my girl. I don't even EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complai my girl I don't even EDIT: This is not OC found it on 4chan and posted here by all means it's probably a repost will be blocking anyone that complai
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my girl. I don't even EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complai

I don't even
EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complains about from now on.

It was great, we had been seeing
each other for about 2 months.
We were so in love. She was
sleeping over at my house and i
was gonna browse the sceans
When i noticed something strange..
We met online and started
hanging out as friends but it
soon evolved into something
much more than that.
What i was about to find in her
purse would shake the very
foundations of my life.. and
There was something strange in
her purse, i decided to
investigate... change it forever
What is this.. i thought to myself
Who keeps **** like this in their
purse?
Then it hit me like i was forcing a She was a ******* bear
large brick out of my asshole.
There was no other explanation..
The last 2 months i had been ******* a bear. It didn' t take long for the
bear to sense that something was wrong, that i had discovered it' s
deep dark secret
I bearly escaped alive
MUM THERE' S What the hel
A ******* is going on
There was nothing i could do, she I
laas ******** bear now, she had
It was an epic battle
It was all up to me, there was still But help arrived at the scene
a bear in my bedroom. 1 down 1
know, she was e one tha
called us
Thank god your here officer,
there' s ******** bear in my
room
rawwrr rawrer
rawrer rawr rar
r rarar
rawrawr
...
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#23 - demonbunny
Reply +43
(04/20/2011) [-]
I "bearly" understood that.
#100 to #23 - Omnicide **User deleted account**
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#176 to #23 - TurtlePilot
Reply -2
(04/21/2011) [-]
whaaat the fuk is up with ****** puns reaching front page and top comments.
#24 to #23 - djChives
Reply +9
(04/20/2011) [-]
I had to "bear" through this comic.
#26 to #24 - AfroDyyd
Reply +7
(04/20/2011) [-]
its a wonder how he won "bearing" nothing but a knife.
#30 to #26 - UnoSkullmanx
Reply +9
(04/20/2011) [-]
This comic is about bears.
#39 to #30 - KPatorx
Reply +4
(04/21/2011) [-]
Combo "Bearker"!!

...No?
#27 to #23 - MaliciousStig **User deleted account**
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#47 - camber
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(04/21/2011) [-]
#95 - suddenlybananas **User deleted account**
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#111 to #95 - darknessdude
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(04/21/2011) [-]
a comic that includes a man ******* with a bear and everyone turning into a bear
#64 - pwnmonsta **User deleted account**
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#169 - ThickMcRunFast
Reply +18
(04/21/2011) [-]
That's "Embearassing"
#187 to #169 - ultimatepowah
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(04/21/2011) [-]
#173 to #169 - alfjnn
Reply +8
(04/21/2011) [-]
Leave the poor kid alone, he probably couldn't gather his bearings.
#170 to #169 - brianheim
Reply +9
(04/21/2011) [-]
Thats not embearrasing. That man must feel unbearably terrible!
#174 to #170 - alfjnn
Reply 0
(04/21/2011) [-]
That pun was just. D: I think my brain needs rebears.
#183 to #174 - infernoburrito
Reply 0
(04/21/2011) [-]
these puns are bearly amusing.
#184 to #183 - alfjnn
Reply 0
(04/21/2011) [-]
THATS ENOUGH.
Happy Fuhrentag, i'm on my way to Bearlin.
#186 to #184 - infernoburrito
Reply 0
(04/21/2011) [-]
Bearlin? That's very close to Hambearg
#193 to #186 - alfjnn
Reply 0
(04/21/2011) [-]
yeah, it's in Brandenbearg. I hear it's being closed though, due to a spreading panda-demic
#204 - salmoncannon
Reply +17
(04/21/2011) [-]
#49 - misteranderson
Reply +13
(04/21/2011) [-]
At least you didn't see this bear.
#51 to #49 - magnolius
Reply +16
(04/21/2011) [-]
Kindergartener, I...
#158 - lolfish
Reply +15
(04/21/2011) [-]
couldn't help myself
#165 to #158 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/21/2011) [-]
how "Embearassing"
#35 - megasharkman
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(04/21/2011) [-]
#38 - psilo
Reply +14
(04/21/2011) [-]
"i bearly escaped alive"
#41 to #38 - timmyflayerofsouls
Reply +8
(04/21/2011) [-]
i can't bear this