A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Halo, could you
give me condom. I' m going to my girrfriend’ s house for dinner and Ithink I may
be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he
returns and says, “Give me another condom because my girrfriend’ s sister is very
cute too. She arways crosses her eegs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike it inky there too,"
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is heaving he turns
back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend' s mum is
still pretty cute and when she sees me she arways makes eyes, and since she
invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girrfriend on his Eat, the sister on
his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his
head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for ail you
A minute Eater the boy is stiff praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness,"
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others
fook at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the
She gets cisse to the boy and says in his ear, “I didn' t know you were so
The boy replies, “I didn' t know your dad was a pharmacist!"