Abortion. front page, thanks guys!.. That dude, should get bitches for that comment. Abortion front page thanks guys! That dude should get bitches for that comment
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#1 - hitlersfunhouse
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(04/16/2011) [-]
That dude, should get bitches for that comment.
#3 to #1 - motorstorm
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(04/16/2011) [-]
that, dude should get bitches for that comment
#5 to #3 - lethalpotato
Reply +19
(04/16/2011) [-]
that dude should get bitches, for that comment.
#7 to #5 - triarii
Reply +31
(04/16/2011) [-]
Dat dude and dat comment...
#8 to #7 - ibefunnyandshit
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(04/16/2011) [-]
dat ****** and dat comment
#9 to #8 - Mrah
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(04/16/2011) [-]
dat reply
#31 to #9 - siilis **User deleted account**
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#67 to #31 - addstar
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#17 to #8 - tonyzepol
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(04/16/2011) [-]
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
#61 to #17 - jamesisawesome
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(04/16/2011) [-]
************?
#28 to #5 - Hreidmar
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(04/16/2011) [-]
that dude should get bitches for that comma.
#4 to #3 - lethalpotato
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#253 - poorlydrawnpineapl
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#266 to #253 - Dakguy
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#274 to #266 - diespitris
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#322 to #274 - dungledoo
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(04/17/2011) [-]
you finally got to use it...
#68 - anonymousfck
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(04/16/2011) [-]
First person to roll Triples decides what i put as my status.
#81 to #68 - fahayhay
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(04/16/2011) [-]
no, scruffy, dont stop. dont stop licking. IT FEELS SOOOOO GOOD. keep going scruffy!..... f.a.g
#82 to #81 - fahayhay
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**fahayhay rolls 556**
#85 to #68 - anon
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(04/16/2011) [-]
rolls :1-9: i like to eat dead babies that i cummed on with a side drink of ****!
#89 to #68 - RulesOfTheInternet
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**RulesOfTheInternet rolls 302** I like little girls (they make me feel so good)
#96 to #68 - omnomnompancakes
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**omnomnompancakes rolls 502** the internet told me to post this. i am an idiot
#105 to #68 - writertrash
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**writertrash rolls 280**I'm a dumbass because I let funnyjunk decide my status, and I now am at risk of severe bodily injury if I don't post proof that I did.
#110 to #68 - caiada **User deleted account**
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#113 to #68 - kamusioso
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(04/17/2011) [-]
**kamusioso rolls 171** i'm sorry sis! i'm gonna clean the cum on your face after i **** mom!
#97 to #68 - konnos
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**konnos rolls 674** Who would've thought that 8 year olds are so tight...
**konnos rolls 674** Who would've thought that 8 year olds are so tight...
#69 to #68 - thegreatoneyoumad
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**thegreatoneyoumad rolls 8,185**
#106 to #69 - anon
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(04/16/2011) [-]
*rolls 3* i have pictures of 5 year olds in different positions getting raped by a dog on my laptop
#108 to #106 - thegreatoneyoumad
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#73 to #68 - lazorman
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**lazorman rolls 661** i guess its true... the first time hurts the most!!!
#75 to #73 - lazorman
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(04/16/2011) [-]
darn so close
#76 to #68 - Schofield
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**Schofield rolls 619**
I ******* love you *girl you like*
#77 to #76 - Schofield
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(04/16/2011) [-]
Lol Rey Mysterio
#78 to #68 - Rajers
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**Rajers rolls 054** Fat Asian ***** a goat
#79 to #68 - wangdangtaco
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**wangdangtaco rolls 273,568** I have shot and eaten at least three dogs that have wandered onto my property.
#72 to #68 - anon
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 554**


i **** my own mom and lick the cum from her bumhole
#74 to #72 - anon
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(04/16/2011) [-]
i was so close
#107 to #68 - aquarianpixi
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(04/17/2011) [-]
**aquarianpixi rolls 778**

I let random people on the internet choose my statuses.
#84 to #68 - Ilikecoffee
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**Ilikecoffee rolls 400** My mom is soooo good at the love-making.
#111 to #68 - tauntaunsingalong
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#71 to #68 - uliekmudkipz
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**uliekmudkipz rolls 022** Some asshole I don't know on funnyjunk made me put this on my status, now i have to post pics, to prove to him that it happened
#109 to #68 - KirbyFullyLoaded
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(04/17/2011) [-]
**KirbyFullyLoaded rolls 961** I hope these penis enlargement exercises from those ads really work!
#335 to #68 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 722** imma tie each one of my friends to the radiator and have sex with ther family in front of them...every hour on the hour
#104 to #68 - anon
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 094** I have to confess, Ive been ******* my mother secretly for the past 3 years
#143 to #68 - gandalfthered
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**gandalfthered rolls 677**
does anyone know how to get a screwdriver out of a rabbits ass?
#91 to #68 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 871** I've decided to join the westboro baptist church.
#134 to #68 - ulrock
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**ulrock rolls 414**

Does anyone have any child porn I can borrow? I've seen my stuff so much it's getting boring
#87 to #68 - beasteater
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**beasteater rolls 221** i found some nude pics in my house so i fapped to them but then i realized that the pics were of my grandmother..........
#98 to #87 - TheBear
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(04/16/2011) [-]
Implying normal people on Facebook know what fap means.
#133 to #68 - Hovercat
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**Hovercat rolls 118**

I sold a pair of my mom's panties for $150 on eBay.
#83 to #68 - skrott
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**skrott rolls 501** I'm actually starting to like Friday by Rebecca Black :D
#132 to #68 - kievaughn **User deleted account**
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#80 to #68 - anonymousfck
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#130 to #68 - anon
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(04/17/2011) [-]
:roll 3:

Anyone have any lube? The boy from down the block finally agreed to let me cum in his butthole instead of his mouth.
#131 to #130 - anon
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(04/17/2011) [-]
Oh **** **** ****** tits.
#124 to #68 - BigBlackRichard
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#114 to #68 - anon
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(04/17/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 338**
To those who I have ever had sexual relations with...you may want to get checked out...I just tested positive...
#86 to #68 - greatbananareef
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**greatbananareef rolls 888,280,199**i came on what i believe is my sister's corpse
#141 to #86 - gandalfthered
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(04/17/2011) [-]
doesnt count if there i more diggits than 3
#100 to #86 - proffesurshithead
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#278 - platipus
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(04/17/2011) [-]
this
#293 - thehornedking
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(04/17/2011) [-]
Woman must use the CLAW!
#298 to #293 - mrpelfre
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(04/17/2011) [-]
haha thats really funny im watching toy story and im atthe part were the aliens say use the claw
#94 - ruzzufs
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#187 - Hatersbehatin **User deleted account**
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#189 to #187 - alwesker
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#211 to #187 - theangryturtle
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**theangryturtle rolls 68** is this is 33 im an ever bigger faggot who likes bigger black cocks in my ass.
#199 to #187 - Blackmage
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**Blackmage rolls 09** Oh thats okay gays have rights now
#214 to #187 - halfhalowarfare
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#235 to #187 - hehcowsmoo
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(04/17/2011) [-]
GO FOR 88!!!
#246 to #235 - xxxfunnyjunkerxxx **User deleted account**
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#237 to #187 - klondikemonster
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#240 to #187 - Hatersbehatin **User deleted account**
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#261 to #187 - austbell
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**austbell rolls 86**
#196 to #187 - bobmarleh
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#203 to #187 - bobmarleh
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#188 to #187 - Hatersbehatin **User deleted account**
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#37 - MeowMeowQUACK
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(04/16/2011) [-]
First person to get dubs makes my fb status, I'll post pics.
#49 to #37 - damnpolice
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**damnpolice rolls 50** i love making love to my (insert pet animal here )
#51 to #37 - tiagodisouza
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**tiagodisouza rolls 07**
#57 to #37 - erulelord
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**erulelord rolls 23** ill get this guys
#55 to #37 - TehGordonFreeman
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**TehGordonFreeman rolls 22** I AM A GLORIOUS WINGED FAGGOT
#65 to #55 - biospike
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#70 to #65 - cvil
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#99 to #70 - ruzzufs
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#342 to #55 - MeowMeowQUACK
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Sorry it took so long eh?
#63 to #55 - youcanthepower
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(04/16/2011) [-]
Haha brilliant, look at my one above XD
#53 to #37 - Mynameisbored
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**Mynameisbored rolls 31** I like to watch dirty ****** porn.
#50 to #37 - DivDivMasta
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**DivDivMasta rolls 73** i hate that awkward moment when you have to poop out the cum left over from butt sex
#38 to #37 - unclefuckface
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*************** rolls 07** haha my mom just walked out of the shower and i saw her naked, super awkward, but at the same time kinda hot
#56 to #37 - anon
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 59** nothing funny or embarressing here.
#58 to #37 - JizzMouth **User deleted account**
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#60 to #37 - datmahfruit
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**datmahfruit rolls 87** Your status: Hey guys... im gay. ino its hard to believe... ya
#64 to #37 - sumdumfuk
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#88 to #37 - WitchKingTroll
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#43 to #37 - dafunnyman
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(04/16/2011) [-]
Stop thumbwhoring *******
#40 to #37 - ILoveTryhards
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**ILoveTryhards rolls 02** man that was good semen
#39 to #37 - alrightydwighty
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**alrightydwighty rolls 46** i hit more cock than an abusive chicken farmer
#54 to #37 - EvilWolf
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**EvilWolf rolls 23** i think i have a prostitution problem
#52 to #37 - coustify
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**coustify rolls 65** i raped your mom last night and ****** your dog.
#48 to #37 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 09** your status : just because i like how cock tastes doesnt mean i dont do anal
#42 to #37 - pikachueater
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**pikachueater rolls 87** cant wait to bang my mom later!
#46 to #37 - mouad
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#44 to #37 - dantedante
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(04/16/2011) [-]
**dantedante rolls 209,010,292** I lika da big meaty cocks in mah bum hole and mouth hole
#41 to #37 - aliensexfiend
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**aliensexfiend rolls 05** Damn, I need to remember it's "Put the peanut butter on YOUR junk, then let the dog lick it off YOUR balls".
#45 to #41 - elleohelle
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**elleohelle rolls 47** Same as above.
#59 to #37 - youcanthepower
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**youcanthepower rolls 22** shut up faggot
#250 - themainemobster
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#251 to #250 - themainemobster
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(04/17/2011) [-]
NO REROLLS.
#263 to #250 - hytyde
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**hytyde rolls 42** Exactly what Facebook person said
#265 to #250 - Letthefuckergo
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**************** rolls 62**

I need a boyfriend .... any offers
#268 to #250 - NinjaElf
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**NinjaElf rolls 54** My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many makes to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.
#292 to #250 - domohawk
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**domohawk rolls 93** *sigh* i know i am going to win so i'll go easy on you. "facebook is gay" i also want proof
#255 to #250 - poorlydrawnpineapl
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**poorlydrawnpineapl rolls 54**
#260 to #255 - sovietomega **User deleted account**
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#264 to #250 - INaTtYI
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**INaTtYI rolls 66**
I love to be defecated on by black men while Mexicans lick my ass and balls.
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#271 to #264 - themainemobster
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(04/17/2011) [-]
i hate you.
my aunt was on facebook at the time.....
#272 to #271 - INaTtYI
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(04/17/2011) [-]
Keep it there, post reactions
#275 to #272 - themainemobster
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(04/17/2011) [-]
it's bad enough my aunt was online, and a girl i really like is online and so is my grandmother.....
#286 to #275 - NotASingleFuck
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#338 to #275 - INaTtYI
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Idc :)
#339 to #338 - themainemobster
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(04/17/2011) [-]
well it's already too late.
but my aunt was actually over at my house at the time and said

"nice status dylan" (sarcasticly)
#340 to #339 - INaTtYI
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(04/17/2011) [-]
Haha, legendary
#341 to #340 - themainemobster
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(04/17/2011) [-]
i know :D

my aunt is awesome!
#273 to #271 - neroazulomega
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(04/17/2011) [-]
And also no commenting "oh i got hacked"
thats just a bitch out of the deal
#269 to #264 - themainemobster
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(04/17/2011) [-]
okay....
#20 - bustamove
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#24 to #20 - anon
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JD is awsooooome
#25 to #24 - bustamove
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(04/16/2011) [-]
totes mcgotes
#36 to #20 - foekillerr
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Vanilla bear