Historical Badass. Let's go inside the mind of a John Smith... EDIT: Top 40! Thanks FJ! EDIT: red text for me!. See this fucker right here? 11-" Yeah, this dude John smith
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Historical Badass. Let's go inside the mind of a John Smith... EDIT: Top 40! Thanks FJ! EDIT: red text for me!. See this fucker right here? 11-" Yeah, this dude

Let's go inside the mind of a John Smith...
EDIT: Top 40! Thanks FJ!
EDIT: red text for me!

Tags: John | smith
See this fucker right here?
11-" Yeah, this dude is J olan
motherfucking Smith,,
You remember, that guy from
Well, not only did
he help the Colony of Jamestown
survive, but let' s take it back a
ways'-
While enslaved, John Smith was working in the
feilds one day, when his master rode out on a
horse and started messing with him. W ell, that
fucker saw his last fucking sun, because John
dragged him off his horse, killed him with a
faming tool, stole his clothes and horse, and
rode back to England with the Iron ring STILL
AROUND HIS MOTHER FUCKING NECK!
Oh, and after that whole ordeal, he went to
America, and whipped the fuckers in Jamestown
into shape by telling those bitches, "YOU WANT
FOOD, YOU' RE GONNA EARN THAT SHIT!"
So you tell me. How badass was this
mother fucker?
hfy face if you thumb)
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Views: 22210 Submitted: 04/15/2011