It was great, we had been seeing
each other for about 2 months.
We were so in love. She was
sleeping over at my house and i
was gonna browse the sceans
When i noticed something strange..
We met online and started
hanging out as friends but it
soon evolved into something
much more than that.
What i was about to find in her
purse would shake the very
foundations of my life.. and
There was something strange in
her purse, i decided to
investigate... change it forever
What is this.. i thought to myself
Who keeps shit like this in their
Then it hit me like i was forcing a She was a fucking bear
large brick out of my asshole.
There was no other explanation..
The last 2 months i had been fucking a bear. It didn' t take long for the
bear to sense that something was wrong, that i had discovered it' s
deep dark secret
I bearly escaped alive
MUM THERE' S What the hel
A FUCKING is going on
There was nothing i could do, she I
laas afucking bear now, she had
It was an epic battle
It was all up to me, there was still But help arrived at the scene
a bear in my bedroom. 1 down 1
know, she was e one tha
Thank god your here officer,
there' s afucking bear in my
rawrer rawr rar