Neighborhood Struggles. I have a rough suburban life. The HOA is filled with a bunch of stay-at-home moms who think they are significant because it's one of tho
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Neighborhood Struggles

I have a rough suburban life. The HOA is filled with a bunch of stay-at-home moms who think they are significant because it's one of those few places where they actually have power. If their husbands knew what they were up to...

reading a letter from the l
HOA (flatenned': Association} l We' d like all residents
x of a ********** man sen lurking
about the neighborhood. He is desribed
as a young black man, (Pr', and '
carrying an ?. He* ye
recieved many complaints about
this certain person throughout
the month. We are doing this for
your own safety. if you see any
********** behavior, please
contact the HOE.
I Thank You,
Bitch Mom
Later walking around the neighborhood...
strolling past: some paranoid
bitsh moms...
Hhad is he doing a: : d tore?-
looks like he' s up to no good.
I mean, nobody
normal take: walk:
weirded out:,, decide to go , leeks like my parents
lacked the door. T' ll text them
walking “P tchy front: door..., to ask where they hid the key.
take out phone
Eire's soon after
One of the mom: is new standing in my yard.
IT' S THE GUN!
THAT , s THE
NEIGHBORHOOD
STALKER! T 'N CALLING
Hhad the Etch? 1 live here!!!
After that **** was cleared,
they weren’ t done with me yet.
T got another letter from the HOA
and it said:
causing a disturbance
jin the normal environment of our
nood,, you have been fined
is'"" Thank you for your .
...
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Submitted: 04/19/2011
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#5 - omeglepwner (04/21/2011) [-]
you need to tell that bitch to get
User avatar #4 - cryptiikxi (04/19/2011) [-]
sounds exactly like the neighborhood I live in
;)
#3 - urethrafranklin (04/19/2011) [-]
Its worth reading! READ IT.
User avatar #2 - bobmarleh (04/19/2011) [-]
better than most..
really better than most
I MUST FAVORITE o,o
#1 - jogerg (04/19/2011) [-]
I lol'ed.

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