my girl. I don't even EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complai
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my girl

I don't even
EDIT: This is not OC. I found it on 4chan and posted it here. by all means, it's probably a repost. I will be blocking anyone that complains about from now on.

It was great, we had been seeing
each other for about 2 months.
We were so in love. She was
sleeping over at my house and i
was gonna browse the sceans
When i noticed something strange..
We met online and started
hanging out as friends but it
soon evolved into something
much more than that.
What i was about to find in her
purse would shake the very
foundations of my life.. and
There was something strange in
her purse, i decided to
investigate... change it forever
What is this.. i thought to myself
Who keeps **** like this in their
purse?
Then it hit me like i was forcing a She was a ******* bear
large brick out of my asshole.
There was no other explanation..
The last 2 months i had been ******* a bear. It didn' t take long for the
bear to sense that something was wrong, that i had discovered it' s
deep dark secret
I bearly escaped alive
MUM THERE' S What the hel
A ******* is going on
There was nothing i could do, she I
laas ******** bear now, she had
It was an epic battle
It was all up to me, there was still But help arrived at the scene
a bear in my bedroom. 1 down 1
know, she was e one tha
called us
Thank god your here officer,
there' s ******** bear in my
room
rawwrr rawrer
rawrer rawr rar
r rarar
rawrawr
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#23 - demonbunny (04/20/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I "bearly" understood that.
#47 - camber (04/21/2011) [-]
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#169 - ThickMcRunFast (04/21/2011) [+] (8 replies)
That's "Embearassing"
#52 - anonymous (04/21/2011) [-]
This is my first comment ever on funnyjunk after months of lurking, and I must say this made my night. :)
This is my first comment ever on funnyjunk after months of lurking, and I must say this made my night. :)
#49 - misteranderson (04/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
At least you didn't see this bear.
User avatar #51 to #49 - magnolius (04/21/2011) [-]
Kindergartener, I...
#158 - lolfish (04/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
couldn't help myself
#35 - megasharkman (04/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#38 - psilo (04/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"i bearly escaped alive"
#138 - lgfuad (04/21/2011) [-]
WTFFF
WTFFF
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#148 - anonymous (04/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Did anyone else notice the "I BEARLY escaped alive"?

10th Panel
#109 - MrFish (04/21/2011) [-]
Draw yourself a circle and be quick about it
#101 - ocampo (04/21/2011) [-]
that was unexpected...
#42 - iamtheuniverse (04/21/2011) [-]
This is from 4chan.
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