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Honest Instructions

Honest Instructions. EDIT: New Content>>>> /funny_pictures/1939505/Life+s+Not+Fair/ oh hey, first front page ever, woot woot. top ten pics too.THUMB

EDIT: New Content>>>> /funny_pictures/1939505/Life+s+Not+Fair/
oh hey, first front page ever, woot woot. top ten pics too.THUMB PARTY
but oh lord i love them thangs

Pith a number;
set In that
many minutes.
Exploded.
Bite in
immediately,
because ****
waiting.
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Submitted: 04/06/2011
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#68 - Protomix (04/07/2011) [-]
how to have a mouthgasm:  
1) prepare half as many hot pockets as you think you can eat.  
2) prepare half as many pizza rolls as you tink you can eat.  
3) use a spoon to empty out the hot pocket, and put all the intestines in a bowl.  
4) place 3-5 pizza rolls in each pocket  
5) fill in the empty space with the intestines  
6) take a bite, but be prepared to grow several unnatural body parts from the severe awesomeness
how to have a mouthgasm:
1) prepare half as many hot pockets as you think you can eat.
2) prepare half as many pizza rolls as you tink you can eat.
3) use a spoon to empty out the hot pocket, and put all the intestines in a bowl.
4) place 3-5 pizza rolls in each pocket
5) fill in the empty space with the intestines
6) take a bite, but be prepared to grow several unnatural body parts from the severe awesomeness
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#169 to #68 - micheldever **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#170 to #68 - outbreakz (04/07/2011) [-]
You for got step 3.5) - Reheat the intestines in the microwave to get rid of the -3 degree center.
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#92 - ljakethesnakel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#107 to #92 - webfeet (04/07/2011) [-]
they then put meat into pizza rolls...
User avatar #192 to #188 - MagicNinjaZ (04/07/2011) [-]
you just thought of your Mom giving your dad a BlowJob.
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#196 to #192 - PeterPhanTheAZn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #198 to #196 - MagicNinjaZ (04/07/2011) [-]
You Just thought of your sister giving your grandfather a Blowjob...
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#201 to #198 - PeterPhanTheAZn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #201 - MagicNinjaZ (04/07/2011) [-]
Fine you just imagined your GF giving your dad a BJ
#215 to #205 - bloodvixen (04/07/2011) [-]
you imagined your baby brother getting a blowjob from your gf
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#210 to #205 - PeterPhanTheAZn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #214 to #210 - MagicNinjaZ (04/07/2011) [-]
Imma Pull out the Big Gunz.

You just thought of your GF, Mom, and your best friend having a Three-way.
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#217 to #214 - PeterPhanTheAZn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#218 to #217 - PeterPhanTheAZn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #204 to #201 - sookmaybowls (04/07/2011) [-]
I do :(

EWWWWW
User avatar #200 to #198 - TheAsianEquation (04/07/2011) [-]
My grandfather is DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
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#202 to #200 - PeterPhanTheAZn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#219 to #188 - digidawg (04/07/2011) [-]
You are now aware that your jaw has weight and you have to hold it up, you are now aware that your tongue is never really comfortable enough, now think about putting a toothpick between all of your toenails and kick a wall, also think about your dick/vagina getting a horrible paper cut across it..oh lastly step on a lego!!!!!!!!!!
#8 - John Cena (04/06/2011) [-]
guess im a faggot
#24 to #8 - John Cena (04/06/2011) [-]
No you're not fellow anon, tis I the fag.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Thundergod ONLINE (04/06/2011) [-]
Nay, my fellow funnyjunkie. Tis I, for I am in front of you in comparison to the post.
#26 to #25 - John Cena (04/06/2011) [-]
Blast, foiled again.
#191 - ThatDrunkenMonkey (04/07/2011) [-]
Made me lol
Made me lol
User avatar #126 - Gabriel (04/07/2011) [-]
You forgot taking the biggest **** of your life 30 minutes later
#39 - adalada (04/06/2011) [-]
STEP 8
Wake up to cold pizza rolls
User avatar #44 to #39 - Colonel Claypool (04/06/2011) [-]
STEP 9
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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#51 to #44 - yyttuuyy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #51 - DarkBloom (04/07/2011) [-]
Step 11: HEARTATTACK
#143 to #64 - cookyguy (04/07/2011) [-]
Step 12: Get on the floor
User avatar #232 to #143 - RoflSlayers (04/07/2011) [-]
Step 13: Everyone walk the dinosaur.
#157 - ruzzufs (04/07/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#187 - lolsnapple (04/07/2011) [-]
1. Go to collegehumor  
2. Copy Paste  
3. ???????  
4. PROFIT?
1. Go to collegehumor
2. Copy Paste
3. ???????
4. PROFIT?
#211 to #187 - Nun (04/07/2011) [-]
reddit actually, but yeah thats how it works
#212 to #211 - lolsnapple (04/07/2011) [-]
I appreciate your honesty. Have an apple
+3
#154 to #139 - gurgleflep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #175 to #154 - originalcherry (04/07/2011) [-]
Nope. Just burning even more
#131 - wildcatlaxer (04/07/2011) [-]
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#108 - webfeet (04/07/2011) [-]
molten pizza filling
#90 - rileysuper (04/07/2011) [-]
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#152 - John Cena (04/07/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#223 - paradiddle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#165 - Bowapty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#86 - crashthirtyone (04/07/2011) [-]
I freaking love Pizza rolls. cuz I'm too lazy to put in an oven pizza.  
  
Pic unrelated
I freaking love Pizza rolls. cuz I'm too lazy to put in an oven pizza.

Pic unrelated
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#180 to #86 - epicnutsack **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #245 to #180 - HOLY FUCK (04/09/2011) [-]
yes?
#109 to #86 - animeskunk (04/07/2011) [-]
I remember this episode from Smash-to-Death Angel Dokoro-chan. AWESOME ANIME!!!!
#168 to #109 - TheNewDudeMann (04/07/2011) [-]
so what exactly is happening in that scene?
#244 to #168 - animeskunk (04/07/2011) [-]
The girl was an angel, and the boy ripped off her halo. (If you take off the halo.......... that happens.)

PLUS! The halo is sharp ass hell.
User avatar #135 to #86 - HOLY FUCK (04/07/2011) [-]
wat the **** !!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????
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#144 to #86 - Bowapty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #103 to #86 - Petroleum ONLINE (04/07/2011) [-]
This is the zombie infection.
#123 to #103 - John Cena (04/07/2011) [-]
Nope. Just diarrhea.
User avatar #110 to #86 - brianheim (04/07/2011) [-]
Holy ****
User avatar #136 to #110 - HOLY FUCK (04/07/2011) [-]
you called?
#91 to #86 - TheInvader (04/07/2011) [-]
Whats happening on the pic
#93 to #86 - John Cena (04/07/2011) [-]
Oh God wat.
User avatar #111 to #86 - huevosplash (04/07/2011) [-]
^ pic is related, that's the face one makes when they just bit into a hot ass pizza roll.
User avatar #207 to #111 - crashthirtyone (04/07/2011) [-]
Huevosplash you sexy ************
#105 to #86 - John Cena (04/07/2011) [-]
don't remove the halo
will cause diarrhea apocalypse
#116 to #86 - John Cena (04/07/2011) [-]
+6
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