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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn' t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Logan' s Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I
had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said,
William' s Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident!'
pqq I just lost it.'
CASE '
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Submitted: 04/24/2011
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User avatar #807 - someanon (06/27/2011) [-]
how did this come up when i searched dr who?
#810 to #807 - mrbongo (02/16/2012) [-]
Same here. the **** ?

User avatar #811 to #810 - someanon (02/16/2012) [-]
i have no clue
User avatar #809 to #807 - zafara (12/30/2011) [-]
So i'm not the ony one....
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User avatar #800 - TheCruelFace (04/26/2011) [-]
Words I read when scrolling up, in order:

William's big stick
Placed Herself
Down under
The Judge

Then a bunch of random words.
User avatar #797 - ScruffytheJanitor (04/26/2011) [-]
He got arrested for laughing at her?
The Terrorists have won.
User avatar #799 to #797 - ponchosdm (04/26/2011) [-]
well, in america he could be just sued...
thank god australia give him the chance to explain himself

btw this post is funny as hell!!! thumbed up
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#787 - DisTurbdKanYE (04/25/2011) [-]
didn't read!
didn't read!
#786 - anonymous (04/25/2011) [-]
HAHAHA.
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#782 - ymusthisvsoo (04/25/2011) [-]
this so ******* good ROFLMFAO
#783 to #781 - ymusthisvsoo (04/25/2011) [-]
cant read that ;p
User avatar #796 to #783 - mariostrikerz (04/26/2011) [-]
BITCH BE TRIPPING BALLS!

Now zoom in to the most. Is that better?
#806 to #796 - ymusthisvsoo (04/26/2011) [-]
yup thanx lol for a second ithought u meant that for me
#779 - anonymous (04/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5,982**
My quads hurt.
#776 - seldomlysane (04/25/2011) [-]
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#775 - misteranderson (04/25/2011) [-]
How can you get arrested for laughing at someone?  
Let alone getting sent to court.
How can you get arrested for laughing at someone?
Let alone getting sent to court.
#774 - clevernameguy (04/25/2011) [-]
Look, it's the Amazing Reposter!
#778 to #774 - eskmm (04/25/2011) [-]
with a good post :D
#770 - zhooker (04/25/2011) [-]
By far the gayest joke I have ever heard in my entire life.
User avatar #766 - carminesinarms (04/25/2011) [-]
repppoooooooooosssstttttt
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