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Universal truths

Universal truths. if you've ever done one of these thumb up part 2: /funny_pictures/1990053/Universal+truths+pt+2/. Triangular sandwiches taste better then squa

if you've ever done one of these thumb up
part 2: /funny_pictures/1990053/Universal+truths+pt+2/

Triangular sandwiches
taste better then square
ones
The most awkward
moment in a pub is
when your drink (to
pee cycle gets
synchronised with a
stranger
Your never qubie sure if
ifs okay (to eat green
chips
You Fed really manly
when you sharpen a
pencil wotl, a knife
You never know where
to bola when eating a
banana
You can never fruse
someone with Q first
names.
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Submitted: 04/17/2011
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#80 - John Cena (04/17/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** i will cut my dick off if this is 6
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#136 to #80 - Hatersbehatin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #290 to #80 - strykerblade (04/18/2011) [-]
Shame all those thumbs are going to an anon....
User avatar #291 to #290 - memo (04/18/2011) [-]
shame that all funnyjunk cares about now is thumbs and not the funny...
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#292 to #291 - bobyb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#295 to #80 - John Cena (04/18/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#104 to #80 - dodosareextinct (04/17/2011) [-]
DO IT FAGGOT
#85 to #80 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/17/2011) [-]
Surely Anon will deliver!!
#95 to #80 - MidgetInABikini (04/17/2011) [-]
**MidgetInABikini rolls 7** i'll do it too if this is a 4
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#112 to #80 - burmpaderk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #293 to #112 - superllamax (04/18/2011) [-]
do you really want pics?
#293 to #293 - slowpokemon (01/31/2014) [-]
Why, wouldn't you?
#87 to #80 - porchmonkeywarrior (04/17/2011) [-]
After your junk's cut off, pissing standing up without it going everywhere
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#120 to #80 - Hatersbehatin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#103 to #80 - FirinMahLazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#135 to #80 - djcreeper (04/17/2011) [-]
Proceed thine task sodomite.
Proceed thine task sodomite.
User avatar #86 to #80 - moroccomonroe (04/17/2011) [-]
Too bad we don't know who you are
#118 - luckycharmsboi (04/17/2011) [-]
When I eat a banana, I make sure to make eye contact with someone and never break it.
User avatar #148 to #118 - legomahego (04/17/2011) [-]
Carlton ? !
User avatar #152 to #148 - drgingerdoctor (04/17/2011) [-]
**** yes brother
#24 - Nomnomz (04/17/2011) [-]
Here's the rest.
User avatar #102 to #24 - jbrods (04/17/2011) [-]
stroking a horse




lol watt?
#25 to #24 - BlahDude (04/17/2011) [-]
WTF number 18?
WTF number 18?
User avatar #124 - robinsrectum (04/17/2011) [-]
**robinsrectum rolls 4** if this is 4 ill shove a light bulb up my ass
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#160 to #124 - ruckingfetard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#178 to #124 - theycallmecrazy (04/18/2011) [-]
Of course you are not going to deliver.
#207 to #124 - drgingerdoctor (04/18/2011) [-]
i did it for you in Spirit of easter
#126 to #124 - murtagh (04/17/2011) [-]
omg epic pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #128 to #124 - notthepedobear (04/17/2011) [-]
go for it
User avatar #129 to #128 - notthepedobear (04/17/2011) [-]
it shall be one man one jar allll over again
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#169 to #129 - omegaxxxxx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#179 to #141 - theycallmecrazy (04/18/2011) [-]
That looks painful....
User avatar #144 to #141 - TardytheTurtle (04/17/2011) [-]
almost as bad as meatspin
User avatar #146 to #144 - drgingerdoctor (04/17/2011) [-]
what the ****** you mean almost? at least 1.5 times as bad
User avatar #150 to #146 - TardytheTurtle (04/17/2011) [-]
but when your friend makes it your homepage and keeps putting it on when you are in the middle of a match on COD then it gets horrible
User avatar #153 to #150 - drgingerdoctor (04/17/2011) [-]
true
User avatar #171 to #141 - homiejr (04/18/2011) [-]
Oh, god, that was ******* terrible, that's so much worse than any shock site I have ever seen.
#155 to #124 - kyleGM (04/18/2011) [-]
wait... your username is "robinsrectum"
User avatar #165 to #155 - robinsrectum (04/18/2011) [-]
an ass within an ass
BRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN
#172 to #165 - kyleGM (04/18/2011) [-]
I think this explains the whole "light bulb up the ass" thing...
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#130 to #124 - Hatersbehatin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#105 - Monoge (04/17/2011) [-]
You look at that banana while you eat it >:O Look it right in the peel!
User avatar #111 - Zeppelinfreak (04/17/2011) [-]
Normally I just break off pieces of my banana and eat them so it doesnt look like im enjoying penis.
#122 to #111 - robinsrectum (04/17/2011) [-]
holy 			****		 i literally loled when i read this
holy **** i literally loled when i read this
#81 - Desdenne ONLINE (04/17/2011) [-]
S: My name is Joshua Douglas Richard Martin..... so many first names.


Still more trustwortyh then the name Chad.
User avatar #89 to #81 - WhattheNorris (04/17/2011) [-]
live in NC?
#93 to #89 - Desdenne ONLINE (04/17/2011) [-]
B.C. Canada.
#158 to #93 - Colourfuldinosaurs (04/18/2011) [-]
weoooo, same.
weoooo, same.
#162 to #158 - Desdenne ONLINE (04/18/2011) [-]
D: I ...need an adult?
User avatar #167 to #162 - Colourfuldinosaurs (04/18/2011) [-]
LOLOLOL, no, i'm 15, it's okay broham, :3.
User avatar #94 to #93 - WhattheNorris (04/17/2011) [-]
damn
User avatar #84 to #81 - Rajers (04/17/2011) [-]
Yea.......Chad sounds like a fag.......
#32 - bugkiller (04/17/2011) [-]
sandvich
#34 to #32 - DoktorDarkface (04/17/2011) [-]
Sandvich make me STROOOOOOOONG!
#91 - hamsnatcher (04/17/2011) [-]
Syncing up pee cycles eh? Nothing like Pee-cycling the good stuff.
#38 - OMGINBD (04/17/2011) [-]
I shall incinerate all reposts with my "Laser."
User avatar #39 to #38 - grantika (04/17/2011) [-]
How bout no.
User avatar #41 to #39 - OMGINBD (04/17/2011) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.
#54 - Jameshaich (04/17/2011) [-]
Triangle sandwiches somehow look and taste better...
I have no ******* idea why...
#100 - bsomazzi (04/17/2011) [-]
they what does one do when they see a triangular bacon sandwich?
User avatar #121 to #100 - jellybob (04/17/2011) [-]
orgasm violently
User avatar #113 - zzombiee (04/17/2011) [-]
my mom has 2 first names...
User avatar #131 to #113 - thefunnyjunkers (04/17/2011) [-]
Wouldn't that mean you have two first names?
User avatar #134 to #131 - zzombiee (04/17/2011) [-]
my moms name is Bobbi-Jean and my name is Broedy.
User avatar #133 to #131 - zzombiee (04/17/2011) [-]
uh no... lol why would i have 2 first names because of my mom? :D
User avatar #139 to #133 - thefunnyjunkers (04/17/2011) [-]
I figured it was First name and last name that looked like 2 first names. Example- "Ricky Bobby" Anyways, I have three first names, so I win.
User avatar #140 to #139 - zzombiee (04/17/2011) [-]
lol
#151 to #113 - drgingerdoctor (04/17/2011) [-]
BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
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#99 - Arrowninja (04/17/2011) [-]
Hey what the hell i have three first names
#108 to #99 - VivaLaAnon (04/17/2011) [-]
Hey what the hell my picture moves
Hey what the hell my picture moves
#117 to #108 - Giachianeo (04/17/2011) [-]
That makes it a gif, not a picture, retard
User avatar #137 to #117 - zzombiee (04/17/2011) [-]
lol
#289 to #117 - Smithington (04/18/2011) [-]
your so clever....
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#98 - darkkniveheart **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#101 to #98 - dippitydoin (04/17/2011) [-]
"Yes, hello. My name is Dark Knive Heart. Pleased to meet you."

Just played it out in my head, then I lol'd
#107 - Acoolguywithahat (04/17/2011) [-]
I have two first names 0.o
#116 to #107 - Giachianeo (04/17/2011) [-]
Me too, bro.
#52 - takemetoyourleader (04/17/2011) [-]
The first one is so true.
The first one is so true.
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