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#256 - rizzonailock
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(04/24/2011) [-]
Trips chooses my facebook status.
#812 to #256 - foreveraroll
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(04/25/2011) [-]
**foreveraroll rolls 408** I let people on funnyjunk decide my facebook status
#810 to #256 - ilikepieelman
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**ilikepieelman rolls 360** anyone got a spare dildo?
#446 to #256 - shmeh
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**shmeh rolls 4,390,088** my sisters vag tastes sooooo good
#440 to #256 - nothnxialreadyate
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**nothnxialreadyate rolls 153**

I knew I should have worn a condom...... Driving mom to the abortion clinic.
#436 to #256 - theycallmecrazy
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**theycallmecrazy rolls 514** Who wants candy? Gotta come to my house for it, though....
#437 to #436 - theycallmecrazy
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**theycallmecrazy rolls 114** Last time....
#428 to #256 - picklefcker
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**picklefcker rolls 519**
#427 to #256 - picklefcker
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**picklefcker rolls 215**
#420 to #256 - TheDutchBoy
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**TheDutchBoy rolls 189** your facebook: ''i will cut my penis off for three dollars''
#410 to #256 - ReturnDarkKnight
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**ReturnDarkKnight rolls 579**
Hey! Guess who got a new strap-on dildo! Who wants to play?
#397 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 718** ****** dick tastes like greasy chicken
#393 to #256 - ebonywyvern
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**ebonywyvern rolls 155,598,812** Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!
#396 to #393 - ebonywyvern
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(04/24/2011) [-]
does that count?
#383 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 181**



Justin Beiber does have a penis, she just cut it off to use as a dildo!
#385 to #383 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 402** Wouldn't it be awesome if Kesha and Justin Beiber had a baby?
#387 to #385 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 547** Guess who let freaks from funnyjunk decide my facebook status!
#392 to #387 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 747** Hey guys, i just deepthroated a cock for the first time! It was fun until Ke$ha's dick went so far down it ruptured my colon. Today was a great day~
#380 to #256 - xXnOObXx
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**xXnOObXx rolls 810** is it normal for your penis to collapse during masturbation?
#379 to #256 - Achmedisfunneh
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**Achmedisfunneh rolls 220** hi
#382 to #379 - Achmedisfunneh
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**** almost =(
#384 to #382 - Achmedisfunneh
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**Achmedisfunneh rolls 627,841,896** hello
#370 to #256 - gamefreakSO
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**gamefreakSO rolls 350** god.... my dad sure knows how to give it to me ill have to find other guys to do this with me any guy want to join me?
#366 to #256 - anotheraccount
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anotheraccount rolls 203**
#361 to #256 - Striken
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**Striken rolls 805** just sucked my first cock! I can totally see why gay guys love it!
#359 to #256 - psychedelicc
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**psychedelicc rolls 185** Never thought id lose my virginity to a dead pig.
#348 to #256 - flymeariver
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**flymeariver rolls 638** my cunt is on fire , it feels good .
#347 to #256 - cowmoose
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**cowmoose rolls 61,449,073**

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR !
#346 to #256 - HOLYCARP
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**HOLYCARP rolls 367** lol my cum tastes funny.
#341 to #256 - HOLYCARP
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**HOLYCARP rolls 376** lol my cum tastes funny.
#339 to #256 - HOLYCARP
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**HOLYCARP rolls 960** lol my cum tastes funny.
#338 to #256 - mathers
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**mathers rolls 567** Just fapping to pics on facebook lol
#336 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 940**
all the comments bellow suck.
this is how you do it.

say on facebook "my sex noise is shabadaba"
#334 to #256 - mathers
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**mathers rolls 464** Just had a **** in the swimming pool lol! A little kid started playing with it. haha.
#332 to #256 - Slowbreakdown **User deleted account**
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#309 to #256 - sampras **User deleted account**
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#307 to #256 - fuckberries ONLINE
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************* rolls 577** just sucked my first cock! I can totally see why gay guys love it!
#316 to #307 - fuckberries ONLINE
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************* rolls 196** hey guys, did you hear about this new movie? it's called avatar!
#318 to #316 - fuckberries ONLINE
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(04/24/2011) [-]
************* rolls 437** ***********.
#323 to #318 - fuckberries ONLINE
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(04/24/2011) [-]
************* rolls 521** when in doubt. C4
#292 to #256 - MrHat **User deleted account**
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#291 to #256 - foreveraroll
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**foreveraroll rolls 448** I let people on funnyjunk decide my facebook status
#290 to #256 - brexruls **User deleted account**
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#288 to #256 - mathers
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**mathers rolls 385** Can you imagine ******* a baby? That would be so tight!
#286 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 711** Time to crucify some *******... Let's bring the KKK back to what it was
#285 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
All those japanese people are ******* complainers. We get it, you got hit with a tidal wave, but that was weeks ago! Get over it you slant eyed *****!
#378 to #285 - anon
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#376 to #285 - anon
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#374 to #285 - anon
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#373 to #285 - anon
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#372 to #285 - anon
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#294 to #285 - anon
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#289 to #285 - anon
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#287 to #285 - anon
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#284 to #256 - kintoyo
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**kintoyo rolls 689** Guess who came out of the closet!
#282 to #256 - shoopdalazor
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**shoopdalazor rolls 469** " Ow my ass is sore. Thanks alot dad".
#281 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 220**oh my god has anyone tried the stranger? it's when you sit on your hand to make it fall asleep and then you jack off with it, and feels like your really getting a hand job!(probably, i've never had one) you haven't lived until you've done. seriously.
#277 to #256 - ragingcajun
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**ragingcajun rolls 137**
Just came back from the doctors. Guess who has AIDS? :D
#275 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 051** Thanks Mum! That was great!
#274 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
Is there a way get ******* out of our school? It's ******* annoying to have to smell them all the time.
#276 to #274 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 365**
#271 to #256 - shoyupe **User deleted account**
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#269 to #256 - xXHaydenXx
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**xXHaydenXx rolls 263** Just Laid My Baby Brother
#268 to #256 - floydcalling
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**floydcalling rolls 813,696,958** Dad was so hot last night, now onto mom.
#272 to #268 - rizzonailock
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(04/24/2011) [-]
You sir are disqualified. roll 3's only nub.
#356 to #272 - ulrock
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(04/24/2011) [-]
Next time you should mention that in your post. Saying "trips decides" means that anyone can roll anything and if they get trips anywhere then it counts.
#278 to #272 - floydcalling
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**floydcalling rolls 868**
#270 to #268 - floydcalling
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(04/24/2011) [-]
double 69's lol
#267 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 757** Anyone know where i can buy *******?
#266 to #256 - ilikepieelman
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**ilikepieelman rolls 907** i sucked off a mexican. i had to pay $500.
#265 to #256 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 136** I ******* hate *******.
#263 to #256 - MynameisGir
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**MynameisGir rolls 950** anyone want aids?crabs? I've got lots,my boyfriend gave them to me
#261 to #256 - MimeJR
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#260 to #256 - lemurdecatta
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**lemurdecatta rolls 760**
Just got laid by my sister.
#259 to #256 - xheavymetalx
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**xheavymetalx rolls 571**
#258 to #256 - lemurdecatta
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**lemurdecatta rolls 012** Just had sex.
#257 to #256 - xheavymetalx
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**xheavymetalx rolls 096**
#369 to #257 - anon
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 167** my penis tastes like cinnamon buns!
#283 to #257 - freakaleak
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(04/24/2011) [-]
**freakaleak rolls 103** I guess its not impossible to suck your own cock!