Men and Women. . fr' -derrit. t Man’: a prime example of "Man he From Mari. women he From venue " It errand my an English Iron the university or Colorado as an

Men and Women

fr' -derrit. t
Man’: a prime example of "Man
he From Mari. women he From
venue " It errand my an
English Iron the
university or Colorado as an
actual clan assigning
A creative Writing professor told his
clims one My: "Today We WIN
experiment with a new tom called
the tandem story. The process is
simple. Each Person will our on with
the person sitting next to his or her
As homework tonight, one or you will
write the met Paragraph on short
story. you will email your partner
that and send another
copy to me. The partner will read the
tire! and then add another
paragraph to the story and send it
bank. also sending another copy to
me. The first person will than add a
third paragraph, and so on backward-
Remember to rebread what has been
written each time in order to keep
the story coherent. There is to be
absolutely NO talking outside or the
and anything you wish to say
must be written in the femail. The
story is over when Mth agree a
conclusion has been
The following was actually mined in
by two of his English students:
Rebeca (PINK)
Bill (BLUE).
fiat paragraph by Roberta)
At first, Laurie toucan‘ t decide which
kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her
favorite for lazy evenings at home,
new reminded her too much of Carl,
who one said, in happier times, that
he liked chamomile. But she Mt she
must now, at all costs, keep her mind
oil Carl. his possessiveness was
suffocating, and if she thought about
him we much her asthma started
acting up again. So chamomile was
out of the question.
mood paragraph w bill )
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Cad
Hams, leader of the attack squadron
new h orbit over Shiloh 4, had more
important things to think about than
the neuroses than bareheaded
asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with
whom he had spent one sweaty on
ht over a year ago. "KS, Harris to
Gasstation l?,' he said into his
transatlantic communicator ' Polar
orbit established, No Sign or
resistance so ttc" But before he
could sign offs bluish particle beam
Matted out or nowhere and blasted a
hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him who
out or his seat and across the
He bumped his head and died almost
immediately, but not were he Felt
one last pang or regret rot psychically
the one woman who had
ever had Feelings for mm. soon
afterwards, Earth stopped its
hostilities towards the peaceful
miners or skylark 4. "Congress
Passes Law Perm”: Abolishing
War and Space Travel," mun: read in
her newspaper one morning. The
news simultaneously excited her and
bored her. she stared out the window,
dreaming or her youth, when the
days had passed unhurriedly and
oratree, with no newspaper to read,
no television to distract her from
her sense or Innocent wonder at all
the beautifui things around hen "Why
must one lose Me' s Innocence to
become a woman?" she pondered
Little did she know. but she had less
than 10 seconds to live. Thousands or
miles above the city, the Anu' Adrian
mothership launched the first or Its
lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted
mpy percent's who pushed the
unilateral Aerospace disarmament
Treaty through the congress had left
Earth a defenseless target tonne
hostile alien empires who were
determined to
destroy the human race. within two
hours met the ' or the treaty
the Arte' ships were on course
for Earth, carrying enough firepower
to pulverise the entire planet. with no
one " stop them, they swimm
Initiated their diabolical plan. The
fusion missile entered the
atmosphere unimpeded. The
President. in his while
submarine headquarters on the ocean
Mor elf the coast or Guam . ten the
massive explosion.
which vaporized even poor, stupid
This is absurd. I refuse to continue
this mockery or literature. My writing
partner is a violent,
Yeah? well, my writing partner is a
tedious neurotic whose
attempts at writing are the literary
equivalent or Valium. r oh, shall I
have chamomile tea? or shall I have
on iron. mm AM
some other sort or FAKING TEA???
on no,
what am I to do? I' M such an air
headed bimbo. I guess We read we
many Danielle Steele novels!“
mil J
t Ball '
in your dreams, Ho. Ga drink some
I really Wed tns one
  • Recommend tagsx
Views: 44491
Favorited: 653
Submitted: 04/21/2011
Share On Facebook
submit to reddit +Favorite Subscribe to tooshudoods


Anonymous comments allowed.
#455 - ramrodaa (04/22/2011) [-]
Who else read "sweaty nig" in Bill's first paragraph?
#464 to #455 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
I Did Lol
#451 - thedoomdonkey (04/22/2011) [-]
Chamomile tea,
some other ******* tea,
gotta make my mind up,
which tea should i make?

saw something like that as soon as i saw her name being 'rebecca'
#158 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
Meanwhile, both unknown to the two authors of this story and the teacher, there really did exist a Laurie and Carl in another galaxy. Their predicaments were exactly the same as they wrote in the first four paragraphs, leading to the breaking of the fourth wall.
#160 to #158 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
And then Ceiling Cat shat brix and the universe developed a huge black hole in the center which made itself collapse on itself, ******* all logic. All life ended as we knew it, and as we were being spontaneously combusted, Hitler rose from the grave and danced around, mocking us. Only the Hipsters, with their unknown accessories, survived by magically zapping themselves into the past because they were wizards. Then, in the last final seconds, the roles were switched and the men made sandwiches while the women crackled madly. Then everyone fapped until they died, and the universe devoured them all.

#164 to #160 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]

The authoress smiled with satisfaction, cracking her finger knuckles as she posted her pathetic little story on FunnyJunk, fully aware that she may get thumbs, although the red was more likely. Oh, **** , who was she kidding? She was going to get so much red that she would shat red thumbs for the rest of her ******* life.

"Meh, it was worth it." The authoress muttered, "Tired as **** though. Maybe I should go to bed."

The authoress got up, turned off the light, but paused when she heard something moving outside. She heard loud breaths, and a slow and shallow whisper, "Open the door...come here...".

She cautiously moved across the room, and then she opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
User avatar #171 to #164 - RemNinja (04/22/2011) [-]
Promptly after walking the dinosaur precariously for several moments whilst enjoying the other posts on FunnyJunk.
Until she came across a rather odd sight, the front page seemed to be peculiar somehow.
Perhaps... familiar?
User avatar #186 to #171 - HighPriestCthulhu (04/22/2011) [-]
Then, all of a sudden! a green skinned man with no face wearing business attire burst through her monitor. I am Anonymous he said, synomous with 4chan, the site on your computer. "I'd like to show you something" he said to her.
User avatar #221 to #186 - RemNinja (04/22/2011) [-]
Rebecca blinked, tilting her head to the side like a rather out-of-place dog. "Wha?" She mumbled, staring oddly, before the oddly-coloured man yanked her through the circuitry of the computer screen, killing her instantly.
User avatar #187 to #186 - HighPriestCthulhu (04/22/2011) [-]
Synonomous* **** spelling :)
#259 to #164 - americangenius **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #54 to #51 - froghole ONLINE (04/22/2011) [-]
they died in the lithium fusion missile explosion.
#14 - twancakes (04/21/2011) [-]
User avatar #39 to #14 - negativeone (04/22/2011) [-]
Hopefully the poisoned tea.
User avatar #127 to #39 - Alexios (04/22/2011) [-]
*cough* You mean the one that tastes like bitter almonds.
#166 to #127 - Strangeness (04/22/2011) [-]
**** yes! Literary reference!
#258 - nsfwdavid (04/22/2011) [-]
I usually try to see both sides of an argument, but when her first response to his was "He bumped his head and died almost immediately," and went on to talk about herself; **** that I'm with bill.
#268 to #258 - Geeforce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#321 to #268 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
#113 - vegihead (04/22/2011) [-]
I'm a female and still I would rather write/read about lithium fusion missiles. Bitch 			****		 your tea.  
gif sort of related.
I'm a female and still I would rather write/read about lithium fusion missiles. Bitch **** your tea.

gif sort of related.
#141 to #113 - unsightlyjello (04/22/2011) [-]
agreed! I write stories about Browncoats and Pirates invading a battle between trekkies and Star Wars fans at Comicon
#104 - akainu (04/22/2011) [-]
Bitch go back to sipping your aristocratic green tea at the parlor.
Bitch go back to sipping your aristocratic green tea at the parlor.
User avatar #121 to #104 - themightymrplow (04/22/2011) [-]
The hell is this from?
User avatar #133 to #121 - CRosBY (04/22/2011) [-]
Supernatural i think.
User avatar #126 to #121 - jumpgunner (04/22/2011) [-]
Supernatural. Season 5 i do believe.
User avatar #128 to #126 - themightymrplow (04/22/2011) [-]
Thank you sir. Love the picture, btw.
#98 - rolandrollin (04/22/2011) [-]
so much win  
bill is a pretty cool guy. eh tells off bitches and writes awesome stories and doesn't afraid of anything
so much win

bill is a pretty cool guy. eh tells off bitches and writes awesome stories and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #102 to #98 - xXxCoolBeansxXx ONLINE (04/22/2011) [-]
#107 to #98 - Illroze (04/22/2011) [-]
recocnized that straight away, so true
#25 - indiankid (04/21/2011) [-]
what is this i don't even
#27 to #25 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
it says sweaty night
the ht is on the line underneath
#16 - DanR (04/21/2011) [-]
#79 - sorandomllycool (04/22/2011) [-]
lol i'm a girl and i liked the boys story more
lol i'm a girl and i liked the boys story more
#94 to #79 - sarahgene (04/22/2011) [-]
For real!
User avatar #95 to #94 - sorandomllycool (04/22/2011) [-]
yeah y
#97 to #95 - sarahgene (04/22/2011) [-]
I meant, "Yeah for real, I totally agree with you"
User avatar #99 to #97 - sorandomllycool (04/22/2011) [-]
oh i knew that
#85 to #79 - pievscake (04/22/2011) [-]
Same here *brofist*
#92 to #85 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
Same here! :D
#106 to #79 - curlylocks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - sorandomllycool (04/22/2011) [-]
i know right
#64 - DarkEnigma (04/22/2011) [-]
haha i saw this...
User avatar #69 to #64 - DarkEnigma (04/22/2011) [-]
it's in the second paragraph by bill
#47 - monkeysmist (04/22/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #66 to #47 - jonbjsig (04/22/2011) [-]
Oh, I vaguely recall the scene from the .gif you uploaded, do you happen to know what episode it was from?
#457 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
I love how they killed off each others characters instantly.
#238 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 55** they see me rollin
they hatin
#252 to #238 - anon (04/22/2011) [-]
ooooooo win
User avatar #96 - NeonKipKip (04/22/2011) [-]
I really wish I could hear more of Bill's story...
#347 - killdeath (04/22/2011) [-]
------ the guys paragraphs
------ the guys paragraphs
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)