I wonder. A simple pun became my top content. FJ is a one a crazy place! Thanks for your thumbs, people! .. how much plank could plank norris norris, if a plank norris could norris plank?
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#40 - sunseedsman (04/08/2011) [-]
how much plank could plank norris norris, if a plank norris could norris plank?
#316 - kylermannn ONLINE (04/08/2011) [-]
Morning wood chuck
#265 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
Chuck Norris's girfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  
He then shouted "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!" and proceeded to tear her head off. After he had killed her he said "You don't 			****		 with Chuck!"  
  
A year later he realized the irony of the last statement, and laughed so hard that everyone in a one-mile radius went deaf.
Chuck Norris's girfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
He then shouted "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!" and proceeded to tear her head off. After he had killed her he said "You don't **** with Chuck!"

A year later he realized the irony of the last statement, and laughed so hard that everyone in a one-mile radius went deaf.
#269 to #265 - spartanwings (04/08/2011) [-]
cool story bro
cool story bro
#299 to #269 - arnarinn (04/08/2011) [-]
Cool story bro
Cool story bro
#304 to #299 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
Interesting.
Go on...
#309 to #305 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
It appears to be a book.
#317 - scarecrowasylum (04/08/2011) [-]
made me think of this
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User avatar #247 to #246 - Kxania (04/08/2011) [-]
Thought there were ******* ants on my screen..
User avatar #251 to #247 - kashaku (04/08/2011) [-]
same here
User avatar #241 - mafioso (04/08/2011) [-]
Hey you dang woodchucks, quite chuckin' my wood!
#81 - rocstarsix (04/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #144 - Fluorum (04/08/2011) [-]
How much wood would a wooden Chuck Norris Chuck Norris if a wooden Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris wood?
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#88 - HolyArachnid (04/08/2011) [-]
Another opportunity to post this..... :D
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#94 to #75 - Slartibartfast (04/08/2011) [-]
That is relevant to my username!
#379 - chuckiefinster (04/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #388 to #379 - erwtje (04/08/2011) [-]
**erwtje rolls 0** 17?
#362 - LGTG (04/08/2011) [-]
#336 to #328 - Sarlouse (04/08/2011) [-]
The shadow knows
#340 to #336 - prozmbieeater (04/08/2011) [-]
i loved that show!
#343 to #340 - Sarlouse (04/08/2011) [-]
One of these days, people are gonna realize that heckle and jeckle was the funniest cartoon of all time.
#366 to #336 - DirtyShizno (04/08/2011) [-]
I wish I could thumb this reference up a a million times.
I wish I could thumb this reference up a a million times.
User avatar #369 to #366 - Sarlouse (04/08/2011) [-]
Thank you.
I think I got at least 3 thumbs down,
#338 to #336 - Sarlouse (04/08/2011) [-]
Oh wait..
Did I make another obscure joke that no one's gonna get?
User avatar #341 to #338 - nexmorismortis (04/08/2011) [-]
I got it. It made me laugh! XD
#275 - grilledcheeze (04/08/2011) [-]
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#282 to #275 - buddahman (04/08/2011) [-]
Is it bad that I thought he would end up shooting Kennedy in that GIF?
Is it bad that I thought he would end up shooting Kennedy in that GIF?
#283 to #282 - grilledcheeze (04/08/2011) [-]
no, at first i thot he was gonna shoot justin bieber lol
no, at first i thot he was gonna shoot justin bieber lol
#403 - rocstarsix (04/08/2011) [-]
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#385 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
lolololololol
lolololololol
#399 to #385 - PunkKid (04/08/2011) [-]
I was waitin for the one of JFK.. But then I thought y would Chuck kill JFK!
User avatar #382 - gummbearapocalyps (04/08/2011) [-]
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
NONE. cuz Chuck Norris already chucked it all.
User avatar #393 to #382 - Ardoyanconorvich (04/08/2011) [-]
So it would be all of it?
User avatar #398 to #393 - gummbearapocalyps (04/08/2011) [-]
All of it was chucked, by chuck Norris.
User avatar #400 to #398 - Ardoyanconorvich (04/08/2011) [-]
Hell yeah! Don't **** with da Chuck!
User avatar #395 - Stackman (04/08/2011) [-]
How much hardwood flooring could a Chuck Norris made of wood Chuck Norris if a Chuck Norris made of wood could Chuck Norris hardwood flooring?
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