Ignorant BITCH true story.. Some christians are just high off there ass on jesus juice. EDIT: Wow! Thanks everyone for getting me into the top 150! I've never h Religion dumb bitch
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Ignorant BITCH true story.

Ignorant BITCH true story.. Some christians are just high off there ass on jesus juice. EDIT: Wow! Thanks everyone for getting me into the top 150! I've never h

Some christians are just high off there ass on jesus juice.
EDIT: Wow! Thanks everyone for getting me into the top 150! I've never held such a high honor.
EDIT AGAIN: HOLY **** ! Thank you Everyone!

walking around town,
minding my own business*
What? Don' t you mean the
religion?
Alright, time to take down this
intolerant stupid bitch down.
Ma' am, since you are clearly
unaware that Islam is a relgion,
have you actually read the
Qur' an?
Then you are unaware that Islam
actually preaches peace? and
that the terrorist attacks on
America by are performed
extremists?
Where in the Bible does it tell
you to Islam?
When a random protestor appeares
Will you sign this petition to
eliminate the nation of Islam? l
No T mean nation! It' s in the
Middle, East duh I' m not stupid).
Hdl T would never read the
enemy' s booka
Liesa They have to be following
their religions That' s what
everyone doese Just like, this
protest, I' m doing what the
Bible tells mel
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#135 - modmanawesome **User deleted account** (04/09/2011) [-]
#139 to #135 - sirdickalot (04/09/2011) [-]
already started :(
#45 - moc (04/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #314 - VeryAwkwardPenguIn (04/09/2011) [-]
Muhammad laid out some pretty progressive rules of warfare, and medieval Muslims out-niced the Christians in battle by a landslide. Especially since Muhammad personally issued "a distinct code of conduct among Islamic warriors" that included:

No killing of women, children or innocents -- these might include hermits, monks or other religious leaders who were deemed noncombatants;

No wanton killing of livestock or other animals;

No burning or destruction of trees and orchards; and

No destruction of wells.
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#591 to #314 - loverofmetal **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #315 to #314 - VeryAwkwardPenguIn (04/09/2011) [-]
In short, Muhammad wanted his armies to fight like freaking hippies. During the ******* Dark Ages. And they did.
So while Christian crusaders were beheading enemies and tossing their heads like oversized hacky sacks, their Muslim counterparts had a whole honor code that led them to feed the armies of their defeated enemies.
User avatar #364 to #315 - XboxJunky (04/09/2011) [-]
Cracked FTW! But yes I am Christian and thank Muhammad for the rules of warfare.
User avatar #636 to #364 - VeryAwkwardPenguIn (04/09/2011) [-]
Yeah you got me it was from Cracked :L
As soon as I saw an Islam battle I remembered their ridiculous things you probably believe about Islam.
I just wanted to seem smart!
User avatar #637 to #636 - XboxJunky (04/09/2011) [-]
Oh well, you're educated in that manner so feel proud of yourself for that :D
#51 - bostondunn (04/09/2011) [-]
<----------can we please do this
#74 to #51 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
FUKKEN SAVED
User avatar #77 to #51 - mudd (04/09/2011) [-]
you forgot Hinduism...
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User avatar #82 to #51 - cheezyman (04/09/2011) [-]
How is that even an S?
User avatar #276 to #51 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/09/2011) [-]
Being agnostic, I feel left out
User avatar #316 to #51 - GoodGood (04/09/2011) [-]
I want that tatoo'd on me.
#72 to #70 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
haha its funny because the square root of a negative number is grouped is called imaginary.
User avatar #71 to #51 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
I am a muslim scientist! Well, a 14 year old aspiring psychologist/astronomer/chemist/biologist/philosopher/physicist...Well anyways, down with capitalism and up with a socialist-libertarian egalitarian society! The constitution should be as such: material objects other than food, medicine, etc. (Food and medicine will be given as comfortably required) will be shared at an equal value through the use of credits. Credits are given at a set amount and cannot be traded. Everyone is free to do as they please as long as it does not insensibly harm another (insensibly meaning anything more than an accident or an extremely indirect insult), oh and no leaders, nor a small group of legislators/politicians, etc. Everyone is the leader (Animal farm!)
#94 to #71 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
Socialism does not work. Why? Because people enjoy making money and are willing to work hard (ie become a doctor) to make money. When you remove the motivation to work hard, people become lazy and productivity goes to **** .
User avatar #100 to #94 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
You are quite right, I just wanted to share the idea, but as I said, this will most likely fail. We must try it experimentally first, ie: a community of 1000 volunteers living this way and see the outcome
#105 to #94 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
I like democratic socialism for our current culture. If one day humanity evolves to the point where we no longer need to use papers to pay for things and everyone is a productive member of the society, then it'll work.
#114 to #105 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
But like I said, without an incentive people will not bother to try to get ahead. Why work your ass off to become a doctor if you can sweep floors for the same wage? Why create a new videogame/prescription drug/etc when you won't make any money off it?
#119 to #114 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
Yeah exactly. Right now, if we were to implement a system like that, it would fail right almost right away. We have vices and greed, etc. The idea is, once we develop a learned behavior beneficial enough to the planet and humanity, we would no longer have vice because everyone would be serviced, and money would not be an incentive. It's a dream world that would take the cooperation of the whole planet and years of behavioral change. Human beings are very malleable in terms of behavior. If you're interested, check out zeitgeist or the venus project or whatever. For now bro, we have a pretty good system in place for our current culture.
User avatar #322 to #119 - Namepending (04/09/2011) [-]
That system is a basic impossibility. There will ALWAYS be greed, hate, anger, spite, hell anything you can think of. The simple truth is that most of humanity will never completely aspire to become Utopian people.
#660 to #322 - redoni (04/10/2011) [-]
Hear me out, What's your take on nature vs nurture? 100 years ago people would have had the same take as you, but now modern sociologists and psychologists have the take that humans are more nurture than nature. That means we're mostly products of our environments. A murderer never decides to kill just for the hell of it. It has a lot to do with his family life, social life, the area he grew up with, what interests he was led to grow up with, etc. No one is born full of spite and greed my friend. Greed, spite, and vice are all products of a flawed environment. That's why I don't think it's impossible, but almost impossible because literally every human being in the world would have to do a 180 degrees on the way they behave and live.
#84 to #71 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
Hey bro I'm all for a resource based economy, but a no-leader system leads to dictatorship always. ALWAYS. by the way, Libertarian is kind of the opposite of socialist because libertarians strive for laissez-faire...everything. One day once our culture has evolved enough to create a system with minimum deviance and well-spirited, productive individuals, then we can dream :]. I was like you when I was younger too man.
User avatar #85 to #84 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
I'm a libertarian in the "no-state" sense, only man. the state does not have morals, man does.
#91 to #85 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
Yeah I believe man can be moral, we are a social creature! So first, we improve our culture, or learned behavior, then we fix the system :]
User avatar #73 to #71 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
Sorry, I need more space... Everyone has equal say. Come on cousins! (I call you cousins because it has been genealogically proven we are all related because at one point, our numbers were at only 4 million and by now, we are at least distantly related to each other, or if you are Christian/Muslim/Hebrew, there is Adam and Eve) We must create a peaceful rebellion! No more shall we be restricted of power by this thing called money and social status! We are equals and should treat each other as such! No more war or poverty! Let people join us, don't force them in! I highly doubt a society like this would ever happen, but hopefully..., hopefully....
#86 to #73 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
You've seen zeitgeist huh? Haha. Yeah great movie series. One day man, but that day isn't now sadly. Hopefully it comes soon.
User avatar #623 to #86 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
Woah I watched it and it is completely correct! My capitalistic buddy who was in my 3rd-7th grade class takes all of it as bullocks unfortunately and stopped after 9 minutes of it.
#661 to #623 - redoni (04/10/2011) [-]
Yeah bro, did you watch the third one? That's the one that talks about the "social revolution," haha. We salem alek (Did I say that right?)
User avatar #662 to #661 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/10/2011) [-]
Assalamu'ailaikum, but it's ok friend... we are cousins anyways
User avatar #90 to #86 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
No I haven't, where can I find it?
#92 to #90 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
Its a 3-part movie series, I think it's the first google hit.
#95 to #92 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
friendly warning: they are loooooong haha!
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#93 to #73 - darkkniveheart **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 to #93 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
Yeah thats what would happen in our current state. The idea is that one day in the future, once we develop a culture that creates human beings who would do those things for the society for free, we wouldn't worry about poverty or hunger because we'd be self-sufficient. You know, criminality is a product of the society, so we fix the society to form minimum to no deviance. Is it possible? Maybe. Would the system work now? Hell no.
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User avatar #97 to #93 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
http://www.marshallbrain. com/manna1.htm this has inspired me, read it and you will feel like you are in a land of magic princess pony rainbows
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User avatar #110 to #107 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
Did you read the entire thing?
User avatar #112 to #110 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
It shows a dystopia in the beginning and an equal utopia on the second half
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User avatar #113 to #111 - knowitallfourtytwo (04/09/2011) [-]
haha ok, make sure you finish it, amazing stuff
#537 - raberintodesu (04/09/2011) [-]
I 			*******		 hate know-it-alls like her. I'm a Christian but I despise these extremists.
I ******* hate know-it-alls like her. I'm a Christian but I despise these extremists.
#493 - gdfan (04/09/2011) [-]
Meanwhile  in the middle east ..
Meanwhile in the middle east ..
#510 - deadguyseven (04/09/2011) [-]
any one?
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User avatar #519 to #510 - fishdemolisher (04/09/2011) [-]
its pretty simple. its the word "Exactly" with the word " ****** " weaved oh so cleverly into the middle.
#523 to #519 - deadguyseven (04/09/2011) [-]
i know that i was just putting anyone to see if anyone was gonna comment or save or whatever.  
  
picture unrelated
i know that i was just putting anyone to see if anyone was gonna comment or save or whatever.

picture unrelated
#528 to #523 - fishdemolisher (04/09/2011) [-]
oh. my apologies.... heres a friendly clown to assist with you with your slumber.
#539 to #529 - fishdemolisher (04/09/2011) [-]
hahahaha. that made my day. its been a pretty **** day too. thank you kind sir.

pic unrelated.
#544 to #539 - GamerMandrew (04/09/2011) [-]
Let me fix that boring old picture...
Let me fix that boring old picture...
User avatar #562 to #544 - fishdemolisher (04/09/2011) [-]
ty. i have saved that and i am going to base the rest of my life around it.
#383 - trollingfaggot (04/09/2011) [-]
if we did go to war against them how could we loose with an army like this?
if we did go to war against them how could we loose with an army like this?
#66 - desklamp (04/09/2011) [-]
Might be funny if you knew what you were talking about.

You can make some very strong pro-Islam arguments from an actual knowledge of the Quran and Moslem theology. (I've read some of the denunciation of Osama bin Laden's Qubatist beliefs)

But you did not make a reasoned response, you just parroted a lot of half-heard stuff about 'Islam is a religion of peace,' not because you know what you're talking about but because your just as much an ignorant douche as your fictional opponent (yeah, pretty sure THAT NEVER HAPPENED at least as you describe it)

And btw, there is a Nation of Islam (not a nation, the name of a particular religious movement, Malcolm X was a member) although your opponent was probably refering to the Nation of Palestine
User avatar #89 to #66 - SyntaxError (04/09/2011) [-]
not to mention, the bible couldnt possibly tell someone to "eliminate Islam" because Islam is a full 200 years newer
#69 to #66 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
I couldn't agree more. Desklamp is my new favorite person.
#7 - goombahstompah (04/08/2011) [-]
I'll just leave this here
User avatar #9 to #7 - captainfry (04/08/2011) [-]
well done sir!
#605 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
Please read this, just for your information, because you might not know all the info. I'm a Muslim myself. First thing is that the Nation of Islam is actually racist. It's not exactly the same as Islam, because the Nation of Islam DOES preach racism. They believe blacks are better. Islam is strict to defeat racism. Every Muslim is supposed to be equal, regardless of wealth, profession, or race. Only God can determine who is better.
#611 to #605 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
Secondly, Muslims have historically been a peaceful people. During the crusades, they weren't supposed to kill civilians, children, or crops, even though the Christians did this. They were great fighters, but they weren't cruel (look it up if you don't believe me). Ever since World War I, though, they've been a bit resentful of what the West did to them. Colonization has ruined a lot of great civilizations. Plus, they don't like Israel, which is pretty legit, if you ask me, because Muslims have had Jerusalem for a thousand years now. Israel is like an invader for this, and they're VERY cruel to Palestinians. They allow 15% of available aid to get there, so their hate of the West and Israel makes sense.
#613 to #611 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
Lastly, most Muslims are normal people like the rest of us. Some are extremists, but I don't support terrorism. You all know this by now, I'm sure. I'm sure most of you don't, but please think before you judge the Muslims.
#618 to #611 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
Also, they've been good to women. When Islam began, the European Christians were so cruel to women, they were discussing whether they should be allowed to read or Bible. In Arabia, women even owned businesses and were treated as normal citizens. The Quran calls men and women equal citizens. So why is there discrimination between the two? Because they are not the same. Women have their duties in society, and men have duties. Women should do their jobs and men should do theirs. Also, some Muslim societies actually ignore this and are pretty cruel to women, although they should not be.
#632 to #618 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
Islam is highly intolerant of Jews and Christians, and even the peacefull muslims have that resentment, I dont agree with Islam for it is conversion through war and torture, and half the time in the middle east whenever someone leaves islam they are slain for it.
Jesus only taught of forgiveness and love period... christians arent that much different than anyone else when it comes to wrong doings though, but we sure as hell strive to be better.
#633 to #632 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
Of course. Everyone strives to be better, and Christians today do mainly show much tolerance. My main point is that everyone has a right to pick a religion. Even in Islamic law (Shariah), freedom of religion was the FIRST law. It wasn't always practiced, but that doesn't mean it wasn't practiced. My second point is, DON'T stereotype or judge an entire people by religion.
#641 to #633 - hitmantenten (04/09/2011) [-]
Thanks for this bro it cleared my ignorant steryotypical view of Islam. the news people really get in my mind u kno theyre like all muslims are killers
#645 to #641 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
No problem. Yeah, it's crazy. Mind thumbing all of my comments up on this page? Maybe it'll get more attention. Of course, no people are perfect, but it's important to get facts straight before making judgements.
User avatar #686 to #632 - amberisallama (04/11/2011) [-]
Liiiees, In the Qu'ran it says all Muslims, Christians and Jews will go to heaven (all the proper ones) as they all stem from the same Abrahamic ideas - it's the Nation which has corrupted the thoughts.
#631 to #618 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
ummmm mohammed was a pedophile and mass murderer, and alot of the muslim extremist today, their ancestros were trained by hitler not the west, we are in iraq officialy because of radical islam and iraqs meager supply of oil, and its all planned, anyways. I am a christian, and i have read much of the quran, and i recall many many versus of how to treat infidels and specificly how to torture infidels, im not saying all muslim people are violent, but the religion of islam is ruthless and unforgiving. Christians are not perfect though, and the crusades were a mistake, but the crusades were centered around taking back Jerusalem, and fighting for it, though the crusaders got carried away in self righteousness.
User avatar #649 to #631 - grym (04/09/2011) [-]
the crusades were centered around the control of spice trade routes.
#634 to #631 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
You must be the dumb bitch in this post. I'm trying to get people to understand a bit about Islam, not to convert you guys. Chill out.
#644 to #611 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
who cares what nation or religion is good or racist. if your not american, go f*ck a camel. USA! USA! USA!
#646 to #644 - Imrankhan (04/09/2011) [-]
This is why Arabs don't generally like Americans all that much...
User avatar #671 to #646 - srskate (04/10/2011) [-]
He is a troll. Trust me, most Americans like myself are tolerant of others, atlas I hope so. Personally I wanna leave America though
#680 to #671 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
then ypure not the sterotypical american.....most are pricks
User avatar #683 to #680 - srskate (04/10/2013) [-]
dat reaction time.
#50 - vostakoyev (04/09/2011) [-]
The Nation of Islam is an american organization that is about as affiliated with mainstream Islam as the Westboro Baptist Church is with mainstream christianity. They've only got about 20-50k members and are considered a crazy splinter group by most everyone, including muslims.
#57 to #50 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
^ This guy is completely correct. OP apparently misunderstood what the Nation of Islam is entirely.
#63 to #57 - redoni (04/09/2011) [-]
Him and the girl who wanted them eradicated. She thought it was in the middle east.
#68 to #63 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
You're right. They will both probably continue being wrong and spreading this misinformation.
User avatar #580 - ariroobn (04/09/2011) [-]
The Nation of Islam is what they call the Black Muslims.
But I digress. You can't petition to eliminate a religion. Even as a devout atheist, I still believe that people have the right to follow whatever religion they want. Be it as it may if it's contrary to your beliefs, but they have a right to believe what they want. Just don't shove your religion down my throat, and I won't shove my foot down yours.
User avatar #577 - alpacinoftw (04/09/2011) [-]
There totally isn't gonna be a giant religion war here...
#340 - yournewdad (04/09/2011) [-]
Enlarge x)
User avatar #342 to #340 - inoland (04/09/2011) [-]
I HATE it when i get dicks shoved down my throat
#346 to #340 - lncest (04/09/2011) [-]
I resent that last line
#204 - bkcrt (04/09/2011) [-]
Thought you guys might want this for your reaction folders.
#202 - kirbyy (04/09/2011) [-]
<Me when trying to battle ignorance.
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#574 - anon (04/09/2011) [-]
FJ != place to discuss religion
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User avatar #28 to #26 - deviousman (04/08/2011) [-]
tsh, well obviously you never been to american
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