my girl. I don't even EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complai
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my girl

my girl. I don't even EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complai

I don't even
EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complains about from now on.

It was great, we had been seeing
each other for about 2 months.
We were so in love. She was
sleeping over at my house and i
was gonna browse the sceans
When i noticed something strange..
We met online and started
hanging out as friends but it
soon evolved into something
much more than that.
What i was about to find in her
purse would shake the very
foundations of my life.. and
There was something strange in
her purse, i decided to
investigate... change it forever
What is this.. i thought to myself
Who keeps **** like this in their
purse?
Then it hit me like i was forcing a She was a ******* bear
large brick out of my asshole.
There was no other explanation..
The last 2 months i had been ******* a bear. It didn' t take long for the
bear to sense that something was wrong, that i had discovered it' s
deep dark secret
I bearly escaped alive
MUM THERE' S What the hel
A ******* is going on
There was nothing i could do, she I
laas ******** bear now, she had
It was an epic battle
It was all up to me, there was still But help arrived at the scene
a bear in my bedroom. 1 down 1
know, she was e one tha
called us
Thank god your here officer,
there' s ******** bear in my
room
rawwrr rawrer
rawrer rawr rar
r rarar
rawrawr
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#47 - camber (04/21/2011) [-]
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#95 - suddenlybananas **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#111 to #95 - darknessdude (04/21/2011) [-]
a comic that includes a man ******* with a bear and everyone turning into a bear
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#64 - pwnmonsta **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - demonbunny (04/20/2011) [-]
I "bearly" understood that.
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#100 to #23 - Omnicide **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#176 to #23 - TurtlePilot (04/21/2011) [-]
whaaat the fuk is up with ****** puns reaching front page and top comments.
User avatar #24 to #23 - djChives (04/20/2011) [-]
I had to "bear" through this comic.
User avatar #26 to #24 - AfroDyyd (04/20/2011) [-]
its a wonder how he won "bearing" nothing but a knife.
#30 to #26 - UnoSkullmanx (04/20/2011) [-]
This comic is about bears.
User avatar #39 to #30 - KPatorx (04/21/2011) [-]
Combo "Bearker"!!

...No?
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#27 to #23 - MaliciousStig **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#169 - ThickMcRunFast (04/21/2011) [-]
That's "Embearassing"
User avatar #173 to #169 - alfjnn (04/21/2011) [-]
Leave the poor kid alone, he probably couldn't gather his bearings.
User avatar #170 to #169 - brianheim (04/21/2011) [-]
Thats not embearrasing. That man must feel unbearably terrible!
User avatar #174 to #170 - alfjnn (04/21/2011) [-]
That pun was just. D: I think my brain needs rebears.
#183 to #174 - infernoburrito (04/21/2011) [-]
these puns are bearly amusing.
User avatar #184 to #183 - alfjnn (04/21/2011) [-]
THATS ENOUGH.
Happy Fuhrentag, i'm on my way to Bearlin.
#186 to #184 - infernoburrito (04/21/2011) [-]
Bearlin? That's very close to Hambearg
User avatar #193 to #186 - alfjnn (04/21/2011) [-]
yeah, it's in Brandenbearg. I hear it's being closed though, due to a spreading panda-demic
#158 - lolfish (04/21/2011) [-]
couldn't help myself
User avatar #165 to #158 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
how "Embearassing"
#38 - psilo (04/21/2011) [-]
"i bearly escaped alive"
User avatar #41 to #38 - timmyflayerofsouls (04/21/2011) [-]
i can't bear this
#49 - misteranderson (04/21/2011) [-]
At least you didn't see this bear.
User avatar #51 to #49 - magnolius (04/21/2011) [-]
Kindergartener, I...
#138 - lgfuad (04/21/2011) [-]
WTFFF
WTFFF
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#148 - anon (04/21/2011) [-]
Did anyone else notice the "I BEARLY escaped alive"?

10th Panel
#150 to #148 - anonyfag (04/21/2011) [-]
i thought that's where the funny was
#109 - MrFish (04/21/2011) [-]
Draw yourself a circle and be quick about it
#101 - ocampo ONLINE (04/21/2011) [-]
that was unexpected...
#52 - anon (04/21/2011) [-]
This is my first comment ever on funnyjunk after months of lurking, and I must say this made my night. :)
This is my first comment ever on funnyjunk after months of lurking, and I must say this made my night. :)
#197 - magicchimp (04/21/2011) [-]
I am a cat and what is this?
#205 to #197 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/21/2011) [-]
I feel your pain...
#42 - iamtheuniverse (04/21/2011) [-]
This is from 4chan.
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