2011) [-]
LOL
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#306 to #274 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#322 to #306 - ebonywyvern (04/25/2011) [-]
lol jk I'm sorry ^_^
lol jk I'm sorry ^_^
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#318 to #313 - ebonywyvern (04/25/2011) [-]
Yesh
Yesh
#279 to #276 - anon (04/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #299 to #277 - xxfalconxx (04/25/2011) [-]
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#654 - jennathegiraffe (04/25/2011) [-]
I didn't know you could be arrested for laughter in Australia...  
  
  
  
  
  
...this site would be full of convicted felons! D:
I didn't know you could be arrested for laughter in Australia...





...this site would be full of convicted felons! D:
#588 - demitch (04/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #96 - chrizzle (04/25/2011) [-]
Stare at pregnant woman.. Get Arrested..
#501 - Thehomelessman (04/25/2011) [-]
Wait.... what if someone posts OC, then you can save it, and re upload it!! You could get so many thumbs by doing that! Why did no one else think of this? :slowpoke:
#167 - hisakata (04/25/2011) [-]
Smiling at someone?  
  
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW  
  
PAY IN BLOOD
Smiling at someone?

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

PAY IN BLOOD
#481 to #479 - hisakata (04/25/2011) [-]
What the **** ...
#169 to #167 - anon (04/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #51 - bsomazzi (04/25/2011) [-]
you can have people arrested for laughing at them?.. hmm
#582 - Ishcabibble (04/25/2011) [-]
**Ishcabibble rolls 1**
#595 to #582 - anon (04/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 76** dubs plox
User avatar #611 to #595 - cweepew ONLINE (04/25/2011) [-]
**cweepew rolls 75** this is how you get dubs
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#308 to #285 - improbablyyourdad (04/25/2011) [-]
that trick is so old....... but the message is true so oh well.
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#528 - IhasDainBramage (04/25/2011) [-]
I love how a regular Joe can get arrested for looking at a woman and laughing in public these days.
User avatar #433 - BaronVonBBQ (04/25/2011) [-]
Case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
User avatar #441 to #437 - XShanaynayX (04/25/2011) [-]
LOL i JUST posted before you........but your gif. is better :) lol
User avatar #452 to #437 - kilik (04/25/2011) [-]
amanda show? or drake and josh?
User avatar #468 to #452 - captainred (04/25/2011) [-]
amanda show
#648 - anon (04/25/2011) [-]
<< The guy
#643 - commentking (04/25/2011) [-]
The womans face
#567 - raexe (04/25/2011) [-]
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#520 - themanwithnoplan (04/25/2011) [-]
Spongebob:op
The boat: this repost
Mr.Krabs:us
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