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A simple pun became my top content. FJ is a one a crazy place!
Thanks for your thumbs, people!

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Submitted: 04/07/2011
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#40 - sunseedsman (04/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
how much plank could plank norris norris, if a plank norris could norris plank?
#81 - rocstarsix (04/08/2011) [-]
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#316 - kylermannn (04/08/2011) [-]
Morning wood chuck
#265 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Chuck Norris's girfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  
He then shouted "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!" and proceeded to tear her head off. After he had killed her he said "You don't 						****					 with Chuck!"  
  
A year later he realized the irony of the last statement, and laughed so hard that everyone in a one-mile radius went deaf.
Chuck Norris's girfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
He then shouted "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!" and proceeded to tear her head off. After he had killed her he said "You don't **** with Chuck!"

A year later he realized the irony of the last statement, and laughed so hard that everyone in a one-mile radius went deaf.
#256 - dbakes (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #247 to #246 - Kxania (04/08/2011) [-]
Thought there were ******* ants on my screen..
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User avatar #115 - ThatKidYouKnow (04/08/2011) [+] (17 replies)
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?
User avatar #117 to #115 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/08/2011) [-]
piss.
#45 - ixplore (04/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#48 to #45 - Roundup (04/08/2011) [-]
Thanks, buddy! I didn't know all these ninjas care.
#30 - FacePalmHeadDesk (04/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
User avatar #31 to #30 - nbtwosix (04/08/2011) [-]
piss
#228 - samuraicrack (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
27 (pic unrelated)
#231 to #228 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
assburger's syndrome
#102 - AdmiralPEDO (04/08/2011) [-]
so much ****** wood
#317 - scarecrowasylum (04/08/2011) [-]
made me think of this
#301 - williamz (04/08/2011) [+] (4 replies)
How much wood would a wooden chuck norris chuck norris if a wooden chuck norris could chuck norris wood.....  dont get it.
How much wood would a wooden chuck norris chuck norris if a wooden chuck norris could chuck norris wood..... dont get it.
User avatar #241 - mafioso (04/08/2011) [-]
Hey you dang woodchucks, quite chuckin' my wood!
#371 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #107 - HunterAlpha (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
something i made up: how much butt could a ******** **** , if a ******** could **** butt?
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#372 - newtoast (04/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#219 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
According to your post, it reads
How much wood would a chuck chuck if a chuck chuck wood could chuck wood?
#222 to #219 - EpicCharizard (04/08/2011) [-]
If you notice some of the copies of Chuck Norris appear to be made of wood. Therefore it would be Wood Chuck.
User avatar #144 - Fluorum (04/08/2011) [-]
How much wood would a wooden Chuck Norris Chuck Norris if a wooden Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris wood?
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