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The Pokemon " s has spanned eighteen core games land counting'.) over
sixteen years, which have spawned a massive and sometimes rabid legion of fans,
myself included. While most fans are content with giddily playing the newest
installments, some fans like to take things one step further, and delve deep into
the Pokemon lore. The result is that there are some pretty bizarre, extremely
fl bulous Pokemon fan theories out there. In this feature, we' ll take a look at
some of the most mind blowing theories and rate the amount of cranial explosion
that the said theories cause. Hit the break to check them out.
1. Gengar is Clefairy' s Shadow
g all the way back to the st generation Pokemon games reveals this
little gem. Some fans have pointed out the similarities in appearance between
Bangarang me ,from the rotund, humanoid shape, tome pointy ears.
Also worth noting is that Gengar is a shadow Pokemon - Clefairy' s shadow
perhaps? Even more interesting is that since Clefairy and Gengar are normal
and Pokemon, respectively, es make it
impossible for them to attack each other certain STAB attacks. An
nteresting theory, which does hold some merit, but we are lust getting
started.
2. The World of Pokemon Was imaged by a Generation's rig war
There' s a theory floating around the interwebs that paints a dark, horrific
history of the Pokemon world, or at least Red/ Blue' s unto region. Many
players have noted that in Pokemon Red/ Blue, there is a large absence of
middle aged men in the game world. Think about the last time you played
Pokemon. An abnormally large amount of Pokemon trainers chillin' in the
wild were little kids. Think about it. Why were there so many damn
toddlers roaming the wilds unattended? There were plenty of elderly men
and women in the world (Professor oak), and many middle aged women
the player' s mom, the nurses), but a lack of middle aged men. What about
the players father, or your rivers father? While most people wouldn' t
worry about the absence of middle aged dudes, some Pokemon fans have
rationalized t . through the creation of yet anothe insane theory.
The electricity's gym leader, Lt. Surge mentions being a survivor of some sort
of brutal war that almost took his ife (he claims that his Pokemon saved his
life). other trainers in the gym were once soldiers in some sort of army,
which presumably fought in a war. A war where Pokemon were used as
weapons. Let that sink in for a moment, as you try to imagine the horror of
hundreds of ed soldiers storming beaches being held by goddamn
Charizards. Some fans believe this war was the cause of the lack of adult men,
all ofthem had been killed in the war. Essentially, some people
are speculating that this war caused a ‘generation kill', and that the young
children of the **** region are the first generation to find peace. This also
explains why the player' s father is absent (hint, he died), and why the rival
character has no parents (hint, they died). While a lot of this theory involves
speculation and imagination, the hor rig idea of a war
that wiped out an entire generation is pretty damn sweet.
3. A Designer May Have screwed Up the Evolutions of Some Pokemon
s still a pretty significant fan theory that has been circulating for some
time. Most Pokemon veterans know that one of the earliest Pokemon, caterpie,
evolves into the ever useless Metapod, which evolves Into Butterfree. Another
well known bug Pokemon, Venom! eventually evolves into venomoth, which
seems all hunky dorm However, some sharp eyed fans have noticed something is
a little strange - mainly the striking similarities between venonat and
Butterfree. They both share those red eyes, furry purple bodies, long
antenna, and tiny little arms. Not being able to write off the blatant similar s
between the two, many fans have claimed that venonat was actually supposed to
evolve into 3 Butterfree.
Further backing this point is that the caterpie/ Metapod line holds more physical
similarities to the long and slender venomoth than to the fat and furry
Butterfree. This led to the speculation that someone who was working on the
original game may have accidentally switched up the evolutions of the two
Pokemon, and anybody noticed it was too late. We picture the crass
yet brilliant Pokemon lead designer, with a lit cigarette in mouth looking over the
data, re tingene errortech has been made. After some deliberation, he
presumably) takes a swig from a 40 of vodka, slams it down on the table and
screams "Nobody will notice! PUT IT IN THE GAME". And that is why Venonat
evolves into venomoth. True story.
B. Kangaskhan is cubone' s Dead Mother
The story of cubone, an orphan Pokemon that uses its dead mother' s skull as
protection is dark enough. If you factor in this fan theory, it gets cram, fast. People
believe that the little baby who lives in Kangaskhan' s pouch will grow to become a
cubone if the mother is killed. The skull does indeed fearsome resemblance to the
Kangaskhan' s head, with a long snout, pointy ears and large eyes. As a matter of
fact, some believe that this traumatic experience may change the evolutionary path
of the Pokemon, causing it to metamorphosing into the skull wearing, club wielding
Pokemon we all know and love. In short, cubone is like the Batman of the Pokemon
world.
5. You Killed Your Rival' s Pokemon
Your POKAYMON
don’ t look dead' V
In Pokemon Red/ Blue, you eventually face your rival in the luxury cruise liner, the
s. s. Anne. After handily mopping the floor with him, you w not see your rival until
you reach Lavender Town, the Pokemon city notorious for Its nightmare inducing
theme music. Upon running into him in Lavender Town, the resting place for many
Pokemon, he proclaims “Hey! What brings you here? Your Pokemon don' t look
deadl" A fair enough question, as many trainers bring their dead Pokemon to Lav-
Wait a second... What is your rival doing there?
Some fans have noticed that your r ' s inatimate is no longer in his party. Yes, he
could have removed the Raticate I is a pretty terrible Pokemon), but what trainer
would remove a Pokemon from his/ her party without replacing it? Guess what? You
killed your rival' s Raticate. Yep, after knocking it out on the s. s. Anne, fans believe
that the rival couldn' t get to a Pokemon Center amid the chaos on the boat, which
resulted in his beloved Pokemon' s passin .voer rival is in Lavender Town to lay to
rest one of his beloved Pokemon. A Pokemon that you killed. Good Mr, guy.
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#44 - ahmer (04/17/2011) [-]
this was pretty interesting

pic unrelated
#115 - monkeysmist (04/18/2011) [-]
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD
#41 - davvedavve (04/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Imagine this....
All pokemon games created, mashed up to one big awesome adventure....
OH YEAH
#30 - hunamana (04/17/2011) [-]
I want moar.
#92 - kittycatdancer (04/18/2011) [-]
But the first picture is of Clefable, not Clefairy..?
#21 - thescienceguy (04/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The cubone story goes a step deeper.
Surely you're all familiar with pokemon #0 misingno.
There's a widespread fan theory that Cubone was meant to evolve into another pokemon, then that pokemon would evolve into kangiskhan.
This pokemon was ditched near the end of the game's development, but the scrap data for it was moved to number zero, rather than being deleted.
The fact that supports this theory: misingno evolves into Kangiskhan.
#45 - ooibenoo (04/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#86 - MOARkrabs (04/18/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#112 - scarysnowman (04/18/2011) [-]
I am the hero that Kanto deserves!
User avatar #34 - Midirr (04/17/2011) [-]
that's a clefable, not a clefary...

just saying.
+6
#73 - taojohn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#50 - squeaky (04/17/2011) [-]
You have a long-lost sister. (This was in FireRed, on the SS ANNE.)
#105 - mothersmilk (04/18/2011) [-]
*Looks at last one with diglett*

You just raped my childhood!
#91 - Typhon (04/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
pretty sure the first pic is a clefable, not clefairy
#64 - cheruboy (04/17/2011) [-]
Last one...




I win.
User avatar #94 - Zaivia (04/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I read a creepypasta about the pokemon universe just being a hallucination while Ash is in a coma, but the scary part is it make sense.
User avatar #89 - blehdude (04/18/2011) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1219745/Yo+Champ+in+the+Making/ Another interesting fan fiction. If it's tl:dr basically the guy who is in all the gyms that gives you advice is your father.
#1 - fancyrockdude (04/17/2011) [-]
MORE FUN FACTS PLZ!!!!
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