Fuck of Jesus. I lolled, don't be a bum, spare a thumb!.. Wait, wasn't Jesus jewish...? FUCK OFF Jesus troll
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#1 - anthonyh (04/12/2011) [-]
Wait, wasn't Jesus jewish...?
Wait, wasn't Jesus jewish...?
#3 to #1 - toan (04/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #1 - Deathmetalwaffle (04/12/2011) [-]
the jews didn't like him or something, i'm to lazy to find it out
User avatar #6 to #5 - jaktheripper (04/12/2011) [-]
The Jews nailed him to the cross in the first place yo
User avatar #7 to #6 - Deathmetalwaffle (04/12/2011) [-]
i know, but he was the messiah or something but the jews didn't want him as messiah (bunch of whiners) so they killed him, because he said he was jewish but he didn't act jewish, or something
User avatar #8 to #7 - jaktheripper (04/12/2011) [-]
Something like that, I don't feel like looking it up
#9 to #8 - anon (04/12/2011) [-]
ALRIGHT I WILL GIVE YOU THE LOW DOWN! So there was the prediction of the messiah being born. It had three qualifications. 1. Born to a virgin, 2. first born son, 3. and born into wealthy Jewish family. Jesus wasn't born into a wealthy family. So the Jews didn't accept that he was the messiah when he came out as one. Not only that, but he over turned a lot of the corruption in the temples and associated with sinners. It wasn't just Jesus, the Jews persecuted pretty much most every other prophet who spoke in the name of Jesus. The term "Christian" meant "little christ". It was given to the followers in a derogatory sense.
User avatar #10 to #9 - jaktheripper (04/12/2011) [-]
Oh that's right... I must've slept through that part of bible study
#2 - GetNthKitchenBitch (04/12/2011) [-]
So many people hate on these Jesus jokes, I think they are funny as hell, keep it up!!
#4 - anon (04/12/2011) [-]
i will kill you in the name of JESUS
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