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Make sure the cover you are
printing is the correct size for f
and that the text can be read
from across a medium sized
room.,
Step 2: Apply
None of the original dust
cover can inne showing,
The results will be more
realistic if you laminate or
have ID glossy
printer paper.
Step 3: Lure
Find a good place and
read your book.
Pay no attention to your
surroundings., You shook: try
your best to have an informed
look on your face.
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Submitted: 04/07/2011
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#40 - anonymous (04/07/2011) [+] (40 replies)
Looks liek you gots my book there
User avatar #44 to #41 - Pyronite (04/07/2011) [-]
It's a picture book.
#48 - theamazingderpman (04/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#49 - anonymous (04/07/2011) [+] (8 replies)
**anonymous rolls 00** Dubs and I do this
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#19 to #15 - fungusamongus (04/07/2011) [-]
< and then your face
#46 - RACECAR (04/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Works every time...
User avatar #64 - AlfredNeuman (04/07/2011) [-]
then you go to have sex, and whip out your average penis, and she leaves.
#36 - celestia (04/07/2011) [+] (4 replies)
+54
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#108 - rockandrolla (04/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**rockandrolla rolls 44** check em. It's all science and shit.
#60 - ForeverAlonee (04/07/2011) [+] (6 replies)
"try your best to have an informed look on your face"

<my face
AM I DOING IT RIGHT
User avatar #35 - Sufficio (04/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
But then she'll just be disappointed when you show her your dick and leave? XD
#22 - dyslexicunicorn (04/07/2011) [-]
Print book cover "LIving with your Slightly Undersized Penis"


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User avatar #61 - ImAFlyingWhale (04/07/2011) [-]
Zach Galifianakis? Makes sense...
#26 - buttterfly (04/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
...I've personally found that when trying to get tons of chicks, it's best to get high quality chicken feed......... pic somewhat related...
User avatar #88 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/07/2011) [+] (7 replies)
i have an easier way

sit by a window and look introspective as fuck
#99 - battledude (04/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#111 - monkeychain (04/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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