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A Real Vampire

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Submitted: 06/18/2009
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User avatar #729 - bitchpleeaassee (08/01/2009) [-]
Blade is only a half vampire but can still kick that little bitch twilight poon's ass!!
#736 to #729 - anonymous (08/13/2009) [-]
Chuck Norris can kick both of their asses, with a fart
User avatar #730 to #729 - Deathharvest (08/02/2009) [-]
Chuck norris kills both and....................................... ..... ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
#727 - anonymous (07/27/2009) [-]
I prefer the one on the right, thanks. mmm.
User avatar #737 to #727 - defender (10/01/2009) [-]
unless you have a dick he wont be intrested
#726 - anonymous (07/24/2009) [-]
i heard that his vagina smells of fish and my captcha is shrew there funny like a bear shiting on a polor bear but raping a venuswaling retarded donkey
#725 - anonymous (07/21/2009) [-]
that is so true
#722 - twothosand (07/18/2009) [-]
this is a vampire. this is a fag. any questions? capcha: kitty. wtf?
#735 to #722 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
Query: do you require anything else, Master? A target neutralized, perhaps?
#734 to #722 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
Answer: HK-47 believes they are here so average meatbag organics can unleash their anger.
User avatar #723 to #722 - Random Personz (07/19/2009) [-]
*raises hand* why do fags exist?
#721 - anonymous (07/18/2009) [-]
LOL. fag
#717 - anonymous (07/14/2009) [-]
YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS. Edward is a perfectly normal being just like all of us it's just his character that makes him gay, YOU FAG. Captcha: lynch - WTF is that?
User avatar #724 to #717 - Mr Texas (07/21/2009) [-]
Judging from the movie...I don't believe he's a fag. BUT DEFINITELY A TOOL!!!! He probably used to work for Craftsman before showbusiness.
User avatar #720 to #717 - equinox (07/17/2009) [-]
wow. i clapped for this guy^ best burn ever.
#719 to #717 - anonymous (07/17/2009) [-]
You are right. We all know who the real fag is now.
#715 - anonymous (07/12/2009) [-]
STEPHENIE MEYER IS A NECROPHILIAC
#708 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
FAT BEN MADE REAL POOP
#716 to #708 - anonymous (07/14/2009) [-]
fat ben needs to die. and so do you.
#707 - kade (07/03/2009) [-]
thats just a dum nigger
#733 to #707 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
NOW we know who the REAL fag is. thats just a dumB User who's posting dumB stuff.
#731 to #707 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
^And here you are trying to keep it going just to make yourself look cool. Hypocrite much?
#718 to #707 - anonymous (07/15/2009) [-]
well your just a poser and think your cool for calling someone olnine a poser. he can say nigger, spic, jap, swint, pollack, aflab, hindook, gook, jew all he wants. the world still goes round and life as usual continues on and nobody cares if you lived or died tomorrow except for the number of ones you can count with your fingers and toes.
#712 to #707 - anonymous (07/10/2009) [-]
i bet you would LOVE to say that to his face o_O
#704 - xKingColex (07/02/2009) [-]
blade rules all except chuck norris...who doesnt need weopons, except for his own 2 hands
#714 to #704 - FallenAndForsaken (07/11/2009) [-]
sad but true, tho Chuck Norris is still pretty big on newgrounds.
User avatar #713 to #704 - eldanieo (07/11/2009) [-]
and yet u laughed when u read it
#711 to #704 - anonymous (07/09/2009) [-]
Chuck norris jokes stopped being funny a few years ago
#703 - anonymous (07/01/2009) [-]
HAHAZ!!! i
#701 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
lol this picture is so true.
#699 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
you assholes want a fucking comment? i'll leave some shit for you. who the fuck is this nigger? nobody has seen this movie and why the hell do you keep saying shit against Robert? what the fuck has he ever done to you? im not even gonna say that you're just jealous because you're a lazy ass Nintendo playing, meat beating, shit eating, fatass stanky motherfucker. im pretty sure i havent made myself clear. nastyass punkasses like you dumbasses dont have shit to do so you spend your lonely ass days on here leaving shit comments like the horseshit i've seen on this whole goddamn picture and asking mommy for some macaroni and cheese. go get a fucking job and quit wasting your time on here. im done. so fuck the hell off.
User avatar #728 to #699 - KingShooey (07/31/2009) [-]
Well... Good job burningblade. You just made a contradiction by calling him a homophobic gay ass mother fuck. HOMOPHOBIC GAY!? Good one.
User avatar #706 to #699 - burningblade (07/03/2009) [-]
HEY! im not any of those i make my own mac and cheez thank you very much you demented homophobic gay ass mother fucker and if neither me nor zoeraee made our selves clear your just another gay little bitch who goes and watches fake vampire shit. vampires do not GLOW when they step in the sunlight they BURST INTO FLAMES and when i saw that on a commercial i hoped he would go down burning and crying for his mother just like the weak ass mother fucker who cant even dis people right now go bac to daddy and suck his cock
User avatar #702 to #699 - acekiller (07/01/2009) [-]
anoymous u just got pwned big time!!!!!!1 zoeraee u rule :]
User avatar #700 to #699 - zoeraee (06/30/2009) [-]
he sucks && dosent shower thats why i dont like him p.s im not a" lazy ass Nintendo playing, meat beating, shit eating, fatass stanky motherfucker" 1. i do not ow Nintendo 2. I am a girl and for the rest of that thats just rude its bad to make assumptions abut people. This picture is rude [to gay people] but you are obviously a 13 year old girl who has nothing better to do then go see twilght. Nigger is a mean neanderthal word.Your on here too, so your also " a lazy dumbass punkass" in case i haven't made MYSELF clear fuck off and stop defending this stupid loner you've never met and never will meet. He called himself a loner... hs words on an interview not mine. xoxo zo kisses biitch
#697 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
Win!
#696 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
You suck for uploading this.
#705 to #696 - anonymous (07/03/2009) [-]
You suck for posting that
#695 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
Hi, im the asshole who has been thumb-downing every commenter i see on every picture...im also the asshole who is anonymous that talks about paganism all the time, I am also a fan of the twilight series THE BOOKS not the movies the guy who played edward cullen, good actor he just couldnt show any of his TRUE potential in THIS HORRIBLE MOVIE. I THUMB DOWNED ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS
#689 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]
ecuse me i dont think this is hilauris and all the people who dont like twilight u dont have to say anything and whoever posted this picture is wrong and{JELAOUS} BECAUSE THIS HE OR SHE THAT POSTED IT IS A FAG FOR ALL I CARE!AND ROBERT PATTISON DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT SUCKING.HE IS THE STAR IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#698 to #689 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
your probably a horny teen girl or a horny gay guy for caring so much
#694 to #689 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
I still have yet to see a Twilight fangirl come up with some better insult than "omg ur jus jealouz!!1!11!1"
#693 to #689 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
i dont like your face nor your opinion and since your a woman no one cares what you say so gtfo if your going to keep bitching about twilight and how everyones jealous of a faggy discoball.
#692 to #689 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]
THE MOVIE SUCKED face it it didnt live up to the hype made by the book and only true diehard fans of the acvtors or people way to inklove with the book liked the movie even a little bit
#691 to #689 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]
no one cares for your opinion
#690 to #689 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]
he is a faggot though, OMG SPARCKLES :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo Edward is in the bathroom beating his meat so some manly porn, cumming in his own mouth :OOOOOOOOOOooooooo *slurp* oh my god it's all over my body
#688 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]
he is a fag.. i would know PRON PRON
#687 - anonymous (06/28/2009) [-]
Why do teenage girls like Edward Cullen so much? He's controlling, emotionally abusive, and watches Bella in her sleep. Those are not qualities that a "perfect" man would have. Those qualities are more akin to what SEX OFFENDERS would be like.
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